Wow! I can't believe
I finished this in a day! I'm not
really into that 'chapter a day' thing, so this will probably be the only time
this will ever happen. I'm so tired,
and it's burning hot outside. Bleh :P well, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I no own Digimon, because me have no money!
The next day everyone woke up, fully rested and ready to look after the fresh Digimon. They arrived in the Digital World from their own computers, and at 8:30am everyone had arrived.
"I can't cook!" whined Ken, as they walked in the direction of Primary Village.
"Then find something else we can eat," said Miyako, matter-of-factly.
Five minutes later, they arrived in Primary Village. The fresh Digimon were all standing in groups, and the ones that could talk were talking about what happened to Elecmon.
"I heard he fell off a mountain!"
"No, he was stepped on by a Shellmon!"
"Welcome to Camp I'm being blamed for killing Elecmon even though I didn't so now I have to look after all these fresh Digimon!" Hikari yelled, trying to be heard over the noise. After a few tries they finally shut up. The little Digimon were instructed to go with the Digidestined that would be looking after them.
There was a slight confusion with getting to the right Digidestined, but everything turned out fine.
"Hey, do you guys remember how to play soccer?" asked Daisuke. The Punimon looked at each.
"I take that as a no. Lets go learn how too! … Again!" Daisuke headed off to find a field, with the Punimon following behind.
So, the rest of the Digidestined headed off with their group of Digimon, and Iori picked up Elecmon's dead body and lugged him into a nearby hut.
"I'm not dead…" Elecmon moaned again.
Ken stood in the kitchen, arguing with himself over what to make. He finally decided on eggs. The oven was turned on, and a large pan was set on one of the burners.
Ken grabbed an egg and prepared to break it open, but it stared shaking. Seconds later it broke open and a Yuramon popped out. He screamed and dropped the eggshell.
Hikari sat on a bench beside the playground. Her group of Botamons were playing on the playground, and not one of them had been hurt yet. It was too nice of a day to get hurt, anyways.
The door about 10 feet from the playground flew open, and Ken emerged from it. He looked around a bit, then headed over towards Hikari.
"Can you go find some potatoes or something that I can cook? I was making eggs but a fresh Digimon popped out of one of them!"
Hikari thought about it for a long minute, and then nodded her head. Standing up, she yelled to the Botamon on the playground,
"Alright! We're going to dig up some potatoes!" the Botamon looked at her, and then muttered something.
"Go get some garden tools and a wheelbarrow, because we need a lot of them to feed everyone," and so, Hikari and he merry group of Botamon gathered up gardening tools and headed off to find a potato patch. Ken smiled and left to find a really big potato peeler.
Iori sat in one of the little huts with Elecmon's dead body. He sighed and shook his head.
"Now that Elecmon is dead, we'll have to plan a funeral…" he said quietly.
"I'm not dead…" moaned Elecmon.
"I wonder who we should
invite? Did Elecmon have any friends of
family?"
"I'm not dead…" Elecmon moaned again. It seemed as if no matter how loud he said it no one could hear him.
"… Elecmon! Your not dead!" Iori yelled happily. He jumped up and hugged Elecmon tightly.
"… I think I will be now…" Elecmon gasped, trying to breathe.
Back with Hikari and the Botamon, they had been walking for about 10 minutes when they came across a giant potato patch.
"Well what are the chances of that?" Hikari asked, sarcastically.
The Botamon got right to work. They split into pairs and choose garden tools, while three Botamon pushed the wheelbarrow around. In the pairs, one Botamon dug and the other grabbed the potatoes that they dug up. It was quite a good plan, actually. Not long after they had filled the wheelbarrow and those who weren't needed to help push it carried potatoes of their own.
They arrived back in Primary Village, dumped the potatoes in the kitchen, and then headed off to play on the playground again. Ken set straight to work and began peeling the potatoes.
An hour later the potatoes were peeled, cooked, and ready to eat. Ken stepped out of the kitchen holding a megaphone. He raised it to his mouth and took a deep breath,
"BREAKFAST!" he yelled. Seconds later there was a long lineup consisting of Botamon, Punimon, Poyomon, Yuramon, and the Digidestined. Oh, and Iori and Elecmon were there too.
"Elecmon! You're not dead!" Miyako cried happily.
"Well, I've been tryin' to tell
ya…"
Dishes were handed out and the potatoes were eaten. Everyone agreed that Ken made great potatoes.
After breakfast, all the fresh Digimon headed off to the playground. Ken's eyes opened wide as he looked at the massive pile of dishes.
"Do I have to wash all of these by myself?" he asked, awestruck.
"Yep!" yelled Daisuke, as he and the other Digidestined ran off to gather up their groups.
"Darn!" Ken said as he began to fill the sink with water.
