A/N: There is a huge amount of insanity in this chapter… I love all of you that reviewed my previous chapters. I try to keep my stories interesting so that you like them, but not so insane and confoosing so that you are morally confoosed as I am in my everyday life. Oh and by the way in the previous chapter I said they were going to the divination tower but they are only in first year, you are allowed to take it in first year before.
Disclaimer: Only the odd, insane, and unrecognizable belong to me…
Chapter 4: The Good the bad and the partially insane
"What did you just say James?" Lily asked with a shocked expression on her face. James looked at her puzzled, " I thought I stated pretty clearly, I asked you if you would…"
Lily interrupted, "I know what you said, I just want to know if you were being truthful, like you seriously want to go out with me." She paused for a moment and said, " You know what we could do," James gave her a quizzical look, "We could pretend to go out, then if I like the way it looks, I'll go out with you. If I don't however, I won't go out with you and the whole thing never happened." James looked at her as if she were crazy, although she probably was, then out of the blue, he leaned over and kissed her on the cheek. She could not figure out why, but she had this urge to rush forward and kiss him like he had never been kissed before.
"Hey Lil' we better go to divination, Sirius might get the wrong idea…" He broke off because standing in the doorway was Snape, he still had a few feathers on him and he still said griffyndors rule but, other than that he looked like he had molted and come back to normal. "What are you doing here Severus, come to spy on me, again?" Severus looked taken aback
"Since when have I ever spied on you before? I don't recall ever doing so, but since we are talking about you, have you St. Potter, gotten together with that mudblood flower, you know the one you were just talking to and K-I-S-S-I-N-G? Before James could answer, Lily came up and grabbed James and kissed him very, very tonguey like. Then turned to Snape and said, "There does THAT answer your question? " Both James and Snape looked at Lily with shock and disbelief. Lily turned and said,
"Come on James we're going to be late for divination." James took her hand and they walked out of the classroom.
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
When they arrived in divination Sirius did a few catcalls and James realized he was still holding Lily's hand. They sat down and started to drink the tea like they were supposed to then gave their cups to each other to read. James sat there and looked hard and announced, "I see tea leaves, you are going to be drinking a heck of a lot of tea in your near future…" The entire class was laughing. Then James imitated the teacher's misty voice and said, "I believe I see a llama in your near future."
The bell rang and the class still laughing went down to their next class, which for Lily and the marauders happened to be transfiguration. Lily was good at everything, except for transfiguration. She got so aggravated trying to change her quill into an animal that she prodded it and it caught on fire. She got so aggravated that she accidentally made water come out of her mouth, in a jet that made the fire go out. Sirius looked at her in amazement, no one could be that talented. She got so aggravated with the quill that she didn't hear the rumbling, then many dozens of llamas fell from the ceiling and landed on every single person in the class, including professor McGonagall. She got out from underneath her llama and pulled Lily into the hall and through many different halls until they reached a stone Griffin. She said the password, sugar quills, and the figure moved aside to reveal a…. LLAMA!
Here is another cliffie… who is the llama? Where are all these creatures coming from? What will we know… stay tuned for the next chapter of….. The marauders and the exploding flying fish of doom!!