Part 3:The Dragon Grants Wishes
Vegeta:{stands victorious over the chipmunks burned little body}
Gohan:Good fucking job dad you're a helluva lot better than my real fucking dad all he ever wanted to do was save every fucking thing
{Goku finishes assembling the Dragons Balls and then looks over to the fried chipmunk}
Goku:mmm breakfast
{Everyone stares at Goku for a moment}
Goku:what I was raised by an old guy in the woods for several years and this chipmunks good eatin accordin to him
All:...Right
{Goku picks up the Chipmunk and swallows it}
{Everyone else throws up}
Goku:Ok now back to work
{Goku gets up and walks ovber to the Dragons Balls}
Tien,Chaozu,and all the other Sailorscouts: you think we'll get a part in this chapter
Krillin:I don't think so anyways we have to wait and see if Yamcha can get a date in this bar
Yamcha:Come on go out with me i'm good in bed my blow up doll said so
Woman: I said no 1,000 times already {pulls out a stungun and shocks Yamcha}
{Yamcha falls to the floor}
Vegeta and Gohan:{look over to Sailormoon} What the motherfucking hell was that all about
Sailormoon:How the fuck would I know you stupid dumbasses
{Goku starts calling the Dragon} Oh great and mighty Dragon come forth to grant our wishes
Trunks:please oh great mighty powerful hard long snake-like one
{The dragon rises from the balls and looks more like a normal sized snake than a great dragon god}
Dragon:{speaks in a voice like someone who has inhaled to much helium} I am the Eternal Dragon what do you stupid motherfucking sons of assholes want
{Vegeta begins to laugh insanely and makes jokes of the dragons size}
Dragon:What the hell are you laughing at you stupid bastard i'll kick you square in the nuts so you better respect my authoritah
{Vegeta falls down laughing not seeing the dragon grow to a larger size he turns around and looks at it}
Vegeta:Holy motherfucking shit
Dragon:{swallows Vegeta in one gulp} mmm tastes like chicken
Gohan:Goddammit you ate my new motherfuckin dad dammit why I liked him why couldn't you eat that fuckin retard who was my first dad I hated him he was a fuckin moron
Dragon:{swallows Gohan also and goes back to normal size} anyone else wanna say something about me
All:No!
Dragon:Now why did you summon me
All:we wanted wishes
Dragon:Dammit thats what everyone wants thats all I here is Dragon grant me this or Dragon I want and please Dragon and after 10,000 years it gets quite annoying thats all they fuckin want I tried to have a conversation once but the guy shot himself in the head I don't know why I mean all I did was talk about myself but ok i'll grant your wishes
Everyone:thank you mister dragon sir
Dragon:Now what are your wishes
Goku:Well I want everyone who Vegeta killed at that Tenchi kids house to be brought back
Dragon:Your goddamn wish is granted
Trunks:Mr.Dragon uh sir I want to tell the man I love how I feel
Dragon:uh man whats fuckin wrong with you well anyways i'll grant you your wish
{The portal appears and Trunks is teleported to a large concert stadium with Goten as the only one in the aduience}
{Trunks wearing a red dress walks out onto stage Goten stares at Trunks}
Goten:Hey you feelin alright why the fuck you wearin that dress
{Trunks picks up the microphone and begins to sing}
Trunks:{a few minutes later}and I will always love you
{finishes singing}
Goten:Dammit Trunks i'm not gay how many times do i have to tell you
Trunks: but when we were in that hotel room after the Back Street Boy's concert
Goten:Man I was drunk and you sucked my dick
Trunks:{cries}this relationship is over
Goten:What the fuck are you talking about there is no relationship between us I got a girlfriend and i'm not gay
{Switches back to the dragon and everyone else}
Dragon:Next damned wish
Sailormoon:Um Dragon could you please bring back Gohan I really love him and I want to be with him
Dragon:Who the fuckin fuck is Gohan
Sailormoon:The second goddamn blonde guy you just ate
Dragon:oh yeah
{Dragon spits up Gohan}
Sailormoon:Eww thats fuckin gross
{Gohan wakes up and jumps around cussing about the nasty dragon goo and being swallowed by the dragon}
Gohan:Goodfuckingdammit shit head fuck fucking fucker cocklicker hell fuck
Sailormoon:{runs over and hugs Gohan}you're back
Gohan:Hey you still wanna go get that hotel room
Sailormoon:{nods}
Gohan:then lets fuckin go
{Gohan and Sailormoon fly off toward a hotel}
Dragon:alright next motherfuckin wish damned mortals
Mihoshi:Dragon sir I want more romance comics
Dragon:finally a fucking normal wish{sneezes and a pile of romance comics fall from the sky next to Mihoshi}
Mihoshi:thank you dragon
Dragon:any other fucking assholes want some wishes{looks around}excellent well my job is done here
{the dragon dissappears in a flash of light}
Now that the dragon has been called and everyones wishes granted what will our heroes do next find out in part 4 coming soon
