Survivor: Season 4 - The Amazon Rainforest
Updates on People Kicked Off
Kingawingawa Likihikiha
Ash Misty
Brock Tracey
Jesse James
Nurse Joy Officer Jenny
Cassidy Butch
Professor Oak
Meowth A Can of Pepsi
Day 3, 5:03 AM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Everyone is asleep except Ash, who is by the river bank, fishing for something edible)
Ash: (Yawns) Why does all the fish come out this early?
(Ash wavers back and forth. He then falls asleep, falling into the river. A crocodile swims up and begins to chew on his arm)
Ash: (Wakes up) Huh...er...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Ash scrambles out of the water, but the crocodile grabs his leg with his mouth and starts to pull him back)
Ash: Aaaaaahhh!! Aaaaaahhh!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Everyone wakes up and comes out of tent. They then start to watch)
Jesse (says boredly): (is sitting down on a stump, resting her head on her hands) Think we should save him?
Meowth (also says boredly): (is standing up with both hands behind his head) Nah.
Day 3, 6:30 AM Likihikiha, Tent
(Everyone sets up and yawns)
Misty: Hey...where's James?
(Everyone comes out of the tent, to see James currently cooking a delicious breakfast)
James: (Turns around) 'Morning, everyone!
(Likihikiha blinks)
James: I'm making a breakfast for you all! I hope you don't mind that there's so much...
Butch: James...are you OK?
James: OK? OK?!?! I feel great! I'm free! And I have you guys to thank for it! (Starts humming as he returns to fixing breakfast)
Can of Pepsi: ...
Misty: I agree.
Day 3, 7:02 AM Kingawingawa, River Bank
(Everyone is sitting by the river bank, the older people sitting a safe distance away while Ash is wading knee-deep in the water, a spear made from a branch in his hand)
Brock: Ash, we should give up. That croc's not coming back.
Ash: Yes he is! I can sense it!
Brock: Eui...
Cassidy: (Yawns) Let's go do something constructive, like paint tribal designs on our face and make traditional costumes, then dance around a fire while chanting.
Nurse Joy: Alright.
(The six go back to their campsite)
Ash (Has his shirts, hat, and shoes off while his pant legs are rolled up to his thighs, grasping the spear firmly) Yes. I am the mighty Ash Ketchum. I shall destroy each nemesis I wonder across. Yes. That is I.
Day 3, 7: 14 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Everyone has finished James' breakfast)
Tracey: Delicious! My compliments to the chef.
Misty: Brock couldn't even make a meal that good. Do you have a secret ingredient?
James: (Nods) Cobra poison.
(Everyone's eyes get big)
James: (Laughs) I'm just kidding.
Misty: (Laughs) Don't joke about that!
(Everyone suddenly starts to feel woozily. They all collapse on the ground)
James: Huh...? (Checks the seasoning he used, sees that it is poison) Whoops.
(James drops the bottle and runs away)
Day 3, 8:41 AM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Everyone is busy at work. Jesse is currently making a canoe with Brock helping her, Nurse Joy is making a medication out of rainforest berries, Cassidy is gathering fruit in the forest, Professor Oak is looking for firewood in the forest, and Meowth is climbing a tree above Professor Oak trying to get a coconut)
Meowth: Almost...got it...
(Meowth is in the same tree as Brock was in. He stretches his arm as far as it will go. The coconut falls down on his head, making him fall to the ground, screaming)
Professor Oak: Huh? (Looks up)
(Meowth falls on Professor Oak's head. Both are KO'ed)
Day 3, 8:51 AM Challenge Area, Shore
(The teams are once again at the shore in their swimming clothing)
Steven: Hello teams! Having fun?
(Unenthusiastic mumbles of "yea, sure," "whatever," and "no" are heard)
Steven: Awesome! Today's challenge is quite simple. You have to stand up on these logs as long as possible. Whoever stands on them the longest wins the challenge for their team! Whoever's team loses has to go to Tribal Council and vote off a member. Survivor teams, get on your mark!
(Everyone runs out to the ocean and gets on a log)
Steven: Start the clocks!
(The clocks start. Everyone stands for a while, until Butch notices his log start to move)
Butch: Hey, what the...?
(The "log" openes its eyes. Butch realizes it's not a log after all)
Butch: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Alligator!
Tracey: Actually, Butch, that's a crocodile. Crocodile's snouts are much longer and you can see most of their teeth when its mouth closes, while alligator's snout is shorter and less teeth are revealed.
Butch: Aaaaahhh!!
Steven: Now what's a crocodile doing in the ocean?
