Updates on People Kicked Off
Kingawingawa Likihikiha
Brock Tracey
Jesse James
Nurse Joy Officer Jenny
Cassidy Butch
Professor Oak
Meowth
Day 4, 4:02 AM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Nurse Joy and Professor Oak are the only ones asleep. The Alliance are discussing important matters, while sitting around the campfire)
Jesse: Brock, I'm beginning not to trust you.
Brock: Huh? Why?
Cassidy: Because you were friends with that kid, Ash.
Brock: So?
Meowth: Any friend of Ash is an enemy of ours.
Brock: But-
Jesse: The only way you can stay in is...
Meowth: Dance around the campfire on your hands in your boxer shorts while singing "All Star!"
Jesse: Brilliant idea, Meowth! (Laughs)
(A few minutes later...)
Brock: (Is on his hands in his boxer shorts, dancing around the fire) Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play, hey now, you're a rock star, get your show on, get paid...
(Jesse, Cassidy and Meowth are in histerical riots, laughing so hard they're crying)
Brock: And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold...
Jesse: Ahahaha! Keep (giggle) going, Brock!
Brock: (Stands up) No!
Cassidy: Ahahaha...huh? No? NO?!
Brock: Yes.
Cassidy: So you'll keep going?
Brock: No.
Cassidy: So now you're out.
Brock: Yes.
Cassidy: Then keep dancing.
Brock: No.
Cassidy: Will you make up your mind!
Brock: Yes, I'm out of the Alliance, no, I'm not going to dance.
Cassidy: Fine. Trator.
Jesse: Wait...are those...covered with pink hearts?!
(Jesse points to Brock's boxers. All three stare at first, then burst out laughing again)
Brock: (Blushing) Quit making fun of me! Waaaaaaahhhh! (Goes and runs in the tent)
Jesse: That was amusing.
Cassidy: This is all your fault. If it wasn't for you, we'd have more members in the Alliance!
Jesse: MY fault?! It was Meowth who thought of it!
Meowth: But yous twos wanted a meeting!
Jesse: Fine! I'm out of the Alliance!
Cassidy: Me too!
Meowth: Meowth three!
(All storm off to the tent)
Day 4, 6:12 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
(The sun has just started to peek over the horizon. Misty is standing by the fire, watching the sunrise)
Misty: Aaaaah...sunrises are so romantic...
Tracey: You said it.
Misty: (Jumps three feet in the air) Aaaah!
Tracey: Sorry, Misty. Heh heh.
Misty: That's not funny! (Takes out her mallet and bashes him over the head with it)
(James is sitting by the river bank)
James: (sniffle) I remember when Jesse used to hit me over the head with a mallet when I did something stupid...(Looks over to Pikachu and Butch)
(Pikachu and Butch are arguing what they should have for breakfast at the "diner")
Pikachu: Pika!
Butch: Bananas!
Pikachu: Pika!
Butch: Bananas!
Pikachu: Pika!
Butch: Coconuts!
Pikachu: Pika pi!
Butch: Yea, you're right, bananas it is.
Pikachu: (Sweatdrops) CHA?!
(Butch laughs. Pikachu slashes him across the face with its tiny paws)
James: (sob) And I remember when Meowth used to slash me across the face whenever he'd get mad at me...
(Misty and Tracey are currently arguing with each other)
James: (cries) AND I REMEMBER WHEN WE ALL ARGUED WITH EACH OTHER!!!
(Everyone looks over at James, sweatdropping)
Misty: James! Will you stop it already?! You've seen each other every day at the Challenge Area!
(Pikachu gets a sly smile on his face, then goes over to the river bank and thundershocks James)
James: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Pikachu: (giggles)
James: (Eyes get big and teary, then hugs Pikachu) Thank you, Pikachu!! Thank you for bringing back routine!!
(Everyone sweatdrops and returns to what they were doing)
Day 4, 6:21 AM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Everyone has just woken up. Cassidy, Brock, Jesse, and Meowth are all staying away from each other)
Nurse Joy: (extremely, so extremely it's scary, cheerfully) Good morning, everyone!! It's such a beautiful day! Just like in the song!
(Nurse Joy starts to sing "Beautiful Day" while the former Alliance rolls their eyes and grumbles. Unfortunately, Nurse Joy can't sing)
Nurse Joy: It's a beeeeeeeauuuuuutiiiiiiifuuuuuul daaaaaaay! The sky falls and you feel like it's a beeeeeeauuuuutiiiiifuuuuul daaaaaay! Don't let it get awaaaaaaay!
