Updates on People Kicked Off
Kingawingawa Likihikiha
Brock Tracey
Jesse James
Nurse Joy Officer Jenny
Professor Oak
Meowth
Day 5, 6:20 AM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(A scream of pain is heard throughout the campsite. Everyone bolts awake and jumps out of the tent, still in their sleeping wear, to see Professor Oak on the ground, clutching his wrist and screaming, on the ground)
Nurse Joy: Oh, dear, what is it Professor?
Professor Oak: I was bitten by a recluse spider!! Aaaah!!
(Everyone runs over to the professor while Joy gets her medical kit)
Brock: Did you know that if a recluse spider bites you, in a matter of hours the flesh around your wound would rot, and you can possibly die from ita venom?
(The Professor's eyes get wide)
Nurse Joy: Baaaack! Now, let's see that bite.
Professor Oak: See?
(Everyone steps back, disgusted. The bite is swelled up like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon)
Brock, Jesse: Eeeeeeew...
Meowth: Well, da guy's so old he'll die soon anyway.
Brock: The younger, better looking people always last longer on the show, too.
Professor Oak: (Mumbles) Kids...
Nurse Joy: (Sticks a tube attached to a small glass beaker with a vacuum-like suction on it) This won't hurt-
Professor Oak: Whew...
Nurse Joy: -much.
(Nurse Joy starts to extract the poison from his arm with the device)
Professor Oak: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Nurse Joy: Stop thrashing, Professor!
Professor Oak: THE PAIN!!!!
Nurse Joy: Just half an hour more and you'll be as good as new!
(Brock, Jesse, and Meowth are all laughing)
Day 5, 6:23 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
(James is cooking breakfast over the campfire while everyone else is around it, sitting on their seats made of logs)
Pikachu: Pika pika, pikachu! Pika pika pikachu pika!
James: (Without looking up from the frying pan of rice) Translate, Pokémon Watcher.
Tracey: Pikachu says that he wants fried eggs over easy.
James: We don't have any eggs. All we have is coconuts, bananas, and rice.
Pikachu: Pika pika, pikachu pika pi!
Tracey: He wants ramen.
James: We don't have any ramen...the closest thing that we have to ramen is rice.
Pikachu: Pika, pikachu pika pika, pikachu pika pi chu pika pi, pikachu pika chu pikachu pika pi pika! Pika pika chu pikachu pika pi pika!
Tracey: He says "'Kay."
James: Is that all he said?
Tracey: (Sweatdrops) Well, he said bite me and kiss my furry yellow rear.
James: (Sweatdrops without looking up from the pan) Is that so?
(James puts everyone's rice in the coconut bowls back from the falling-in-the-well incident, covers them in soy sauce, and hands them out to everyone. He then takes his bowl and set of chopsticks and sits down)
Officer Jenny: (Inspects rice, picking through it with her chopsticks) Hmmm...AHA!! (Jumps up) So, Mr. I'm-Going-To-Cook-This-Time-And-Try-To-Poison-You-Because-I'm-With-Team-Rocket...
James: I always cook.
Officer Jenny: Ha! Trying to untangle your way out, eh?
Everyone: ...
(Officer Jenny takes out a set of handcuffs from no where and tackles James to the ground, his face in the sand. She pins him down while locking his hands behind his back with the handcuffs)
Officer Jenny: Anything you say can and will be used against you!
James: Ah!! Let me go!
Officer Jenny: You're coming with me!
James: You made me spill my rice!
Steven: (Comes out of no where) Hey, what's going on?
Officer Jenny: (Makes James stand up by pulling up on the handcuffs) I'm taking this delinquent to jail!!
Steven: ...
James: She's insane!! Help!!
Steven: Now, Jenny, what made you think that he needs to go to jail?!
(Officer Jenny picks up her bowl and shows her what she found in the rice)
Officer Jenny: He tried to poison me!!
Steven: ...that's soy sauce.
Officer Jenny: Ha! A very likely explanation!!
(This goes on for a while. An hour later...)
Steven: She sells sea shells by the sea shore!
Officer Jenny: See shells she sells by se shee sore! Darn it! How about eight out of fifteen?
(Everyone is watching them. They managed to steal Officer Jenny's handcuff key and James is now out of the handcuffs)
Steven: Alright. Shesellsseashellsbytheseashore!
Officer Jenny: See shells...oh, screw this! (Officer Jenny stomps off to the jungle)
Misty: ...that was interesting.
Tracey: Um-hum.