Vegeta:{stands victorious over the chipmunks burned little body}
Gohan:Good fucking job dad you're a helluva lot better than my real fucking dad all he ever wanted to do was save every fucking thing
{Goku finishes assembling the Dragons Balls and then looks over to the fried chipmunk}
Goku:mmm breakfast
{Everyone stares at Goku for a moment}
Goku:what I was raised by an old guy in the woods for several years and this chipmunks good eatin accordin to him
All:...Right
{Goku picks up the Chipmunk and swallows it}
{Everyone else throws up}
Goku:Ok now back to work
{Goku gets up and walks ovber to the Dragons Balls}
Tien,Chaozu,and all the other Sailorscouts: you think we'll get a part in this chapter
Krillin:I don't think so anyways we have to wait and see if Yamcha can get a date in this bar
Yamcha:Come on go out with me i'm good in bed my blow up doll said so
Woman: I said no 1,000 times already {pulls out a stungun and shocks Yamcha}
{Yamcha falls to the floor}
Vegeta and Gohan:{look over to Sailormoon} What the motherfucking hell was that all about
Sailormoon:How the fuck would I know you stupid dumbasses
{Goku starts calling the Dragon} Oh great and mighty Dragon come forth to grant our wishes
Trunks:please oh great mighty powerful hard long snake-like one
{The dragon rises from the balls and looks more like a normal sized snake than a great dragon god}
Dragon:{speaks in a voice like someone who has inhaled to much helium} I am the Eternal Dragon what do you stupid motherfucking sons of assholes want
{Vegeta begins to laugh insanely and makes jokes of the dragons size}
Dragon:What the hell are you laughing at you stupid bastard i'll kick you square in the nuts so you better respect my authoritah
{Vegeta falls down laughing not seeing the dragon grow to a larger size he turns around and looks at it}
Vegeta:Holy motherfucking shit
Dragon:{swallows Vegeta in one gulp} mmm tastes like chicken
Gohan:Goddammit you ate my new motherfuckin dad dammit why I liked him why couldn't you eat that fuckin retard who was my first dad I hated him he was a fuckin moron
Dragon:{swallows Gohan also and goes back to normal size} anyone else wanna say something about me
All:No!
Dragon:Now why did you summon me
All:we wanted wishes
Dragon:Dammit thats what everyone wants thats all I here is Dragon grant me this or Dragon I want and please Dragon and after 10,000 years it gets quite annoying thats all they fuckin want I tried to have a conversation once but the guy shot himself in the head I don't know why I mean all I did was talk about myself but ok i'll grant your wishes
Everyone:thank you mister dragon sir
Dragon:Now what are your wishes
Goku:Well I want everyone who Vegeta killed at that Tenchi kids house to be brought back
Dragon:Your goddamn wish is granted
Trunks:Mr.Dragon uh sir I want to tell the man I love how I feel
Dragon:uh man whats fuckin wrong with you well anyways i'll grant you your wish
{The portal appears and Trunks is teleported to a large concert stadium with Goten as the only one in the aduience}
{Trunks wearing a red dress walks out onto stage Goten stares at Trunks}
Goten:Hey you feelin alright why the fuck you wearin that dress
{Trunks picks up the microphone and begins to sing}
Trunks:{a few minutes later}and I will always love you
{finishes singing}
Goten:Dammit Trunks i'm not gay how many times do i have to tell you
Trunks: but when we were in that hotel room after the Back Street Boy's concert
Goten:Man I was drunk and you sucked my dick
Trunks:{cries}this relationship is over
Goten:What the fuck are you talking about there is no relationship between us I got a girlfriend and i'm not gay
{Switches back to the dragon and everyone else}
Dragon:Next damned wish
Sailormoon:Um Dragon could you please bring back Gohan I really love him and I want to be with him
Dragon:Who the fuckin fuck is Gohan
Sailormoon:The second goddamn blonde guy you just ate
Dragon:oh yeah
{Dragon spits up Gohan}
Sailormoon:Eww thats fuckin gross
{Gohan wakes up and jumps around cussing about the nasty dragon goo and being swallowed by the dragon}
Gohan:Goodfuckingdammit shit head fuck fucking fucker cocklicker hell fuck
Sailormoon:{runs over and hugs Gohan}you're back
Gohan:Hey you still wanna go get that hotel room
Sailormoon:{nods}
Gohan:then lets fuckin go
{Gohan and Sailormoon fly off toward a hotel}
Dragon:alright next motherfuckin wish damned mortals
Mihoshi:Dragon sir I want more romance comics
Dragon:finally a fucking normal wish{sneezes and a pile of romance comics fall from the sky next to Mihoshi}
Mihoshi:thank you dragon
Dragon:any other fucking assholes want some wishes{looks around}excellent well my job is done here
{the dragon dissappears in a flash of light}
Now that the dragon has been called and everyones wishes granted what will our heroes do next find out in part 4 coming soon