Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters below and I can't say I don't own the musical groups cause if I did they wouldn't be a suprise anymore but I don't own them whoever they may be

Part 4: Trunks Gets His Ass Kicked By The Suprise Musical Guests(Edited Version)

{9 months after the Dragon appeared and granted everybody's wishes}
Sailormoon:{holds three babies}Oh where the fuck is Gohan he's the one who got me pregnant he should be supporting these little bastards not me
Gohan:{walks in}hey bitch
Sailormoon:don't you hey bitch me where the hell have you been all day
Gohan:I've been out all day lookin for a job so we can feed the little brats anyways aren't you queen of the moon should'nt you have some goddamn money or did it all blow up when Piccolo blew the fuckin thing to little bitty pieces
Sailormoon:FUCK YOU I WANT A DIVORCE
Gohan:fine you stupid bitch
Sailormoon:{drops all the babies except little Joe who hangs on her nipple with his teeth}i'm leaving and taking the dog with me
Gohan:{sighs}we don't have a dog we have three kids that popped out of you stupid blonde bitch I figure even you cold remember that
{cut to Goku's house}
Goku:{holds his bleeding dick in his hands}goddamit Chi-Chi how many times have I told you your not supposed to use your teeth now I have to go back to the doctor so he can stitch it back on this has to be what the fourth time this month
Chi-Chi:Sorry its not my fault you said don't be gentle so I used my teeth its your fault you can't get a hard-on and it's always soft
Goku:Dammit Chi-Chi you know it's a medical condition {thnks back to when Cell kicked him in the balls he starts to cry and runs out of the room}
Chi-Chi:god what a pussy{picks up the phone and calls a phone sex line}
{cut to Bulma's}
Bulma:{sighs}why did the dragon have to eat Vegeta sure he wasn't nice but (SCENE MISSING)
{the phone rings}
Bulma:(SCENE MISSING)oh shit{she answers the phone}hello this is Bulma speaking
Trunks:hey mom how are things going
Bulma:(SCENE MISSING)mm good
Trunks:thats nice(SCENE MISSING)It's to bad about Goku and Chi-Chi and Gohan and Sailormoon
Bulma:what do ya fuckin mean?
Trunks:oh you didn't know they all got divorce's I told Gohan he could stay with me cause i'd always be there for him then he said go suck some sailors dick and then I cried
Bulma:so they all broke up(SCENE MISSING)oh thats terrible
Trunks:yeah thats what I said but I think I have an idea to get them back together
Bulma:oh
Trunks:yeah I was gonna hold a concert to get them back together
Bulma:Trunks no one wants to hear you sing again
Trunks:{starts crying then stops}i'm not gonna sing I was gonna get my friends *NSync
Bulma:Oh really wow they suck
Trunks:Hey don't say that their very talented singers
Bulma:yeah whatever{hangs up}
Trunks:{still talking}hey mom are you there mom?{looks over to *Nsync} I think she liked the idea guys c'mon group hug
*NSycnc:{hugs Trunks}we love you guy
Trunks:ok now lets get back to bed
{they all lay down in the same bed}
{the next morning}
Trunks:Ok guys it's time to set up for the concert
*Nsync:alright guy
{they all head out to the stadium dealy where the concert will be}
{meanwhile at the Doctors}
Doctor:I'm sorry Goku but we can't stitch your dick back on i'm afraid you can either live without a dick or...
Goku:yes?
Doctor:{says ominously}have a sex change
Goku:are you sure are those my only choices
Doctor:...
Goku:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Doctor:calm down man you have another choice we can paste your dick back on with this {pulls out a glue stick}
Goku:I'll take that choice
Doctor:thats what I thought how did this happen anyways?
Goku:That stupid bitch Chi-Chi bit my dick off again
Doctor:damn if I were you i'd smack that stupid bitch and say goddammit bitch i'm tired of having my fuckin dick bit off if you don't stop i'm gonna tear your tits off and shove them down your throat
Goku:what the hell are you talking about
Doctor:oh sorry well shall we get that thing back on
Goku:fuck yes
Doctor:{uses the glue stick and pastes Goku's dick back on}there we go
Goku:thanks doc{flies off}
{cut to later that night}
{everyone has gathered into a large stadium for the concert}
Gohan:I hate these fuckin faggots and if Trunks sings with them i'm gonna commit suicide
Sailormoon:fine I hope he does then I won't have to listen to your bitchin anymore
Chi-Chi:{looks at Goku}oh look its the little kid who can't get a hard-on dammit you suck I don't know why I married you
Goku:{thinks to himself from the therapy classes he took i'm strong and I don't need her he repeats this in his head then see's Yamcha,Krillin,Tien,Chaozu,and all the Sailorscouts walk by holding food he then jumps on them and steals their food}fuck Chi-Chi I found my first true love food
Trunks:{walks on stage}ok everyone its time for the concert to begin please welcome our guests *NSync
{*NSync walks out on stage and begin to play}
*NSync:lalalalalala
{everyone screams and covers their ears and Piccolos head explodes}
Everyone:Make it stop oh fucking god make it stop
{suddenly the stage explodes and KoRn is standing where the stage once was *NSync are all flaming and dieing and shit}
*NSync:ahh help help oh shit help me guy
KoRn:{claps their hands and they all turn into big demon things and start to beat the fucking shit out of Trunks for getting *NSync to play instead of them or one of the other good rock bands like Godsmack,Disturbed,Rob Zombie and such}take that you goddamn pussy{continues to beat the shit out of him}
Everyone:YAY!!!
KoRn:{finishes beating the fucking shit out of that little pussy Trunks and goes back to normal not demon KoRn monsters cause they're kewl but they can't sing like the real KoRn and they make their instruments appear and start to play Freak On A Leash}

Something takes a part of me.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime I start to believe,
Something's raped and taken from me... from me.
Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light)
Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I)
Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light)
I try to every night, all in vain... in vain.

Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see fall from grace

Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
I cheat, but for me to lay.
Something takes a part of me.

Feeling like a freak on a leash. (You wanna see the light)
Feeling like I have no release. (So do I)
How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light)
Nothing in my life is free... is free

Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see fall from grace

Boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema

GO!

So...fight! something on the...
Fight...some things they fight
So...something on the...
Fight...some things they fight
Fight...something of the
No...some things they fight
Fight...something of the...
Fight...some things they fight

Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see fall from grace

Part of me...
Oh...
{somehow the supposedly evil music makes everyone happy and their problems are all solved without the use of mind bending drugs well maybe it helped Gohan a little but thats a different story I think or maybe its not or maybe...}
{hours later after several more bands show up and play their cool songs the concert is over and the leader of KoRn Jonathan Davis steps up}
Jon Davis:I think we've all learned a very important lesson here today i'm just not sure what that lesson is but it's very important
Everyone:Thanks KoRn visit anytime you want
KoRn:We might just do that{fades back to the depths of hell}
THE END