A Funny Fabulous Final Fantasy VII
Written(if it can even be said)by: TBOtaku
(Started 2:58 PM EDT Thursday, 7/27/2001, Finished ?.)
(break taken from 2:58 to 3:17.)
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A Would-be Screenplay
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(Stupid, Boring, Yet Very Much Loved Disclaimer: These do not belong to me: Tifa, Cloud, Cait Sith, any other Final Fantasy VII characters, or Gundam Wing. The song "Joy To My Life" sung by Naoko Matsui doesn't belong to me either, and I'm not making and moolah by writing this fan fiction, as far as I can tell. Ok, so now you can READ!!!)
[Scene 1: The Taking]
[Tifa and Cloud are alone with each other in a back room. As can be expected, both fighters are fantasizing on the fine art of martial art osculation(kissy-poo).]
Tifa, thinking: Ooooh, damn I KNEW he'd been working out. Oh, DAYAM, finefinefinefinefinefine...
Cloud, thinking: Hey, I wonder what this button does? *pushes a metallic gray-blue button*
*BOOM!!!*
As the smoke clears, Tifa and Cloud are found lying on top of each other in a rather embarrassing way, if you catch my drift.
Cait Sith, who was wandering by before the explosion, looks into the ex-room at the debris and sees the couple. "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!! This'll go GREAT in my new "Things You Never Do But Always Expected To See" photo-booklet!!" The robotical creation pulled out a huge camera from out of nowhere.
*CA-CHIIII!!* Cloud and Tifa regain conciousness, but Tifa opens her eyes first, widens them, and then revels in the moment(Don't mind if I do!). Cloud groans and opens his eyes afterwards, surveying the situation. "Hey, Tif, can you get off me? This hurts." Tifa, who was previously wiggling about in a rather un-ladylike manner, abruptly stopped and sighed. She reluctantly did a push up off of Cloud and started brushing herself off...
...Then she noticed Cait Sith tip-toeing away with a huge...CAMERA. (-_-#)
Tifa: (Boiling over) OH, NO YOU DON'T, YOU PERVERTED CRACKHEAD OF A ROBOT CAT-MOG-THING, YOU!!!!!!!!!
Cait Sith whirls his cat back in terror just in time for-
"FIRE3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*FWOOSH~!!*
[A rather charred-up Cait Sith collapses to the ground, leaving behind a glowering, evil-faced Tifa huffing and puffing after using the huge amount of effort needed for the Fire 3 materia. Behind her, a dusty, baffled Cloud blinks. "Joy To My Life" from Gundam Wing plays softly in the background as the scene fades to black.]
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Thank you for reading! I wrote this series of fan fictions (aka "scenes) to see what I could accomplish in just one day, but then I got the urge,(no, not to shampoo with Herbal Essences.)so I decided, "Hey, why not just write A LOT of stupid, funny(I wish. Har, har.)fan fics for your unsuspecting vict-er audience to read?!" AND SO I DID!!!! This scene took approximately 17 minutes(Which is to say I loitered about for a couple hours, taking some additional time to watch about ¾ of the Fatal Fury TMP movie...o^^;V), from 6:30 PM EDT to 6:47 PM. Arigato, mina-san, and stay in touch for Scene 2-and MORE!! (HOO-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Disappears in a cloud of purple smoke*)
-^^; TBOtaku
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Written(if it can even be said)by: TBOtaku
(Started 2:58 PM EDT Thursday, 7/27/2001, Finished ?.)
(break taken from 2:58 to 3:17.)
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A Would-be Screenplay
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(Stupid, Boring, Yet Very Much Loved Disclaimer: These do not belong to me: Tifa, Cloud, Cait Sith, any other Final Fantasy VII characters, or Gundam Wing. The song "Joy To My Life" sung by Naoko Matsui doesn't belong to me either, and I'm not making and moolah by writing this fan fiction, as far as I can tell. Ok, so now you can READ!!!)
[Scene 1: The Taking]
[Tifa and Cloud are alone with each other in a back room. As can be expected, both fighters are fantasizing on the fine art of martial art osculation(kissy-poo).]
Tifa, thinking: Ooooh, damn I KNEW he'd been working out. Oh, DAYAM, finefinefinefinefinefine...
Cloud, thinking: Hey, I wonder what this button does? *pushes a metallic gray-blue button*
*BOOM!!!*
As the smoke clears, Tifa and Cloud are found lying on top of each other in a rather embarrassing way, if you catch my drift.
Cait Sith, who was wandering by before the explosion, looks into the ex-room at the debris and sees the couple. "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!! This'll go GREAT in my new "Things You Never Do But Always Expected To See" photo-booklet!!" The robotical creation pulled out a huge camera from out of nowhere.
*CA-CHIIII!!* Cloud and Tifa regain conciousness, but Tifa opens her eyes first, widens them, and then revels in the moment(Don't mind if I do!). Cloud groans and opens his eyes afterwards, surveying the situation. "Hey, Tif, can you get off me? This hurts." Tifa, who was previously wiggling about in a rather un-ladylike manner, abruptly stopped and sighed. She reluctantly did a push up off of Cloud and started brushing herself off...
...Then she noticed Cait Sith tip-toeing away with a huge...CAMERA. (-_-#)
Tifa: (Boiling over) OH, NO YOU DON'T, YOU PERVERTED CRACKHEAD OF A ROBOT CAT-MOG-THING, YOU!!!!!!!!!
Cait Sith whirls his cat back in terror just in time for-
"FIRE3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*FWOOSH~!!*
[A rather charred-up Cait Sith collapses to the ground, leaving behind a glowering, evil-faced Tifa huffing and puffing after using the huge amount of effort needed for the Fire 3 materia. Behind her, a dusty, baffled Cloud blinks. "Joy To My Life" from Gundam Wing plays softly in the background as the scene fades to black.]
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Thank you for reading! I wrote this series of fan fictions (aka "scenes) to see what I could accomplish in just one day, but then I got the urge,(no, not to shampoo with Herbal Essences.)so I decided, "Hey, why not just write A LOT of stupid, funny(I wish. Har, har.)fan fics for your unsuspecting vict-er audience to read?!" AND SO I DID!!!! This scene took approximately 17 minutes(Which is to say I loitered about for a couple hours, taking some additional time to watch about ¾ of the Fatal Fury TMP movie...o^^;V), from 6:30 PM EDT to 6:47 PM. Arigato, mina-san, and stay in touch for Scene 2-and MORE!! (HOO-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Disappears in a cloud of purple smoke*)
-^^; TBOtaku
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