I don't own Resident Evil, Capcom does. Also I any song that is mention
here. so don't sue me.
this is a paordy of the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic.
this fanfic will have most of the characters.
down at spencer mansion
S.T.A.R.S. were looking for
what killed a bunch of people
and a bunch of scientists
when Chris Redfield busted in
nearly scared them half to death
had a shotgun in his hand
and Jack Daniels on his breath
from head to toes
he was covered in ammo
like a drunk disgruntled younger Rambo
and he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"hello everyone. NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!"
the night Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother went insane
realized he's not in the next RE game
something must have snapped in his brain
well, the mansion is gone now
he decided to nuke it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
Jill and Rebecca
and he tied up the hunters
and he held the zombies hostage
and ground up poor Leon into Bob Evan's Sausage
he got Barry and Wesker
with an grenade launcher
and he chopped the lickers into a million pieces
and he picked up a flamethrower
and barbequed Nemesis
then he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother went nuts
now you can't walk around Raccoon City
with out steppin' in tyrant guts
there's the Umbrella Corporation and the U.B.C.S.
there's a van from NBC's Dateline
and helicopters circlin' around in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' and the body count is risin'
and everyone dynin' to know, WHY CHRIS WHY?
my my my my my
you used be happy guy
(gunfire is heard and two F.B.I. agents are shot)
Ada: two down (a woman screams) and a lady two. put down your weapon.
yes on death row now Chris is going to die
by lethal injection for infamous crime
hey Sherry Birkins don't you cry no more tears
he'll be dead in the next 700 more days
but now Carlos is in therapy
and Ark is still nervous
and the zombies got jobs
working at the police department
and they say Claire Redfield
is on the phone everynight
with her attorney negotiating the movie rights
they're talking about- the night that Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother flipped
got chased downed by a bunch of monsters
sounds to me like he was tired of getting (CENSORED)
the night Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother went insane
realized he's not in th next RE game
something must have snapped in his brain
that's right, something fianlly must have
snapped in his brain
I tell ya, something finally must have
snapped...in his brain
Author's comment: you all are probably wondering why I decided to revise this fanfic. I know you all loved and I
probably ruined it. Well I was just unhappy how it didn't go well with the music. let's you try to sing it to the music.
It doesn't sound right does it. Plus to those who read Resident Evil Muyo (there wasn't enough people reading it.) well the last
chapter is going to be posted after I get back from vacation. It will give me time to think of the rest of it. well Goodbye for now.
here. so don't sue me.
this is a paordy of the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic.
this fanfic will have most of the characters.
down at spencer mansion
S.T.A.R.S. were looking for
what killed a bunch of people
and a bunch of scientists
when Chris Redfield busted in
nearly scared them half to death
had a shotgun in his hand
and Jack Daniels on his breath
from head to toes
he was covered in ammo
like a drunk disgruntled younger Rambo
and he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"hello everyone. NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!"
the night Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother went insane
realized he's not in the next RE game
something must have snapped in his brain
well, the mansion is gone now
he decided to nuke it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
Jill and Rebecca
and he tied up the hunters
and he held the zombies hostage
and ground up poor Leon into Bob Evan's Sausage
he got Barry and Wesker
with an grenade launcher
and he chopped the lickers into a million pieces
and he picked up a flamethrower
and barbequed Nemesis
then he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother went nuts
now you can't walk around Raccoon City
with out steppin' in tyrant guts
there's the Umbrella Corporation and the U.B.C.S.
there's a van from NBC's Dateline
and helicopters circlin' around in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' and the body count is risin'
and everyone dynin' to know, WHY CHRIS WHY?
my my my my my
you used be happy guy
(gunfire is heard and two F.B.I. agents are shot)
Ada: two down (a woman screams) and a lady two. put down your weapon.
yes on death row now Chris is going to die
by lethal injection for infamous crime
hey Sherry Birkins don't you cry no more tears
he'll be dead in the next 700 more days
but now Carlos is in therapy
and Ark is still nervous
and the zombies got jobs
working at the police department
and they say Claire Redfield
is on the phone everynight
with her attorney negotiating the movie rights
they're talking about- the night that Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother flipped
got chased downed by a bunch of monsters
sounds to me like he was tired of getting (CENSORED)
the night Chris Redfield went crazy
the night Claire's brother went insane
realized he's not in th next RE game
something must have snapped in his brain
that's right, something fianlly must have
snapped in his brain
I tell ya, something finally must have
snapped...in his brain
Author's comment: you all are probably wondering why I decided to revise this fanfic. I know you all loved and I
probably ruined it. Well I was just unhappy how it didn't go well with the music. let's you try to sing it to the music.
It doesn't sound right does it. Plus to those who read Resident Evil Muyo (there wasn't enough people reading it.) well the last
chapter is going to be posted after I get back from vacation. It will give me time to think of the rest of it. well Goodbye for now.