A NIGHT IN HEAVEN

A NIGHT IN HEAVEN

A NIGHT IN HEAVEN

Written by Matt Taylor.

      Disclaimer: The characters below are the property of Squaresoft. I receive

      no money from this, and am doing for my own amusement.

           

            "Seventh Heaven." Tseng thought to himself as he slowly looked

      around the decrepit bar, here in Sector Seven. He sat their thoughfully,

      un-drunken drink in hand, looking over the pathetic clientele that came

      here. He looked around the table and saw his fellow Turks, Reno, Rude, and

      Elena sitting there. Reno was, as usual almost drunk, Elena was trying to

      make herself look high class, 'Course how she could do that here was a big

      question, and while Rude seemed to be his normal cold self, Tseng could

      see his gaze slowly drift off to the waitress behind the bar.

            Of course Rude was the one who wanted to come here, mainly just to

      stare at the waitress, who also apparently owned the place. Far as he was

      concerned, the woman was more than likely a slut, I mean look at the way

      she dresses! He had heard something about martial arts, when Rude was

      talking about her, but he doubted it was true. He knew that she would

      never go for Rude, though. Rude never even talked with her! He almost felt

      sorry for him, almost. Girl like that would probably just be trouble

      anyway.

            "Hey Tssseng!" Said Reno, through the immense amounts of alcohol he

      had been drinking. "You heard anything about that....that....you

      know....the....brunette?"

            "The Ancient you idiot." He said quietly. "And try not to blurt out

      classified orders in a bar, Huh!?"

            "Sooorrrry. Man this stuff is pretty......" Reno stumbled again, now

      obviously completely drunk.

            "Good." Said Rude.

            "Huh?" He replied, looking at him with one eye closed.

            "The word you are looking for is "good", This stuff is pretty good."

      Said Rude, with the usual, almost emotionless voice. Tseng decided to turn

      himself away from whatever conversation would develop there, and turned

      toward Elena, who tried to sip her drink, like a civilized woman. Course

      it was all an act. Tseng knew that Elena, despite her good intentions, was

      a rookie, and probably wouldn't be truly civilized until she got more

      comfortable in the suit.

            "What you been up to Elena?" He asked. She almost jumped then,

      surprised at the intrusion into her attempts.

            "Me.....? I been....Well, I been looking into reports of some temple

      on a southern continent." Tseng banged his hand into his forehead. Elena

      had done things like this before.

            "Elena. I told you not to look into that without me there, you

      remember Heidegarr's orders?" He said, referring to the Turk's Boss at

      Shinra.

            "I.....I'm sorry sir, I thought if I did it myself I might...."

      Tseng waved it off then, He wanted to relax tonight, and listening to the

      latest tale of how Elena screwed up her latest perfectly simple job could

      wait for another night. They both jerked around then, to see Reno, more

      tipsy than they had ever seen him before standing up and pointing at

      another customer.

            "You listen pal! My mother was a saint! If you or your &%$*ing pal

      want to talk like that, when can go outside!" Reno started to pull his

      electro-cane from his belt, but Rude stepped up and blocked him from the

      two confused customers.

            "Reno, they didn't say anything about your mother." He said, trying

      to get his partner to sit down. "I was listening. They didn't even use the

      word "mother."

            "Bull-shit man! I heard 'em say it loud and clear." Tseng got up

      then. And pushed Reno back into his seat.

            "Hey! No fighting in here! If you want to fight, go outside." Said

      the waitress voice from behind the bar. Rude looked over and saw she was

      talking with some guy with spiky blonde hair, and some huge sword on his

      back, he looked away and back to Reno then. Reno was starting to calm

      down. For some reason he was now crying.

            "Ah, man! Why they gotta talk about Mom like that?" He said through

      the alcohol inspired tears.

            "Reno! Listen to me." Tseng said trying to make sure he heard every

      word. "They were not speaking about your mother. You are hearing things."