Butch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
(The crocodile gets annoyed. It starts to swim quickly, making Butch fall off into the ocean)
Steven: Butch, you're out.
(Butch has fainted)
(Several hours go by. Everyone soon starts to get hungry)
Steven: (Brings out a plate of oranges for everyone) I have oranges over here! If you're hungry then come on over!
Butch: (Starts to eat his bowl of oranges while watching boredly)
James: I can't take much more of this!!
Misty: Don't do it, James! We already have one team member out!
James: But I'm hungry!
Misty: YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!
James: Screw this! (James holds his breath and dives in the water and swims back to shore, grateful for something to eat)
Misty: Agh...
Ash: Haha! Misty, your team is losing!
Misty: Shut up, Ash.
Ash: Misty's losing, Misty's losing!
Can of Pepsi: ...
Misty: Ash, will you- (Misty slips and falls into the water)
Ash: Hahahaha!!
Misty: Grrr...(swims back to shore)
Ash: Not one person lost yet!
(Jesse jumps in water)
Ash: WHAT are you doing?
Jesse: Dammit, can't I get something to eat? I haven't eaten in two days.
Ash: Fine!
(Time goes by. Eventually, more and more people go off. It's now between Ash and the Can of Pepsi)
Ash: (Concentrates on the can)
Can of Pepsi: ...
Ash: (Ash's mind swells as he concentrates)
Can of Pepsi: ...
Ash: AAAAAHHHHHH! Why won't he fall?
Misty: What are you trying to do?
Ash: Trying to knock him off with my telekinesis!
Misty: I know they say everyone has that gift if they just practice it, but I don't know about Ash.
Ash: (Suddenly slips and falls off. He then swims to the surface) NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Steven: Likihikiha wins!
Likihikiha: Yea!!
(Likihikiha swims out into the water to congratulate their teammate, but they all get cramps from currently eating)
Misty: The pain!!!
(Everyone disappears under the water)
Day 3, 1:28 PM Challenge Area, Shore
(Everyone that has nearly drowned is back on shore and has been currently resuscitated)
Misty: Hunh...? What happened?
Steven: You guys won!
Misty: No! I mean what just happened now?
Steven: Oh...oh, yea...you guys drowned...no big deal.
Misty: From eating a single orange slice?
Steven: You gotta wait 30 minutes!
Misty: But I waited over 3 hours!
Brock (his face red and his eyes dreamy): I did mouth-to-mouth with Officer Jenny! I'm the luckiest guy in the word!
Officer Jenny: ...
Butch (cowers away from Brock a little bit): Who else did you do that to?
Brock: Pikachu.
(Everyone's eyes get wide)
Brock: What?! Jesse did mouth-to-mouth to James but you're not complaining about that!
(Brock is soon knocked out cold by Jesse's fist)
Day 3, 2:21 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(It has started to rain. Everyone is in the shelter, laying on their sleeping bags)
Cassidy: Great. Another Tribal Council.
Nurse Joy: I hate to vote people off...
Brock: At least it was better than the Wheel of Inedibles...
(Everyone cringes)
Jesse: Don't remind me of that.
Ash: Actually, that larvae tasted quite good! I can see why they eat them around these parts.
(Everything is silent for a while)
Brock: ...I can't believe my lips touched Officer Jenny's.
Ash: I can't believe your lips touched my Pikachu's.
Brock: No one else would.
Ash: I was going to. I wanted to.
(Everyone stares at Ash)
Day 3, 3:01 PM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Everyone is in the shelter, complaining)
Misty: I'm cold.
Tracey: I'm wet.
James: I'm hungry.
Butch: I'm thirsty.
Can of Pepsi: ...
(Everyone looks over at Can of Pepsi)
Misty: A nice cool soda would be nice...
James: Yea...especially Pepsi...
Tracey: And it's diet...
(Everyone stares at Can of Pepsi, all inching closer to it)
(Can of Pepsi falls on its side and rolls out of the shelter. Everyone struggles to get up and follows it)
(Can of Pepsi rolls faster. Everyone runs as fast as they can after it. It then goes into the jungle and rolls down a hill. It is muddy, but everyone continues to run after it down the hill. Suddenly, Butch slips, knocking everyone down. They all roll down the hill in a tangled ball. Can of Pepsi stops and is run over and slightly dented. Everyone gets up. Misty gets to Can of Pepsi first and grabs it up)
Misty: It's mine!
Tracey: (Grabs it out of her hands) No, it's mine! (Holds it over his head in victory)
James: (Takes it) No, it's all mine! Bwahahahahaha!!
