Relena & The Cheese

by Yuka Cho

ehehe. being the ANTI-relena that i am, well, i don't reccomend relena fans to read this. but yes, relena + cheese= somebody's gonna die. i gave it away, didn't i? ;_;

Relena & The Cheese

Relena: *glances at the cheese and spins around, crosses her legs, and places her hands
on her knee* Well, I think true peace is attainable by...

Relena: YADDA YADDA YADDA..

Cheese: OMAE O KOROSU! *click*

Relena: OH, HEERO-SAN! I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL A---*KABOOM*----*FALLS OVER*

Cheese: HEY, CAN WE GET SOMEONE TO CLEAN THIS UP? *POINTS TO PIECES OF RELENA'S
BODY DRENCHED IN A POOL OF BLOODON THE FLOOR* Well, I guess that's that, huh?