Disclaimer: well if you read the first chapter disclaimer, then ya.. same thing.. but if you didn't read the first chapter, then what are you doing here in the second chapter?! I don't own Christina Augilara.. so….
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Based on actual events-like the first chapter.. not the whole Jareth/Labyrinth part though.. I actually had lasanga!
"So, you never did say your name…" Trevor said in a trying-to-be-seductive voice. Jareth's eyes widened.
"Umm.. Jareth," He said turning to sit on his throne… Trevor was standing in the middle of the room, a few goblins surrounding him. He had been acting very odd since Jareth entered, and he didn't know if it was his normal behavior or what.
"Jareth, that's kind of a masculine name for a female," Trevor said thoughtfully, "But I kind of like it." Jareth's eyes widened even more, at least, as humanly possible… but Jareth really isn't a human huh?
"Wait, I'm not a fe…" he started, but Trevor cut him off, moving closer.
"Are you single? Cuz I am." Trevor took some mouth spray from his pocket and sprayed it in his mouth.
"Oh… my… god…" Jareth looked horrified, as Trevor moved closer, Jareth waved his hand, sending Trevor to the Bog.
"So, where exactly are we going?" Ewan asked following me through the large intrance gate.
"Well, we need to get to the castle in 13 hours or this Trevor kid gets turned into a goblin," I said simply, turning left.
"I see…"
"But we aren't going to the castle," I said stopping and leaning against the wall.
"And why is that?" Ewan asked looking around. I smiled.
"He is so cute, and tall too… to bad he is married and older then me." I thought.
"Because I think Trevor would do well as a goblin, though it isn't much of a change from what he is like now," I laughed, "He kind of has the personality of a goblin… as well as the looks."
"I see," Ewan said slowly, "Why do we need to rescue him?"
"Well, I wished him here, and apparently you get a chance to save the person you wish here," I explained.
"That's a bit irregular, why did you wish him here?"
"Because I don't like him, he is a jerk and does not deserve to live with regular people," I said stubbornly.
"Oh, well if we wished away everyone we didn't like then the world would be a better place then huh?" Ewan laughed.
"I guess," I shrugged, "You seem pretty calm for a situation like this… I mean being taken from your home to some strange world where you can't leave."
"Well, I'm pretty sure this is some dream," Ewan replied, "So I decided to just let it run its course."
"Oh," I stated, "Well, I don't really feel like standing here for 12 more hours, so we might as well take a look around." I turned and started down the path, Ewan close in tow. This was getting very awkward.
Jareth had been reading a book called "How to make yourself appear handsome when your really not." By I. M. Ugly for the past hours, glad not to be bothered by Trevor. Suddenly, an awful stench started to fill the throne room, causing most of the goblins to clear out.
"Uh oh," Jareth mumbled, slowly closing the book.
"I'm back, and boy did I have a refreshing swim!" A voice called from outside the throne room door. Trevor popped his head in.
"Oh no, oh no," Jareth cried to himself. Trevor walked over to him, seeing that Jareth looked sad, he put his arm around him.
"Whats wrong cutie?" He asked. Jareth quickly pulled away.
"Theres something you should know about me," He said, terrified.
"Whats that? I don't mind that you live with green mice," Trevor smiled.
"Im a male," Jareth stated plainly, "and Im not gay." Trevor looked unfazed.
"Oh, I am not gay, but you look kind of like Christina Augilara, and I just assumed that you were a girl," he said, "But.. you look really good in that eye shadow… I wonder how I would look… I know! Lets have makeovers!!" Trevor giggled and clapped his hands together.
Jareth slapped his hand to his forehead, raised his eyes to the ceiling and mumbled, "That's it… I am retiring."
"You never really did say why you wished him here," Ewan said suddenly after we walked for awhile, funny how you never know what to talk about with a celebrity, especially while you are both in pyjamas.
" I ummm… well…" I stammered.
"Oh ello!" A voice that sounded like an elf called. Ewan and I looked around, no one was near us.
"Oh no," I said, realizing who it was.
"What?" Ewan asked. I looked at the wall, scanning the bricks. Finally, I found the source of the voice.
"Hi, little blue worm," I said, bending down to his level. Ewan stared at me strangly.
"Ello," he said once again, looking at Ewan, who bent down to my level.
"Did he just say "hello"?" Ewan whispered to me.
"No, he said 'ello' but that's close enough," I replied smiling. The worm nodded.
"Oh… ok," Ewan responded, eyeing the little fellow.
"Come inside, have a cup o' tea and meet the mrs'," The worm said, nodding his head towards the entrance which was about 2 inches wide and 2 inches tall.
"What the hell is this thing talking about? Cup o' tea? And he sounds like he just sucked the helium out of a ballon," Ewan asked, his very handsome, deep, blue-green-gray eyes still staring at the worm.
"Relax, we aren't going to the castle, just wasting thirteen hours," I said politely.
"Oh, ok then, well, that way is to the castle," the worm said motioning left, "I don't recommend going that way."
"I'm sure you don't," I said, standing up, "Come on Ewan." Ewan rose, still eyeing that damn worm, seriously, it was like he had never seen a talking worm before.
"What way was he talking about?" Ewan questioned, running his hand over the wall, "All I see this bloody wall and two ways to go that don't seem to end anywhere."
"Just a sec," I said walked towards the wall.
"Katie, there is a wall there," Ewan warned. I stepped past the wall.
"Hehe, I was right," I laughed, "I guess this is what the worm meant. This entrance thingy."
"Odd, how did you know that was here?" Ewan said stepping next to me.
"Oh I saw the movie," I laughed, which is what I've been doing a lot lately.
"Oh, right," Ewan said, laughing too, "So I guess we are off this way then huh?" He pointed right.
"Guess so. Lead the way."
Alright,, you all might think this isn't as good as my first chapter, I dunno, I tried!