Part 6:Network Executives

{Everybody sits in the lobby of a large building}
P.A.:Calling Mr.Goku to office 12 floor 2 repaet calling Mr.Goku
Goku:{hops out of his suit and flies through the floor into the office}
Annoying network Executive 1:Ah Goku good to see you
Annoying network Executive 2:Guess your wondering why we called you here
Goku:no not really
Annoying network Executive 1:that's great well it seems we've pissed a few readers off and we have to fix that
Annoying network Executive 2:yep so we're gonna have to change a few things about you
Goku:um alright
Annoying network Executive 1&2:that's good
Annoying network Executive 1:first whenever something bad happens we want you to make a reference to the Great War
Goku:what Great War?
Annoying network Executive 2:now see their's your problem you didn't let us finish you see whenever you refer to the Great War and someone asks you about it you quickly change the subject
Goku:...Okay
Annoying network Executive 2: oh yes and from now you must ride a power wheels car to work
Goku:power wheel's car?
Annoying network Executive 1:it's a little bitty car that runs on a battery
Goku:why the hell do I have to drive that? I quit
Annoying network Executive 2:i'm sorry you can't quit you signed a contract
Goku:this is just like in the Great war
Annoying network Executive 1:what Great War?
Goku:nevermind that now
Annoying network Executive 2:alright you can go now
{Goku flies back through the floor}
P.A.:calling Little Joe to office 12 floor 2
Little Joe:{hops out of his chair and crawls to the office}
Annoying network Executive 1:hi Joe
Little Joe:Ba ba ba
Annoying network Executive 2:really thats great
Annoying network Executive 1:Alright Joe you really haven't pissed off anybody but we still think we can change some things about you
Annoying network Executive 2:{nods}uh-huh something to make you even more likeable
Little Joe:I poop my pants
Annoying network Executive 2:now you could do that a little less
Annoying network Executive 1:yeah it's not healthy and besides it stinks
Little Joe:?...Cookie Monster
Annoying network Executive 1:That's nice
Little Joe:{hops out of his chair and crawls away}
P.A.:Calling Mr.Gohan please to come to office 12 room 2
Gohan:Goddammit I don't wanna go
Goku:Thats what many said when drafted into the army for the Great War
Gohan:what Great War?
Goku:never you mind that now it's your turn to go
Gohan:god fucking dammit{He flies through the hole Goku made}
Annoying network Executive 1:hey Gohan nice to see ya
Annoying network Executive 2:yes very nice
Gohan:what the fuck ever
Annoying network Executive 1:Now Gohan maybe if you stopped cussing people would...
Gohan:maybe if you shut the fuck up and quit yer bitchin we wouldn't be in here in the first place who cares if a couple people bitch about it after all thats why this goddamn story was written in the first place I mean if the writers didn't want me to cuss then they wouldn't have made me do it in the first place
Annoying network Executive 1:that's good now for the next change from now on you must speak with a British accent
Gohan:But we're speaking japanese how am I supposed to speak in a British accent when i'm speaking japanese
Annoying network Executive 1:We'll give you that but this is being read by americans and it's in english so speak with a British accent
Gohan:{speaking in a British accent}all fucking right
Annoying network Executive 2:Oh yes and your name is now Willy B. Short
Willy B.Short:{speaking in British accent}why must I fucking change may name to that?
Annoying network Executive 1:hehehe just because
Annoying network Executive 2:Alright you can go now
Willy B. Short:{British accent}alright
Annoying network Executive 1:oh wait before you go are you married?
Willy B. Short:{British accent}yeah why?
Annoying network Executive 1:we want you to divorce your wife and marry a 70 year old cross-dresser named Kevin
Willy B. Short:{British accent}who's coming in next?
Annoying network Executive 2:Trunks
Willy B. Short:{British accent}how about you make him marry Kevin he'd like that{flies back through the hole}

{3 months later}

P.A.:Willy B. Short please report to office 12 floor 2
Willy B. Short:{flies through the hole in the floor they still haven't fixed}
Annoying network Executive 2: Welcome back Willy B. Short it's time to change some things again like from now on your name is Tinky Winky and whenever you enter or leave a room we'd like you to say Bip-bop-diddly
Tinky Winky formerly known as Willy B. Short who was before that formerly known as Gohan:{still in British accent}alright
Annoying network Executive 1:so how are things going with you and Kevin?
Tinky Winky:{British accent}oh good except the poor thing broke a hip
Annoying network Executive 1:oh thats to bad have you seen Goku?
Tinky Winky:{British accent}his Power Wheel's battery died on the way to work it did
{cut to Goku sitting in his broken down Power Wheel talking to a mechanic}
Goku:this reminds me of the Great War
Mechanic:what Great War?
Goku:I didn't pay you to talk snap snap hop to it
Mechanic:ok listen mister I don't know who you are but if you don't stop talking about the "Great War" soon i'm gonna jam this wrench right here up your ass besides like i've said before all you need is a new battery
Goku:battery bah we didn't have batteries in the Great War and we did just fine
Mechanic:{sighs and walks off}

{2 more months pass my doesn't time just pass quickly look it's already past your bedtime}

Tinky Winky:{walks into the Network Executive's office speaking in British accent and crying} Bip-bop-diddly
Annoying network Executive 1:what's wrong Tinky Winky?
Tinky Winky:{still crying in British accent}I don't know who I am and I have to speak in this accent and I divorced my wife to marry a 70 year old crossdresser named Kevin{he bursts into insane laughing and falls to the ground gibbering}
Annoying network Executive 2:oh he's gone mad
Annoying network Executive 1:why yes he has{presses a button}security please escort Tinky Winky to the street curb
Tinky Winky:{suddenly remembers everything}no i'm not Tinky Winky i'm Gohan{he charges up a large badass kamehameha blast and fires it at the network executives}
Annoying network Executive 1&2:you can destroy us but two more will take our place
{the blast makes them explode and when the smoke clears there bodies pull back together and four new ones stand in there place}
Gohan:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo{fires more blasts until they exsist no more}
Everyone:hurray

Part 7 coming soon