Mwahaa! Haven't made a Zim fic in a while :( Sorry, ya'll! But now, for all the fun to start! Mwahahaaaa....*cough*
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I walked over to the television. I turned it on. I tapped my foot, waiting for the commercials to go by. Then, the Zim theme started to play. I glared over at the two figures sitting on the couch.
"YOU! You know why this has happened...DON'T YOU!?!" I yelled at one of them.
"Umm, no, I have no clue what's going on!!!!!" said Purple, tied up. He looked uncomfortably at Red.
"Look, untie us, and we'll tell you!" said Red. I glares uneasily at him, untying him. He made a brake for it, and ran to the door. I watched him run into the door, and fall pitifully to the floor. I shook my head, and looked at Purple.
"Unless you want to become like your friend there, WHY ISN'T THERE ANY NEW EPISODE'S?!?"
"Well...all know is, there's no new episodes in the summer"
"Sure...THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!!!!"
I whacked Purple with a metal back, him knocking out. I threw him and Red out the window. I glared evilly.
"No one is going to leave until I get a new episode"
I turned my TV off, and ran into the kitchen. I suddenly stepped on something squishy.
"Meowwwwww...."
"Oh my- GIR!!!!!" I cradled Gir in my arms. He then popped up.
"Elloy Ah!" He said, happily.
Wow. I didn't know he knew Pig Latin.
"I'm hungry" he said, hopping up and down.
I got a can of Campbell's Soup, and some matches.
I grabbed my backpack, and ran out the door, to Dib's house.
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Haaaa, crappy. The first chapter.