Disclaimer: Everything that you recognize is not mine anything you don't (including the insanity
A/N: It gets a tad bit Lily and James in here… more insanity, ya know this type of thing… kudos to jeni peni and Darkwing they were the only ones to review… I love ya man
Remus Lupin stayed in Dumbledore's study to see what he wanted with him. Dumbledore looked up and spotted Remus. "Aaahhh, Mr. Lupin, I have a request for you. Hide that you are a werewolf deep down and don't think about it often. Miss. Evans has the capabilities to read minds." Dumbledore put on a smile. "That is all Mr. Lupin."
Remus left the study utterly bewildered, how in the heck could Lily Evans read minds… the only people who could read minds so young were Magids. Remus quickly put two and two together but was shocked at his theory. Lily Evans a Magid? That seemed impossible, but it had to be true, how else could she make exploding fly fish (of doom) come out of the wall and attack Slytherins. When came to the Fat Lady and gave the password (Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! ) He came into the common room to see know one there but there were big fat blue bubbles floating around. He searched through the bubbles and quickly found Sirius, James and Lily, and also some little fat boy that he didn't know.
"Sirius what the hell did you do? Remus questioned with a maniac glint in his eye.
"Who me? I didn't do one damn thing it was Lily." Sirius replied back, "I didn't tell her to chew the gum that I gave her, she just took it from me and started blowing bubbles and now they won't go away and…"
The story would have gone on and on except they saw Aymie run down the stares straight for them. " Lily is in some sort of trance thing and I can't wake her up." She said all this very quickly. I found this next to her. It was a sheet of parchment and written in blood it said:
The flower lies almost dead,
A crown of fire on her head.
And if thou does not find,
Her match made in heaven divine.
Thou gets three tries at the end of three.
She shall either wake up for all to see.
Or die cold and dead
With no crown of Fire on her head.
"Where the hell did you find this?" James asked in a whisper.
"I went up into the first year dormitories to find Lil' and it was lying there next to her. I think one of you three is what they are talking about. Not the fat boy though. How bout each of you kiss her and then if she wakes up on the last one, one of you is her "match made in heaven"" Aymie said this all very very fast so it took a while for them to realize what she had said.
They all filed up into Lily's dorm and kissed her one by one she didn't move, and Aymie started to cry. Then suddenly she began to twitch and woke up. "Lily! Your ok!" Amy yelled. Lily looked at Remus very closely and said, "You didn't tell them did you?"
Remus looked up and said " N-n-ooo… I didn't."
"But you know right."
"I think I do"
"Oh ok… I knew you were the smart one don't tell anyone alrighty?" Lily said this in a bouncy tone because she knew that Remus wouldn't tell anyone and Remus nodded his head to show his consent.
"Did I miss something here?" Black yelled into the silence, "Because you guys are talking in like fragments, I'm going down to the kitchens, anyone else wanna come?" Lily and Amy shook their heads so did Remus. James jumped up and said yep, so James and Sirius went down to the kitchens.
When they got in the kitchens they met all the house elves and decided to play a trick on Snape… until they realized he was… there in person.
"Well, if it isn't Potter and his friend Black." Snape said coldly.
"Well if it isn't slimeball who doesn't was his hair even though he got fish guts in them."
A/N: I'm going to leave it there because I don't know what the hell I am supposed to be writing after this. This was a weird chapter... not to much insanity… hope ya like it.
*PsYcHo MoOnDaNcEr*