Of Elves and Schoolwork
Of Elves and Schoolwork

A/N As you can probably see, this is chapter 2. If you can't see, then why the heck are you on ff.net? This chapter is going to be a bit longer, and sorry it took me so long to post it.

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Draco's POV

"Great…" Draco muttered. Why on earth had Snape paired him up with Parvati Patil? All she did was giggle… and stare at him. He couldn't blame her for that though. He grinned to himself. Maybe he would put a Silencing Charm on her…

"And then get detention" Well… Maybe he could just tune her out. Oh well, it was much better than working with the insufferable know-it-all Mudblood.

He walked up the stairs to Transfiguration slowly, because he wasn't exactly sure of what kind of project they were working on. He wasn't dim or anything, he just hadn't been paying much attention in class.

"And if you keep it that way" A nasty little voice said in his head "Then you will be a bit dim" Stupid voice, always scrutinizing him-

A girl had just then pushed by him on her way up the stairs. A girl with bushy brown hair…

"Hmm… Maybe I can make an event out of this" He thought. He had a plan…

"Hermione?" He asked, almost sweetly. It was a huge change in the way he normally sounded.

"What? Come to taunt me some more, have you?" Her voice was cold, a cold that didn't quite reach her eyes though. For a Mudbloods' eyes they were actually quite pretty. They were large, and a had a cinnamon color-

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING" shouted the little voice inside his head. It was right, what was he thinking? Mudbloods weren't pretty, and especially not this one.

"Well, what do you want?" She asked again.

"Oh" Draco was taken aback " I er… wanted to know if you would- meet me at the top of the North Tower." He said quickly. What was wrong? Surely he didn't actually like the Mudblood?

"No, of course not" He told himself. She looked at him with astonishment, and then suspicion.

"Why?" She just had to keep questioning him.

"Because I need some help with er… our project" He finished.

"But we don't even know what our project is yet!" Why, oh why did she have to think so much?

"Professor Snape told me" He said smoothly. She glared at him. "But he also told me not to tell you yet"

"Wait… We aren't partners though" She was still looking suspiciously at him.

"Yes… but he told me what Parvati and I are doing and said that you would know a lot about it, and so I thought I should ask you for help" He was running out of ideas-

"Alright then. North Tower it is. What time?" She asked briskly.

"Finally she accepted!" Thought Draco almost joyfully.

"Eight o'clock sharp" Good thing he knew that she was very punctual.

"Great, see you in Transfiguration" She smiled and waved.

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Hermione's POV

"Oh my God, I can not believe that I actually smiled and waved to him!" What was she thinking? She hated Draco Malfoy!

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"YOU'RE WHAT? HERMIONE, you can't meet Malfoy in the North Tower! He- he'll do something to you!" Ron was telling Hermione as he, Harry and her were walking into the Transfiguration classroom.

"Ron, I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself!" Hermione said through gritted teeth. However, Ron had a look of disbelief on his face.

"Do you want us to hang around the Tower under the Invisibility Cloak?" Asked Harry.

"NO! Look, since the both of you think that I can't very well take care of myself, I'm going to go to the Tower alone!

"Well fine then! Harry and I will just sit alone today! C'mon Harry, no use hanging around her" Ron replied scathingly. At this Hermione felt a hot rush of tears streaming down her face. Then things got worse…

"Hello, Hermione" Draco Malfoy said sweetly.

"Him of all people, it just HAD to be him" Hermione thought, forgetting about how nice he had been earlier. Then Draco did something way to out of the ordinary for her to tolerate. He put his arm around her.

"Okay, I am officially freaked out now" It felt kind of good to have his arm around her- WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?!?

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Draco's POV

"Why am I putting my arm around her?" Draco thought. Was it because she was crying?

"What's wrong?" He asked sincerely. However, it appeared she thought differently. What came next was excruciating pain. She had just slapped him 'round the face, harder than even the first time she had ever hit him- and that time had been pretty hard. That was it. Enough fun.

"DENSAUGEO!" He yelled and pointed his wand right at her front teeth, which had, yet again, started growing at an alarming rate.

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Hermione's POV

While she could still talk normally she raised her wand, and pointed it at Draco.

"DENSAUGEO!" She shouted. If she had to have beaver teeth, so did he.

Professor McGonagall strode into the room to see what all the shouting was about. She burst out laughing, with the rest of the students joining in.

"What's so funny?" Asked Draco and Hermione at the same time. Then they looked at each other. Draco started laughing, soon followed by Hermione.

Amidst all the gales of laughter a great oily voice shouted over them all.

"GRANGER! MALFOY! IN MY OFFICE NOW!" Snape screeched at them. The laughter died almost immediately.

Slowly Hermione and Draco walked out of the classroom, their teeth now far below their collars. They followed Snape down past his dungeon, and into his office.

"I am not" He said in his oily voice "going to give you detention. I am however going to punish you in a way you will most regret. I am now pairing Ms. Patil with Mr. Crabbe, and you, Granger, with Malfoy. Do you understand?" He looked as though he might curse them if they said anything but 'yes' so they nodded their heads.

"And" He continued, his voice greasier than ever "The subject you will be campaigning against is the Mistreatment of House Elves.

"At least I can be happy in one respect" Thought Hermione grimly. Then Snape got a strange look on his face. He grinned rather evilly at Hermione and Draco.

"Wait… Maybe I will give you both detention…"

"Oh, God, no…" Hermione thought.

"Yes, I think I will… Eight o'clock tonight at the top of the North Tower. You two will clean it, from 8:00 to midnight. I will be there to supervise. No go back to class!" He barked. Hermione and Draco rushed out the door, eager to avoid another detention.

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Draco's POV

"Great… Not only did he get detention with the Mudblood, he didn't even have his teeth shrunk yet" He thought miserably. Maybe he could ask Herm- Granger for the counter curse.

"'Er-aye-nee?" (Translation: Hermione) He had to speak strange because his front teeth disabled to use of his bottom lip.

"What?" She asked. Her voice was cold- and normal.

"Cou you fix aye teef?" (Translation: Could you fix my teeth?) He asked hopefully.

"Come again?" She asked. She obviously didn't understand him.

"Shink aye teef!"(Translation: Shrink My teeth!) Draco said as best as he could. This time she got the gist.

"Oh… well, I don't know if I should or not… After all you did get us detention…

"Great, she's gonna make me beg" Thought Draco- and he was right.

"Perhaps if you ask me nicely…" She was definitely going to make him beg.

"P'ease?" This was embarrassing. This type of thing went on for about ten minutes (They were walking slowly) when-

"Alright… REDUCIO!" She said, flicking her wand casually at his teeth, which instantly went back to their original size.

"Thank you! Well… we might as well head on to lunch, classes'll be out any minute… I guess I'll see you tonight at eight. 'Bye" He supposed he ought to be nice to her. He'd be mean to her tonight in detention though….

"Why though? She isn't that bad…" He shook the thought out of his head and thought "Nah… Being means' more fun!"

Disclaimer: Again, I own NOTHING, except the plot. Chapter 3 is when the smooching begins! And that chapter will be up very soon! Please Review!