(Everyone, except for Professor Oak, screams and covers their ears)
Professor Oak: (Joins in, but he can't sing either) Tooooooooouch me, take me to that other plaaaaaace! Teach me, looooooove, I know I'm not a hopeless case!
(Jesse, Cassidy, Brock, and Meowth scream at the top of their lungs and run in the forest, hands covering their ears)
Nurse Joy: Think that worked?
Professor Oak: Yes indeed. You sing absolutely awful.
Nurse Joy: (giggles) Why thank you, Professor! So do you!
(Both laugh)
Day 4, 6:21 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
Misty: Oh...my...
Officer Jenny: What is that...evil noise?! (Covers ears) It's awful!
James: Actually, it sounds like Nurse Joy and Professor Oak singing U2's "Beautiful Day" to Jesse, Cassidy, Brock, and Meowth because they kept them up late last night due to an argument that broke up the Alliance because Jesse, Cassidy, and Meowth made Brock dance around the campfire on his hands in his boxers singing "All Star" by Smash Mouth so he can stay in the Alliance because they were getting suspicious of him, at...exactly 4:02 AM last night.
(Everyone looks to James with wide eyes)
James: ...what?
Tracey: Ahem...well, anyway...it's stopped.
Butch: Hallelujah!
Day 4, 7:33 AM Kingawingawa, Amazon River
(Jesse and Brock, even through arguments, had finished the small boat. It was only for two, so only they went to go look for food or anything useful. Each of them has a paddle, and Brock is up front)
Jesse: Brock, stop here.
Brock: (Tries to stop but the river current carries them on) I can't! The current's too strong!
Jesse: Let's row the other way!
(They try to escape from the current by turning around and rowing, but it drags them on as they scream and yell for help. Jesse suddenly hears gushing water behind her)
Jesse: What the? (Turns around to see a waterfall. Screams) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! We're going to die!
Brock: Don't be silly. We'll just yell for help and-...OH MY LORD!!
Jesse: Row!
(The two row as hard as possible. Slowly but surely, they return to the bank beside the campsite)
Nurse Joy: Oh, my, what happened?
Jesse: (Falls on the ground)
Brock: (Does the same) Save me, Nurse Joy!
Nurse Joy: Oh, I'll go get my First Aid kit!
(Nurse Joy returns soon with first aid. She gently patches up Brock's hands which are raw from rowing. Brock then gets a nosebleed)
Nurse Joy: ...
Brock: (Sweatdrops) Uh...I hit my nose on the canoe! Yea! That's it!
(Jesse starts laughing. Brock glares at her and sighs)
Day 4, 8:00 AM Challenge Area, Waterfall on Cliff
Steven: Welcome Kingawingawa and Likihikiha to today's Challenge! Anything interesting happen today?
Jesse: We discovered Brock wears pink-hearted underwear.
Cassidy: Nurse Joy and Professor Oak sang to us.
Jesse: We were nearly dragged down a waterfall.
Cassidy: And Brock got a nosebleed from Nurse Joy.
(Everyone, including Steven, looks at Brock and laughs. He just sweatdrops)
Steven: Alright, today's challenge is a little scary but again, simple. Each member of your team must jump over this waterfall into the ocean. You must then swim to the boat and get in, then wait for your other team members. Whoever's team jumps the fastest wins. Survivors, on your mark!
(Everyone gets ready)
Steven: Go!
(The first two are Brock and Misty. Misty jumps off with ease, but Brock gets nervous and hesitates, then jumps. The next two are Jesse and Tracey. Jesse jumps off in pure style which deserves a score of 10, while Tracey holds his breath, yet screams all the way. Nurse Joy and James come up. James is about to forfeit until he trips and falls. Nurse Joy realizes what's happening and jumps. Cassidy and Officer Jenny are up. Cassidy jumps, but falls the wrong way, hits the water, and is knocked out cold. Officer Jenny follows, while Cassidy is being floated to her boat by Brock. Professor Oak and Butch come up. Butch falls but hits the side of the cliff all the way down. Professor Oak nearly has a heart attack, but jumps. The last two are Pikachu and Meowth. Meowth, surpirsingly, jumps in first, because Pikachu is about to electrocute him to make Meowth hesistate)
Steven: And Likihikiha wins! After this Tribal Council, your two teams will combine to become a whole new tribe! Good luck!