Miyako sat on a chair before he group of Yuramon, holding a book.
"OK! Now I'm going to read you guys a story! It's called, 'But no Elephants!'" Miyako opened the book and began to read.
By the end of the book and the Yuramon had fallen asleep on the ground.
"Awww…" cooed Miyako, as she looked at the sleeping fresh Digimon.
"Are we ready to go?" asked Takeru. The group of Poyomon cheered. They were going to go on a hike up a nearby mountain. Four Poyomon held the first aid bag and the others walked in pairs behind Takeru.
"Now everyone, be careful not to fall off. If one of you falls off, the other one should start screaming. If you both fall off, they Poyomon behind you should start screaming. And if I fall off, everyone start screaming." The Poyomon nodded and they began heading up the mountain.
About halfway up, a scream was heard. Takeru whipped around and saw one of the Poyomon sliding down the mountain.
"Nooo!" he cried, as he dived towards it. Being heaver, Takeru slid a little faster and soon caught up with the Poyomon. He grabbed onto and held it above his head as they both went flying down the mountain.
Finally, they slowed to a halt. Takeru lay on his back, holding the Poyomon above his head. He was all scratched up, but the Poyomon looked fine.
"Are you OK?" Takeru breathed. It looked at him for a few minutes before it started bawling.
"It's OK, your fine…" cooed Takeru, as he hugged the Poyomon. After a few minutes it calmed down, and the group headed back down the mountain, Takeru limping because of all the scratches he'd received.
Ken had finished making a giant bowl of mashed potatoes a while ago, and he was about to wash the last dish. He washed it, then dried it.
"Finally! Done!" Ken turned and was about to sit down when the room was filled with fresh Digimon and Digidestined. The dishes were dirtied again, and Ken sighed as he began to wash them.
"Alright everyone!" Hikari yelled, "Time for your naps!" the fresh Digimon toppled over and instantly fell asleep.
"Aww…" cooed Daisuke, "They're so cute when they sleep…" Takeru came limping over.
"What happened?" whispered Miyako, careful not to wake the sleeping Digimon.
"A Poyomon fell off the mountain
and I dived to catch it, then we went sliding down the side," Takeru whispered
back.
Three hours and 6 games of poker later, one of the Yuramon woke up. It began crying, and that started a chain
reaction.
"Gah! My ears!" cried Takeru, as he covered his ears to protect them from the loud noise. The Digidestined did the same.
"How do we calm them down?" yelled Hikari. Miyako removed one hand form he ear to snap her fingers.
"Candy!" she yelled. The fresh Digimon stopped crying and looked at her hopefully.
"…Alright!" yelled Daisuke, "lets go train some more for soccer!" he headed off in the direction of the soccer field they had found, with the Punimon following close behind.
"To the playground!" yelled Miyako. Her and the Yuramon thundered off to the playground. Hikari took her group to go for a swim in the nearby lake, and Takeru flopped down on a bench and let the Poyomon do what they wanted too.
Iori sat in a chair across from Elecmon. Elecmon was reading him the dictionary. He said it was 'very educational for the youngsters of today.' Iori said it was 'boring.'
"Accepted: generally approved; conventional…"
Finally, the day was over and it was time for the Digidestined to head home.
"Who's going to stay with the baby Digimon and Elecmon?" Iori asked. He had cringed when he said 'Elecmon.'
"Well, I guess I will," said Miyako.
"And I'll call your mom and tell her your staying at my house for the night!" Hikari stated. So, the Digidestined headed home.
"Hello… Oh, hello Mrs. Inoue… no, this isn't Mimi. This is Hikari… no, I haven't seen your dog, umm, Miyako is staying over at my house tonight, is that alright? … OK, good… Goodbye!" Hikari hung up the phone. She quickly changed into her pajamas and flopped into bed, preparing for another hard day of work tomorrow.
There's part 2. Whew! Hee hee… that rhymed. Uh… this
was meant to be longer, but I got bored of it. Expect part 3 sometime in the next week.
Special Announcement: I'm still
looking for a song that could be used in part two of 'American Psycho'. If you know a song that I could use, please
send me a link to the lyrics, and possibly the actual song.
Special Announcement 2: From now
on, special announcement two will be random Digimon babblings of mine. Today, a dream I once had:
Daisuke, some other guy, and I were in a band. We lived in a trailer beside a big field of
yellow flowers. Then, Daisuke and I
hopped into this van and it didn't even move, but when we got out we were
inside a mall. We started to run around
and bug people, but a fat lady started chasing us. We told these people at a jewelry store about her, and they went
to stop her. Then Daisuke and I stole
all the jewelry, and I woke up.
Brought to you by:Big Fat Elephant Who Can't Spell
Co. The less you care, the more
annoying we become!