            "No I'm not. I heard 'em say it." He said, still crying. All of a

      sudden the tears stopped, and he called out to the waitress "Hey!

      "Nother...r...round up here." The waitress looked less than please to give

      "another" drink to Reno, she noticed the other three hadn't even finished

      their first ones, Reno had already gone through seven!

            "I think you've had enough." She said, trying to sound concerned.

            "I'll tell yah when I've had enough you sorry Bi...." That was all

      that got out, as Rudes hand quickly covered his partner's mouth, while

      Tseng sighed and said, "That'll be all." The waitress returned to the bar.

      He noticed then, that when Reno had started to badmouth the waitress, the

      man with the sword grabbed it's hilt.

            "Awfully protective, that guy. Probably her boyfriend." Tseng

      though. He looked over and saw Rude had probably figured that out to, he

      looked away again. Rude was an okay guy really, a little rough sometimes,

      but okay, and he was probably the only one out of the current Turks he

      trusted completely. The last one he could say that about disappeared in

      Nibleheim, back when Hojo and Ghast were working there. What was his name?

      Vincent?

            "Uuuuhhh." He looked and saw Reno rub his head, the starting of the

      large hangover he was going to have tomorrow. Tseng shook his head in a

      pitying way, and took a small sip from his drink. He had never been much

      on Alcoholic drinks, 'course Reno ordered for everyone before they could

      speak. It really wasn't that bad, but, unlike other employees of Shinra,

      he didn't enjoy getting drunk.

            "Hey Tseng?" Elena whispered over.

            "Yeah?"

            "*Have* you heard anything about that ancient?"

            "She has a name." Tseng did not like it when people refered to her

      as just "that Ancient." He had once been close to that girl, in some ways

      he still was.

            "Oh right, Aeris. So have you?"

            "Nothing new, nothing old." It had been the same story for weeks.

      It's not like the whole task was that difficult! They had to recruit Aeris

      into Shinra, an order that came down from above, President Shinra himself.

      Tseng shuddered slightly, not at the mention of the president, but at the

      thought of what they might do to Aeris. No, of what Hojo might do to

      Aeris. He knew that Hojo had something to do with

      Vincent's...disappearance, and he hated to think of what might happen if

      Hojo got his sick little hands on *her*.

            "Hey, Tseng? You alright?" Came Elena's voice, cutting into his

      thoughts.

            "Huh? Sorry, just thinking."

            "About what?"

            "Private things." He said, in a tone that screamed "drop it." She

      got the picture.

            "Oh."

            "Why did we come here again?" He asked.

            "You know why sir." Elena said, subtly pointing at Rude, who's gaze

      had gone from the drunken Reno back to the waitress, who was still

      chatting with that blonde guy. That guy. There was something familiar

      about that guy. Something Tseng had seen before. He looked him over

      carefully, making sure he didn't see him. Then it struck him. His eye!

      There was only one type of person whos eyes where like that, he had Mako

      eyes, the eyes of a member of SOLDIER. This guy didn't dress like it

      though. He dressed in a black/blue armor type suit, with one shoulder pad,

      not SOLDIER style. And the sword, while at least as big as the type

      members used, was not the style. He'd seen the kind he had before, it was

      called a Buster Sword, not incredibly powerful, but good enough for Midgar

      citizens trying to protect themselves.

            "Hey Elena? You see that guy? What about him looks familiar?"

            "Well....I had a cousin who liked that hairstyle once." She said.

      Tseng sighed again, and thought 'I'm surrounded by incompetents.'

            "Look again." She looked closer this time.

            "Oh....He's got the eyes!" She whispered, gasping right after.

            "Good, So that means he's obviously from....?"

            "SOLDIER."

            "Very good. Wander what he's doing out here in Sector Seven? All of

      the SOLDIER barracks are in Sector One." Tseng asked.

            "I don't know sir. Want me to ask?"

