A/N
I knew you'd love it!!!! HEHE!!!! Any who this is the next chapter when fluffy
pink cheerleader decides to crossover HP and the wizard of oz!!!
After that rather hellish brand of
torture Draco and Ginny were transported back to the evil authors pink and
fluffy mind, where a angry looking tooth-fairy type held a girl screaming "I
said I wanna go HOME dammit!!!!" over and over again, this girl was dressed
rather foolishly in a blue muggle dress and carrying a basket, "I live in
Kansas K-A-N-S-A-S! Not this Buffy's mind!!! She's done too many stories with
me already!!!!" the girl was now screaming madly, and trying to break from the
tooth-fairy woman's grip.
"She's an American story character,"
Harry told the rest of them knowingly, Draco grunted, and looked back at the
girl.
"How would you know, Potter?" Draco
sneered.
"Duh, he was raised by muggles,"
Hermione said. Ginny still looked disgusted and was still dressed in the
foolish muggle clothes, unlike Draco who had immediately after returning had
ripped the "Harry is my hero!!!!" T-Shirt off ASAP.
In a sudden action a purple puff of
smoke revealed the short brunette again "Ah … Dorothy, we meet again!" she told
the foolish looking "I Wanna Go Home" girl, "Everyone, this is Dorothy, I
thought I'd do something fun until my writers block has cleared up, so Dorothy,
you are now a student at Hogwarts and you and hmmm… you and Ron shall fall in
love, but first, get something on more fitting everyone" a pile of black robes appeared
on the ground, they put them on, and hiss they were all in the dining hall of
Hogwarts.
"Okay, I was cast in the Wizard of Oz,
and this sure as hell doesn't look like Oz, or Kansas, so where am I, and why
am I wearing this??" Dorothy asked, Draco was about to give her a
sarcastic answer, but instead a loud voice screamed
"Silence, puny character! You are in
Hogwarts, in a BETTER story now! Mwhahahaha!" the voice screamed.
"A-are y-you-you the wicked w-witch?"
Dorothy asked meekly.
"Hey! Who are you calling wicked? And
another thing THIS IS ACTING! Ron is mine bitch!" Hermione suddenly screamed,
suddenly Hermione and Ginny were piled on top of Dorothy beating the hell out
of her, Ginny was choking Dorothy with her hands and Hermione was screaming at
her to take it back, while Harry and Ron were trying to peel them off, Draco
was thinking it was all rather funny to see the diminutive girls try to beat up
the tall brunette named Dorothy, and all the teachers were trying to scream
commands at them to stop, unsurprisingly Hermione did, and without Hermione on
her Dorothy managed to beat Ginny off of her, and stand up.
"What did I do?" Dorothy asked,
looking rather surprised that she had said it, "All I want is to love Ron and
Draco at the same time, I know you two love him, but it is no reason to fight!"
now Dorothy was saying the words as if she were delivering a woman's rights
speech. Ginny looked sick.
Finally the writer appeared again
"Woopee! My writer's block is gone, do you like it so far?" they were all
tempted to say no but strange magnetic forces pulled their heads to nods and
they all said "YES BUFFY!" in a rather marine/zombie fashion, and Buffy (as
they had figured her name to be) laughed evilly one last time before the real
torture began …
A/N How do ya like so far … glad so many people enjoy the twisted inner workings of my sublimely evil mind, next time look for Mary Sue in the chapter!