(Likihikiha cheers. Kingawingawa boo's)
Day 4, 1:25 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Everyone is arguing)
Jesse: This is the most disfunctional team in this show!
Meowth: It's your fault, Cassidy!
Cassidy: MY fault? You piece of fuzzy crap, it's your fault!
Brock: Why don't you both shut up?!
Nurse Joy: Now, now...
(Everyone glares at Nurse Joy. They then continue to argue)
Day 4, 1:41 Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Jesse is sitting on her knees on the ground, a little ways away from the campsite)
Jesse: I can't believe these people! Likihikiha seems to be a much better team!
(Suddenly, from no where, a jaguar appear, Jesse's lipstick in mouth)
Jesse: Ah! Not my Morning Rosebud Pink!
(The jaguar swallows it. It suddenly starts to hiccup, and pink foam comes from its mouth. Jesse screams and runs)
Day 4, 1:45 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Jesse is running from the jungle. A jaguar is running too, pink foam on its mouth. But instead of the jaguar chasing Jesse, Jesse is chasing the jaguar)
Jesse: (Throws various items at the jaguar) That was one of my favorite colors! You (censored, censored censored censored...still censored...censored...censored censored censored)!!
(The jaguar suddenly finds Jesse's cosmetic bag. Jesse's eyes get wide. All then happens in slow motion)
Jesse: Noooooooooooo!!!
Jaguar: Rowr?!
(Jesse tackles the jaguar, then throws it in the river. Everyone watches with interest. End slow motion)
Day 4, 3:22 PM Likihikiha, Campsite
(It suddenly starts to rain. Everyone is in the shelter, laying on their sleeping bags)
Misty: It's probably going to rain forever...how long have we been under the shelter, Jenny?
Officer Jenny: Eleven seconds.
Misty: Ah.
(Tracey then falls asleep. Everyone sets up and grins)
Day 4, 4:45 PM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Tracey currently has blush and eyeshadow on his face. He also has on some of Officer Jenny's red lipstick, his hair up in pigtails, and a N Sync T-shirt on that says, "I love N Sync!" at the bottom of a dramatic picture of the five pretty-boys)
Misty: (giggles) Wake up, Tracey!
Tracey: Huh...? Oh, sorry, I must've dozed off.
James: (Bursts out laughing, then stops himself)
Officer Jenny: You have something on your face...here...take this...(giggle)
(Officer Jenny hands Tracey her compact)
Tracey: Oh, tha-SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS!!!
(Everyone then bursts out laughing. Tracey runs out in the rain and washes all the make-up off and takes the pigtails out of his hair. He then runs inside the tent and sits down again)
Tracey: OK, OK, you all had you laugh...
James: I nenver knew you liked N Sync, Tracey.
Tracey: (Eyes get big) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Get it off!! (Rips off the shirt revealing his safe, N Sync free green shirt under)
(Everyone laughs again)
Tracey: (Under breath) OK, you may have put Misty's and Officer Jenny's make-up on me, you may have put my hair in pigtails, but an N Sync shirt...you have gone too far. You will see. Yes. You will see...(Suddenly bursts out laughing evilly) Bwahahahaha!
James: (Eyes get big) That's MY evil laugh!
Tracey: (Turns to James, an evil aurora in his eyes. James sweatdrops and slides back) Oh, James? Did I steal your evil laugh? Well, it's mine now! Mwahahahaha!!
James: That wasn't mine. Bwahahahaha!! Not mwahahahaha!!
Tracey: (Slaps forehead) Crap.
Day 4, 8:00 PM Kingawingawa, Tribal Council
Steven: Alright, guys, time for Tribal Council. You know the rules, go up there and vote, Brock!
Brock: (Writes Cassidy) Jesse, Meowth, or you!
Jesse: (Writes Cassidy) Ugh! I can't stand her!!
Cassidy: (Writes Brock) He wears pink-hearted underwear! I thought he was straight!
Nurse Joy: (Writes Cassidy) Just 'cos.
Professor Oak: (Writes Cassidy) Just 'cos too.
Meowth: (Writes Cassidy) Just 'cos as well.
Steven: (Retrieves the votes) Five for Cassidy, one for Brock! Cassidy, it's time to go!
(Cassidy's mouth drops open, but she gets her staff anyway. She brings it up and Steven extinguishes the flame)
Steven: The tribe has spoken.
(Cassidy walks off into the night, furious)
Steven: Well, good night, Kingawingawa! Good luck with tomorrow!
Wait until next time for Episode #4!