Day 5, 7:41 AM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Professor Oak is lying on the ground, moaning in pain, while Nurse Joy, very cheerfully, is wrapping his wrist with a cloth)
Nurse Joy: Now! That's better...
(Brock is watching them while cooking)
Jesse: (Points to the pan) What is that? It looks like meat.
Brock: It is. I managed to get some of a jaguar's kill back in the rainforest.
Jesse: So...what kind of meat is it?
Brock: (shrugs) Beats me. But we'll all find out soon enough. (Flips the meat over with a wooden fork)
Jesse: I hope it's fresh...the last thing I want to get is salmonella with a nurse over here that has no clue what she's doing.
Nurse Joy: La la la la la...
Meowth: Did you say salmon?
Day 5, 9:01 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Officer Jenny comes back from within the jungle with a crocodile chained up with handcuffs. Everyone looks over to her and sweatdrops)
Misty: What are you doing...?
Officer Jenny: This crocodile is under arrest for Pokémon poaching!
Tracey: Jenny?
Officer Jenny: Yes, Tracey?
Tracey: There are no Pokémon on this island except Ash's Pikachu and Meowth on the other team.
Officer Jenny (yelling): I know what I'm doing, so you shut up!!!! Come with me, crocodile, let's take you to that little one-cell prison!
Crocodile: (Rips through the handcuffs with its teeth and turns on Officer Jenny, growling)
Officer Jenny: HOW DARE YOU!!
Crocodile: (Runs and jumps in the river)
Officer Jenny: (Runs after it) Come back here!!!
Everyone: ...
Butch: So, Misty, you were saying...?
Misty: Oh, yes. So then he said that she said that you said that I said...
Day 5, 12:00 PM Challenge Area, Cliffs
Steven: Welcome, everyone!! Today's challenge is a quiz challenge...on Pokémon! Each team will stand in a single-file line, the first person holding four cards labeled "A," "B," "C," and "D." I will ask a multiple-choice question, and you will hold up the answer on your card. Let's get started!
(Brock and Misty are up first)
Steven: This will kill your Pokémon: A) potion, B) a banana, C) poison, D) Brock's charm.
(Misty holds up "D" and Brock holds up "C")
Steven: Misty's got it!
(Brock sweatdrops and goes to the back of the line while Jesse comes up, and Misty switching places with Tracey)
Steven: According to the polls, which is the best looking guy on Pokémon? A) Brock, B) James, C) Tracey, D) Professor Oak....right...
(Tracey holds up "C" while smoothing back his hair with his hand, a huge grin on his face. Jesse, however, rolls her eyes, and while slightly blushing, holds up "B")
Steven: Sorry, Tracey, but Jesse's got it! B!
James: (Sticks his tongue out at Brock, who sticks his tongue out back at James)
(Nurse Joy and James come up)
Steven: Who are the coolest characters on the animé? A) Ash-tachi, B) Gary and his cheerleaders, C) Team Rocket, and D) Ash's temporary friends.
(James, with no thought, holds up "C," while Nurse Joy holds up "A")
Steven: The answer is C!
(Jesse, James, Meowth, and Butch all are laughing at Misty, Brock, and Tracey)
Misty: How come THEY get all the complimenting questions?!
Steven: (scratches head) I...don't know...(mumbling) Damn producer...
(Professor Oak and Officer Jenny come up)
Steven: Kurt is...A) a Pokémon professor, B) a Pokéball expert, C) a Pokémon master, or D) a 40-year-old overweight cashier at Walmart that's been divorced seven times, burned down all of his family's homes, and has escaped the insane asylum nine times.
(Professor Oak holds up "B," and Jenny, being currently crazed at the time, holds up "D")
Steven: That point goes to you, Oak!
(Meowth and Butch come up)
Steven: How many times has Tribe Likihikiha thrown up after facing The Wheel of Inedibles and Jessibelle's cooking all together? A) Seven, B) Nineteen, C) Forty-four, D) One hundred twenty-eight.
(Meowth, not sure, holds up "B," but Butch, very familiar with it, holds up "D")
Steven: Sorry, Meowth, but Butch has it!
(Pikachu comes up, along with Brock again since there is an odd number of players)
Steven: The most hated popular Pokémon is...A) Meowth, B) Togepi, C) Pikachu, D) Marill.
(Pikachu holds up "A" while Brock holds up "B" with a disguisted look at his face)
Steven: That's right, Brock! Now it's time for a Tie-Breaker! Jesse, James, will you please come up here?
