Disclaimer: I don't own the
Labyrinth, I don't own Ewan McGregor, though I really would love to! J..
really… would love to.. but I own me(Katie), (I am the main character) and I
own Trevor. You can't use me at all cuz I would feel violated.. but if you want to use Trevor, I don't know
why you would want to, you can just ask. Oh ya.. I don't own starz or Black
hawk down.. just in case !
"What a jerk!" I mumbled to myself, as I shut-down my
computer, recalling the conversation I had with Trevor, my 'friend', on AOL
minutes earlier.
"Your not popular, so why act like it, most people thing
you're a cold bitch, a lot of people hate you," Trevor had typed, out of the
blue. I was shocked.
"Um… ok…"I just typed in response. "Like you have any
place to talk." I said to myself, not bothering to dignify him with anything he
could turn around and say back to me
"A bit bitter aren't we?" I asked, smiling.
"Just a little." He responded, making me laugh.
"You don't even know what that means do you?" I
questioned, still laughing.
"uh…. I don't want to talk to you anymore.. bye," He
quickly logged off.
"He was just trying to impress on of his friends by
insulting someone younger then him," I concluded, "I can't believe I ever liked
him, he looks like Hoggle! I hope he breaks his leg 8 million more times."
Realizing that it was sort of late, I glanced at the clock, 12:31 PM.
I didn't really want to go to bed yet, so I turned on my
TV, and flipped the channels. And much to my surprise, Labyrinth was on Starz!
What a coincidence, I mean, to the reference I made about Hoggle a moment
earlier. So I decided to watch it. It was at the part where Sarah was wishing
away Toby.
"If only I could really wish away Trevor, just anywhere,"
I laughed, "I really wish the goblins would take Trevor away, right now."
"Oh, I can't believe you just said that," I said to
myself, "Your losing it. Oh, and now your having regular conversations with
yourself too? Time for bed I think." I switched off the lights and my TV and
tried to sleep.
I kept my eyes close but I couldn't help but keep
thinking about Trevor's words. Suddenly, a breeze ruffled my hair, surprising
me. I didn't think I left my window open.
I opened one eye…. And saw a tree.
"A tree? K.. that's… not… really right." I sat up and
looked around.
"K that's nuff' lasanga before bed, Katie."
"I agree, that stuff can kill ya." A voice said from
behind me. I slowly turned around. And who was sitting on a fallen log on a few
feet away from my bed, which was in the middle of nowhere? Take a guess. I
shuddered.
"I have messed up dreams, its just wrong that your
dreaming about David Bowie," I said, once again, to myself.
"I assure you, this is no dream, Katie, and I always
thought David Bowie was quite a handsome man," Jareth said, yes it was Jareth
if you haven't figured it out yet.
"Ewww, gay Jareth dream," I scolded myself. Apparently,
he choose to ignore that last comment.
"Ok, lets get the "Jareth your so dreamy' part over with
and skip to the chase," Jareth stood and walked over to my bed.
"You.. dreamy? HAHAHA.. that's great," I laughed,
untangling myself from my sheets and tumbling out of my bed.
"You.. don't think I am drop-dead gorgeous?" He asked
shocked.
"Drop-dead scary if anything, you wear more make-up then
my Aunt Hilda," I said, yawning.
"Really? You don't think I'm sexy, not even like this?"
He put his left hand on his hip, formed a crystel, and gave his face a
mysterious look.
"AHH, stop, I value my eyesight," I said, covering my
eyes.
"Well, this is a new development, I've never been told
that I was…"
"Ugly? Scary? Monsterous?" I suggested.
"Yes, thank you," He snapped, "Well, Im a little hurt,
but since you were so… brutally honest, I'll give you one wish, and since it's
probably to get Trevor back.."
"Trevor?!!? That's why I'm here? Oh.. no no no.. you can
keep him, send me back home."
"What? This is odd, this has never happened either,"
Jareth said, scratching his chin, trying to look thoughtful.
"Don't do that, this is turning into a nightmare…" I
grinned.
"Ok, nevermind about the wish," Jareth said.
"Wait! Sorry!" I pleaded!
"Ok then, this has never happened before, but I am afraid
I can't send you back without you at least making an attempt to solve the
Labyrinth.. you have to be in there for 13 hours." Jareth explained.
"That's messed up, well, I don't want Trevor, I will go stand in a corner of the damn
Labyrinth for 13 hours if I have too." I responded, tucking a strand of hair
behind my ear.
"Why?" Jareth asked, it looked like he was reconsidering
ever taking Trevor.
"Long story, but for my wish.. I want Ewan McGregor to
come here and do this with me!" I grinned happily. Jareth arched and eyebrow..
"Umm… alright…." Jareth formed a crystel and through it
at the ground next to me. I frowned.
"That was really gay," I thought, watching a glitter
swirl around the spot the crystal hit. Then, surprisingly, Ewan actually
appeared. Looking mighty gorgeous might I add, wearing boxers and a white tee
and tube socks, his hair buzzed short for his new movie Black Hawk Down.
"What the fook?" He said in his adorable Scottish burr.
My mouth dropped to the ground. He turned to me and then to Jareth. His eyes
widened.
"Who the hell are you? Some David Bowie transvestite?" he
asked angrily, I giggled.
"You were wished…" Jareth started, adding a rude tone to
his voice. I cut him off..
"I don't know why you here, I think some freak accident,
but this guy over here can't send you back until you spend thirteen hours in
that thing?" I said, pointing to the
Labyrinth in the distance. I didn't really want Ewan to know that I wished him
there, that would probably upset him.. it would upset me.
"Who are you?" Ewan asked me, calming down a little at
the sight of another human, though a young girl at that.
"I'm Katie, though I know this isn't a good time, but I'm
a huge fan," I said, smiling.
"Anyways, the girl is right, you must solve my Labyrinth
in thirteen hours, or Trevor, a friend," I coughed loadly, "of Katie's will be
prisoner here."
"What the fook is wrong with you? Are you some physco
kidnapper?" Ewan asked once again, angrily.
"I'm sure Katie can explain everything to you," Jareth
said, starting to fade, "I um.. gotta go.. do.. stuff." Ewan turned to me
questioningly.
"Hey, don't look at me, that's my bed over there, how do
you think I got here?" I shrugged, then turned towards the Labyrinth. "I guess
we better go."
"This has got to be a dream," I heard Ewan mumble from
behind me, I can't believe I am actually with Ewan McGregor.. this is so a dream..
Review, please, I guess I just
wanna see what you think, though, I just had to write this, cuz.. its really
hard to explain..
And if you liked it, then don't
worry I will update… tomorrow probably!