            "No I don't. Just watch him a bit."

            "Right."

            Tseng turned back to where Reno was lying against the back of his

      chair. Singing softly to himself. Rude continued to stare subtly at the

      waitress. Tseng got up then and went to the pinball machine against the

      wall. Might as well, not much else to do.

            "Wait a minute!" The waitress suddenly said.

            "What's the matter?"

            "That pinball machine is broken."

            "There isn't any sign up." Tseng countered.

            "I've been meaning to get one, but it really is broken." She said.

      Tseng finally sat down. As he did so he heard the waitress and her friend

      say something unusual.

            "Well, you saved us there." He said quietly.

            "You expected anything less?" Odd choice of words there, he wondered

      what they meant by "saved?" Aah! It's not like everybody doesn't have a

      few secrets here in Midgar it wasn't like this was secretly AVALANCHE's

      base or anything. He sat back down again. He was worried about AVALANCHE

      though. They had been striking at various mako reactors all over town

      lately, not shutting them down, but slowing them down. Soon they were

      going to try something big, Tseng could feel it in his bones.

            "Look pal! I tol' you to stop talking about 'bout my mom!" Reno

      bolted up again, this time directing his rage at a red-headed man across

      the bar, with the words "Johnny" emblazoned on his jacket.

            "Reno! That's enough!" Tseng yelled, forcing Reno into his seat

      again. It was almost time to leave, Tseng could tell they better get Reno

      out of here, before it got any worse. He slumped over his chair toward

      Rude suddenly.

            "You know Rude, I don't get why you don't just talk to

      that....girl...up there." He pointed wobbily at the bar.

            "Reno...." Rude said, softly but dangerously.

            "I mean, it's not like a girl like that doesn't sleep with a man

      every night of the week." Reno continued. Rude looked over and saw that

      she and her friend had heard, the man was starting to look angry.

            "She's bound to get with a guy like you." He said. Rude now looked

      both angry and embarrassed slightly. Tseng could see his fist tightening

      as it laid on the table.

            "Watch, I'll show you." Reno clumsily got up, and Elena stepped up

      to try to stop him.

            "Reno, I think you should just sit down."

            "Out of my way. I just gotta show Rude something." Reno pushed her

      out of the way, and walked toward the bar. He leaned up lazily against it.

            "Hey baby." He said to the woman. "What say you and I blow this

      joint and head upstairs?" Tseng could see the man from SOLDIER was this

      close to drawing that blade of his, and at that range, Reno was in no

      position to fight him off. All of a sudden, The waitress put her hand in

      front of the SOLDIER guy, and he calmed down, as Reno continued his

      propsal.

            "Look, I got plenty of cash here." He took out his billfold and

      revealed some gil. The waitress was smiling, but it was a devious smile.

            "So I figure you and me can go get down tonight. If you know what I

      mean." Reno smiled then, and it was probably his death knell. The waitress

      did not lean over, or even move for that matter. After a minute of Reno's

      smiling she suddenly kicked his stool out from under him. He landed

      chin-first on the bar, and she suddenly put her hands down on top of his

      head, pressing it into the wood. Her friend with the mako eyes was

      chuckling slightly. She leaned down and spoke.

            "Listen pal. I don't know where you go usually. I wear this because

      it gets people in here, no other reason! I got to make a living somehow

      you know?" Reno nodded slightly. "A girl can't live off bread and water.

      But despite what your friend over there thinks, I am not a slut! I am not

      for sale!" With that her fist came down on Reno's head, knocking him cold.

      He fell to the floor then, completely out of it. Tseng put down his drink

      and got up.

            "Come on, its time to go." Rude and Elena both got up, and went to

      help drag Reno out. As they did, Tseng spoke to Rude.

            "You know Rude, I'm starting to see what you like about that girl."

      Tseng turned around and looked at the bar once more.

            "Seventh Heaven." He shook his head, and they walked off.

           

      THE END.

     

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