Of Elves and Schoolwork
Of Elves and Schoolwork

Disclaimer: For the third time I own nothing, except the plot!

A/N: CHAPTER 3!!!!! The kissing happens in this chapter! Of course Ron is steaming mad at Draco- but what will he do? Will Ron be cursed, or will Draco be cursed? Read on to find out!

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Hermione's POV

It was now dinner, and Ron had just accidently spilled Pumpkin Juice all over himself.

"HE GOT YOU INTO DETENTION? Why I am going to kill him!" Ron was shouting at her. A few people down some seats started snickering at them, saying "Now we really know how much he loves her!" and "Quit showing off for your girlfriend, Weasley!". Their comments were stunted whenever Ron ran all the way over to the Slytherin table and tried to curse Malfoy.

"DENSAUGEO" Shouted Malfoy.

"Is that his favorite spell or something? He seems to like to use it" Hermione was pondering over this when an idea came to her. She'd just get Malfoy away from Ron! That way Ron wouldn't die trying to revenge Malfoy.

"ACCIO MALFOY" Hermione yelled. Malfoy started zooming to her, and Ron ("God, what is he thinking?!?") stupidly grabbed ahold of him, sending the two of them hurtling toward Hermione.

"Oh no!" Thought Hermione. "This is going to hurt"

"AAAAAAAUGH!" Hermione screamed right as the two boys crashed into her, sending all three of them flying against the wall. At the collision, Malfoy's head bumped (very hard) into Hermione's and caused her head to hit the wall, rendering her unconscious.

Draco's POV

"SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD!" Ron was running around the Great hall like a chicken with his head cut off.

"She's not dead" Said Draco sheepishly. "She's just, just unconscious" Draco too, was becoming nervous. Surely she would have woken up already? His head hadn't hit hers very hard, had it?

"No" He told himself. She was just fine. Or at least he hoped so.

"You hate her! You hope she dies" The exceedingly evil voice said inside his head.

"Oh quit pretending! You know you really like her!" Said another voice. Oh God, he was going insane…

"But it IS true" He finally admitted to himself. Then he did something… well, it wasn't smart, and it wasn't heroic… In fact, it was just stupid. He took a few steps back, and ran at full speed headlong into the wall.

"The things we do for love…"

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Hermione's POV

Her vision was blurred.

"W-where am I?" She asked to nobody. Astoundingly somebody did reply.

"You are in the Hospital Wing Ms. Granger. I am glad to see that you have recovered. It looks like Mr. Malfoy is coming around also…" It was Dumbledore.

"Malfoy?" She asked. She didn't see how he could have been knocked unconscious, but maybe it was the impact with the back of her head. It was definitely the last time she ever summoned someone to her again…

"Yes" Dumbledore sounded amused. "Soon after you, yourself went unconscious, Mr. Malfoy here rammed himself headlong into the wall, muttering something like "The things we do for love" or at least that's what my ears detected. Ah, there you are now, Draco!" He said.

"The things we do for love? What, was he trying to kill himself to get away from Pansy?" She started laughing, though quietly. Her head still hurt a bit…

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Draco's POV

"Why did you do that?" He asked himself. His head still hurt.

"Ah, there you are now, Draco!" Dumbledore had just said.

"I was telling Ms. Granger how you…er ran into the wall" You could tell he was stifling a laugh. Hermione started laughing though.

"What are you laughing at?" He asked her nicely.

"Oh" She grinned. "Just picturing you running into the wall" She was smiling.

"I think that Madam Pomphrey and I must go now, important business to discuss in my office" Dumble said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"But Dumbldore-" Madam Pomphrey protested, but succumbed when Dumbledore whispered something in her ear.

"Oh!" She said with her eyes widening. "Yes, we must discuss the love- I mean new hospital beds that are coming in" She said sheepishly. Dumbledore led her out the door.

Draco sat up, (A/N Get your popcorn everyone!) and walked over to Hermiones bed. He bent down over her, and kissed her. She stiffened, and then returned the kiss. He broke the kiss, and sat down on the edge of her bed.

"Hermione" He said "I know that I've been really rude to you all of these years, but, I- I think that, no I know that- well, what I'm trying to say is-"

"That I love you" Hermione finished for him. She reached up to him and kissed him.

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Hermione's POV

She couldn't believe that she was kissing him! It was so- so magical!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF HER YOU SLIMY GIT!" Shouted (Guess who?) Ron. Hermione separated from Draco immediately out of shock.

"HE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING, RON!" Hermione shouted back.

"Yes he was!" said Ron who was walking towards them. "He was- was KISSING you!" Harry was just standing next to Ron with his mouth open. He appeared to be in a state of extreme shock. Then he started laughing. It was the evil laugh!

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"HE'S BEEN POSESSD! HE'S BEEN POSESSED" Hermione screamed.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry kept on laughing like a maniac!

Then, for no apparent reason at all, he just fell over.

"Is- is it gone?" Hermione asked in a shaky whisper. She stepped off her bed and beside him.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!" He laughed again and grabbed her ankle.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!" Hermione screamed.

"AAAAAAUGH! It's the devil! It's Satan! It's gonna kill me!" Thoughts like these were flying through her head. Why was he acting this way? He then pulled her down on the floor, and started kissing her!

"HELP!" She screamed. Draco suddenly jumped to his feet, and started kicking Harry/Voldemort as hard as he could.

"DIE, EVIL THING, DIE!" Draco was screaming. Dumbledore and Madam Pomphrey rushed into the hospital just then, and it was good too, because Harry had started biting Hermione on the neck, like he was a vampire!

"STUPEFY!" Yelled Dumbledore. Harry fell over again. Dumbledore strode quickly over to him, and lifted one of his eyelids. It was red.

"Just like I thought" He mumbled. "Hermione, Draco, Ron, Harry has been possessed by Lord Voldemort"

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the character's just the plot! Will Voldemort be extracted from Harry's body? How did Voldemort get in there anyways? Read to find out in Chapter 4 of 'Of Elves and Schoolwork'!