Butch: (Snatches it) I saw it first!
Officer Jenny (Stomps down hard on his foot. Butch cries in pain and throws the can in the air): No, it's mine!
(Everyone starts to fight. It rolls over to Pikachu, while everyone else is kicking, punching, slapping, pinching, choking, cussing each other out, and other insults)
Pikachu: Cha? (Pikachu picks up the can and opens it. It then drinks the contents all up and holds in empty can up in victory. Everyone stops trying to kill each other)Misty, Tracey, James, Officer Jenny, and Butch: NOOOOOOOO!!
Pikachu: (Sweatdrops) Chu...? Pika pika, pikachu!
(Everyone chases Pikachu. They then run back to the campsite, to come face-to-face with Steven)
Steven: What's going on, you guys better not be-...oh, no...
(Steven notices the empty can. Pikachu hands it to Steven. Steven takes it with both hands, drops to his knees, and cries)
Steven: WHY?! It was such a good can. Why?
Pikachu: (Looks down guiltily) Cha...
Misty: We tried to stop him.
James: Yea! But he was too fast.
Tracey: Um-hum! But we continued chasing him.
Butch: We tried and tried...but it was too late.
Officer Jenny: He had already drunken all of the Pepsi...
Steven: (sob) Why, (sniffle) Pikachu?!
(A helicopter comes out of no where and lands. Paramedics come out and put the empty Can of Pepsi on an airlift bed and flies away)
Misty: Where are they taking him to?
Steven: To go get...refilled...
(Everyone gasps)
Steven: This could take days...put Pepsi back in him, seal him up...and there's always the dangers of being filled with...Coca-Cola...
(Everyone gasps again)
Day 3, 5:23 PM Kingawingawa, Mailbox
(The rain has stopped. Jesse and Meowth are walking to their mailbox that has mysteriously appeared. They find a note carved in a piece of tree bark)
Jesse: Let's see what we have today...
(The two read over the note. Meowth gasps)
Jesse: Dear Lord...
(They run back to the campsite, note in hand)
Day 3, 5:25 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Jesse and Meowth has just come back from the mailbox)
Jesse: Can of Pepsi has been airlifted!!!
(Everyone stops what they're doing and go up to Jesse and Meowth)
Professor Oak: What do you mean?
Jesse: (reads note) Now you're all here but not to stay, a member of Likihikiha has gone away. Can of Pepsi has been drunken but Pikachu, leaving the members of Likihikiha to say "see you..." He has been airlifted to the nearest town, and...uh...what rhymes with town? Frown, frown! Yea...while Likihikiha cries and frowns.
(Everyone gasps)
Ash: Pikachu is so lucky...I wanted some Pepsi!
Day 3, 8:00 PM Kingawingawa, Tribal Council
(Steven's eyes are red from crying and gasps while talking)
Steven: (Sniff) OK, you (sob) know what to (gasp) do. (Steven gets down on his knees and bursts into tears)
Ash: (Goes to podium and writes Jesse) You've been my worst enemy for nearly three years now. I can't trust you. (folds vote and puts in basket)
Brock: (Writes Ash) Sorry, Ash, once again, I am in the Alliance and the girls said if I didn't vote for you then they would literally set my hair ablaze and tie me to a tall tree while throwing sharp pointy things at me...sorry.
Jesse: (Writes Ash) That's right, you twerp. You're next!
Cassidy: (Writes Ash) Even though I didn't hear Jesse, the same thing she said.
Nurse Joy: (Writes Brock) I hope you go off soon...and quit staring at my rear!
Professor Oak: (Writes Ash and shudders) I still can't stand you.
Meowth: (Writes Ash) Um-hum.
Steven: I'll (sob) go get the votes...
(Steven briings back tohe votes, but not before tripping over a root and falling flat on his face)
Steven: (Sniff) Alright...Ash, Brock, Ash, Ash, Jesse, Ash, and Ash.
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Steven: Yes. get your torch and bring it up here.
Ash: (Sticks out tongue) Make me!
Steven: BRING UP YOUR DAMN TORCH!
Ash: Fine.
(Ash brings up torch and Steven extinguishes it)
Steven: The tribe has spoken.
Ash: (Smiles, flips everyone off, and runs into the forest, laughing)
(Everyone stares after Ash and blinks)
Steven: Well, good night Kingawingawa, good luck!
Who's to go next? Will Can of Pepsi be OK? Who's the winner? Am I asking too many questions? Tune in for the next episode of Survivor: The Amazon Rainforest...