Chapter 2:
"Well, how the . are we going to get outta here?" Tasuki questioned staring
confusedly ((I don't know if that is a word exactly...))
"Maybe if we eat or drink one of these things..."
"They could be poison,"
"That's true. So I guess we're just going to have to follow this
random and stripey cat girl that's holding a sign saying 'Follow me to
get home', until we think of something better."
"I am NOT a random and stripey cat girl,"Ryouko paused with a
glare,"I am the space pirate Ryouko, and I just DARE you to chalenge me."
"Look, whatever lady, I don't give a fuck , we just want to get home."
"...Well, a moose already ate the doormose, march hare, and mad
hatter, who was gunna be played by belial... so i guess you're screwed,
come with me..." growled an irritable, but beautiful Ryouko (( Isn't she
always?!))
And so they went on their merry way until they got to a maze,
where Ryouko dissapearred and they were left with their thoughts.
"This could only happen to us..." stated Nuriko
"Well, we might as well enter the fucking maze, ne Nuriko?"
"Nee, Tasuki kun *glomp* aishiteru"
Tasuki smirked, and so they went forth into the maze, listening
to random cards sing as they painted roses, even though that was only in
the disney version... ((Oh dear we left out tweedle dee and tweedle dum)).
And on their way they were transported into a magical realm and where forced
to hear the Walrus and the carpenter song for all eternity, which, of course,
lasted exactly 43 minutes and 22 seconds, and poof, they were back in the maze.
"That was unessecary..." Nuriko said dizzly.
"It certainly was,"
And they spent many days in the maze and feasted on orangotangs,
and breakfast cereals, and strangly shaped bananas, as well as passerby
cards, oddly shaped turnips, parsnips, and cheesenips, and not to mention
the pig tailed girl. When at last they came upon an entrance. Engraved in
stone were the words "Farfie, Queen of Hearts, may he behead many a person
and hurt god in the process."
"That is _certainly_ the oddest sign i have seen all day."
"Well we've only seen two, and the catgirl's sign wasn't very
fucking odd, so it only makes sense ya' know."
"Hault! WHo goeth there" bellowed a deep...okay, a voice
"Nuriko and Tasuki" stammered a sheepish little Nuriko
(( kawaii he's so cute when he's scared... we all know what Tasuki's thinking))
((Tasuki: and what _am_ I thinking??))
((That you're going to take advantage of a frightened Asian plum *nuriko*))
((Tasuki: So what -_-;;))
((Kawaii!!!))
"Ah, well, if it's Nuriko and Tasuki..."
The gates opened permitting Nuriko and Tasuki inside.
"Do you play croquet," Asked farfie, he was clad in a red dress
and golden crown.
"Why yes, yes I do, Tasuki doesn't though, he thinks it makes no sense..."
"I just don't get the . ing game..." Tasuki stated to himself
"OFF WITH HIS..."
"Oh, please don't..."
"Well, since you said please, but you have to stay with me in my
palace and eat yourselves silly and play croquet everyday," the statement
echoed repitiously in Nuriko and Tasuki's minds, until Miaka woke them up
in her evil little flashlight way.
.THE END.