disclaimer I do not own any of these characters.


last time
They all walk outside. Monica has still not shown up.
Chan: Well you guys can...
Mon comes running out of the terminal
"Ross! Rachel!"
Ross turns around
"Monica where have you been?
"Oh my god Joey!" she hugged Joey and then realized who was with him.
"Chandler?"
"Hey Mon.""

Mon: pretending to laugh: Ross you didn't tell me you were bringing Joey and Chandler.
Ross: I didn't.
Chandler: no no... I live here
Mon: oh..oh.. you live here.
Chan: ya me and my fiancée...
Mon: your fiancée... so.. your eng..
Oliver and Pheobe come running out of the terminal
Phe:"Monica! god.. oh my god guys!. hugs everyone
Oliv: God Michelle what was your plan trying to lose us? because you know it worked.
Joey: Michelle? um buddy I think you got the wrong girl.
Oliv: Oh right sorry 'Monica' (saying it really funny)
Monica smiles at him and as they walk to the car proceeds to tell them about her life and why she switched names. blah blah blah
Chan: you know I always thought she looked familiar.

LATER That DAY
Kitchen, the old gang and Oliver
Monica is pouring some wine. Oliver walks into the kitchen.
Ol: your friends are great. I can't believe you know Joey Tribbiani.
Mon: I know it's hard to believe
Oli: ha ha. so what's up with that Chandler guy? you guys weren't that good of friends?
Mon: why do you ask?
Oli: well you avoid each other and don't talk to each other
Mon: oh well we kind of dated a little but know he is engaged (she says funny)
Oli: and you still not over him?
Mon: no no I am I'm just not happy he's moved faster then me.
Oli: ahhhh I see
Mon will you help me?
Oli: ya let me grab these glasses
Mon: no .. no.. pretend to be my boyfriend.
Oli:what?! come on that's ridiculous. we dont get along we fight.
Mon: whining please
Oli: even if I agree to this I mean we haven't acted like we were all day dont you think it will look kind of oblivious?
Mon: oh ya -thinking- oh oh lets keep acting the way we are but occasionally say sweetie or hold my hand or something
Oli this is never going to work
Phe enters : what won't work
Mon: yes yes if pheobe is in on it!!
Phe jumping up and down : I want to know I want to know
Oliver:Michelle thinks that we can pull off pretending that we are a couple
Phe: why would you want to do that?
Mon: because I dont want to seem like Chandler has moved on and I haven't
Phe: why would you care about Chandler
Oli: because they use to se...
Mon: because ...because.. because we both use to be the two least to be in a relationship and I dont want him to be ahead of me! ...and my parents
Oli: you parents???
Mon: uh..ya... you know they are always criticizing me and when they get here..
He: okay okay ill go along with it
Mon: okay great
Phe takes some glasses and heads to the other room
Mon: this is going to work
Oli: Michelle this is never going to work
Mon: of course it is -starts to head out turns around - oh and call me Michelle it will drive him insane -smiles and leaves-
Oli: oh okay honey! -he says to himself-

okay sorry so short but I just wanted to continue

and I know this has ntohing to do with anything but i was watching 'er' on tnt and it's caqrter's last day and benton is just so mean..sorry just my two cents