(Jesse and James exchange nervous glances, then walk up to Steven)
Steven: Alright, you two are going to jump off this cliff as many times as possible without being knocked out unconscious. Whoever is still conscious and/or alive at the end of the round wins!!
Jesse: HUH?!
James: What are you trying to do to us? Do it to someone else!!
Steven: But you two are the most indestructable people on the show...I had to choose you two.
(Jesse and James sweatdrop, but Steven pushes them off the cliff)
Jesse and James: Aaaaaah!!
(Everyone is looking over the cliff)
Steven: There they go!
Jesse and James: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Steven: That's a long fall!
Jesse and James: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Steven: They're almost to the bottom!
(Jesse and James grab each other in a fear hug)
Jesse and James: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Steven: Hey! No making contact with someone from the opposite team!!
(Jesse and James hit the water. They both go under, but don't come up. Everyone gasps)
Steven: ...
(Time goes by. They still don't come up)
Steven: What's taking those two?
(They suddenly come up. Jesse's face is red with anger, while James is floating unconscious beside her)
Steven: Kingawingawa wins!
(Kingawingawa cheers)
Day 5, 3:02 PM Likihikiha, Campsite
(James is sitting on a log a little ways from everyone else. He has taken Colby from the Australian Survivor's look, the Survivor cloth tied around his head and a Texas hat over it. He also has a rather large bandage on his cheek from the fall off the cliff earlier)
James: I'm really afraid that I'm next. After losing the Challenge, and all that. I really wanted to make to it the part where our teams combine. Oh, well. I hope I have a chance.
(Suddenly, the stiff dead corpse of an antelope killed by a jaguar falls from the tree above James into his lap. His eyes get big and he sweatdrops. He then jumps up, screams, and runs back to the campsite faster than the speed of sound)
Day 5, 4:45 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Everyone is celebrating their victory at the campsite, drinking glasses of water from their well and eating rice)
Brock: This isn't really what I would think of a celebration...
(Professor Oak, looking around, makes his way over to the tent, and while hiding behind it, pulls out a large bottle of alcohol and gulps it straight from the bottle. He then hides it in a plant and goes back to the campfire)
Jesse: Well, after tonight, our teams will combine...
Brock: I finally get to see Officer Jenny! (Gets another nose bleed)
(Jesse sweatdrops and hands him a tissue)
Day 5, 8:00 PM Likihikiha, Tribal Council
(Steven is pacing slowly back and forth while looking at the team)
Steven: This is the last Tribal Council until we combine teams. You six had made it far. Now, it's time for voting. Misty?
(Misty goes up to the podium and writes down "Officer Jenny")
Misty: You're crazy!
Tracey: (Goes up to the podium and writes down "Officer Jenny") You're insane!
James: (Writes "Officer Jenny") She handcuffed me because I put soy sauce in her rice! How was I supposed to know she didn't like soy sauce?
Officer Jenny: (Writes "James") You filthy delinquent...trying to poison me...
Butch: (Writes "Pikachu") Weird rodent...
Pikachu: (Writes "Butch") Pika pi, pikachu pika pi pikachu pika pi! Cha, pi pi pi pikachu pika pika pi, pikachu pika pi pika, pika pika chu pika! Chu pika pi pika pikachu chu pika pi pikachu! [Weirdo!]
Steven: I'll tally the votes. (Dramatic music plays as Steven takes out the first vote) Butch...
Butch: You filthy bastard! I knew it was you! (Points accusingly at Pikachu)
Steven: Butch...sit down. Next vote...Officer Jenny.
Officer Jenny: (Is asleep)
Steven: Pikachu...
Pikachu: Pika pika pi! Pikachu pika pi! [You filthy bastard! I knew it was you!] (Points accusingly at Butch)
Steven: Officer Jenny...
Officer Jenny: (Stirs in her sleep)
Steven: James...
James: NOOOOO!!! I knew I was next! (Bursts into emotional tears and falls to his knees, his face covered with his hands, sobbing)
Steven: Officer Jenny...
Officer Jenny: (Wakes up) Ne?
Steven: You're gone, Jenny.
Officer Jenny: Good! I don't want to be poisoned here! (Grabs her backpack, gets her staff and brings it up to Steven)
Steven: (Licks his fingers and tries to pinch it out, but his hand catches on fire) AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! The tribe has spoken! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
(Officer Jenny shrugs and walks away)
Steven: (His hand is charred, but the fire is out, and is laying on the ground) Ow...tomorrow, your teams will unite. Goodnight, Kingawingawa.