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Darkness and Brightness
Chapter 3 - "Dual Package and a Nosebleed"
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****ATTENTION READERS: Since I can't decide on whether to stick with my vow and make this an almost entirely serious and drama-styled fan fiction or whether to make these two following chapters a big lumbering(well, graceful too J)joke, I am going to write TWO, repeat, TWO(!!!!) versions of this Chapter!! Hopefully, they will be coordinated enough so that Chapter Four will be suitable for both versions. Well, I'll just shuppo my rambling now. Enjoy! -TBOtaku
"DIE, EVIL MAKO SCUM!!! YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" Yuffie pounced from the bed and kicked a big hole in the wall. "Oh, ouch. Whuh!? Where am I? And why am I wearing a ridiculous kimono of the type that I swore off of after beating my father into submission?" Yuffie removed her foot from the unfortunate wall and looked around. "Hey! I remember this room! But from where? I don't think any of the people I know are this rich…?" Yuffie started pacing the room, and then noticed something.
"……..OH MY GOD I AM NEKKID UNDER THIS FREAKING KIMONO!!!!!!!! WHY AM I NAKED WHO UNDRESSED ME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH~~!!!!!!!!!!"
Vincent Valentine was pouring a glass of water when a loud explosion shook the foundations of his house. The glass of water promptly tipped over and spilled onto his frontal pant area.
"…"
He started up the stairs in fear.
Meanwhile, Yuffie had calmed down a bit and was feeling more normal again. "Oh, gross. I am seriously dirty; I think my smell might be making Sephiroth gag from the other dimension." Exploring a bit, Yuffie found a bathroom and, after marveling at the marble bathtub, turned the water on hot. She stuck the plug in and began to shrug off the kimono, wincing as her body reminded her of the injuries she had been inflicted with. Stepping into the tub, the young woman sighed in relief as the steamy bath water relaxed her taut muscles. Yuffie splashed around a bit with her feet and started to shampoo her hair, singing a Wutaian children's song softly. Good thing I remembered to lock the door, She thought. Otherwise just anybody could walk in.
Vincent was walking up the stairs when he heard water running. That's strange; I must have turned it on and forgot about it. He strode down the hallway to the bathroom door and tried to open the door. Turning the knob harder in mild frustration, he reached into his pocket and took a small shiny object out. I wonder why the door is locked? he thought. It's a good thing that I have a master key so that I can just walk in. I hate kicking doors down. The man proceeded to unlock the door…
Yuffie(still in the tub): Uh, oh…What's that grinding noise?
Vincent(still trying to unlock the door): Uh, oh…What's that splashing noise?
Vincent Valentine opened-Yuffie Kisaragi stepped out of the tub-the door.
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Yuffie placed a cool cloth on his forehead. "Don't worry, Vincent; I'm sure the blood will stop flowing soon." Vincent could only nod and pinch his nose. "Now tilt your head back, mister, or things are gonna get pretty damn messy!" She scolded.
"…Denk you for nod ober-reactig, Yuffie."
"Oh. Well, you're welcome." Yuffie paused. "Vincent, do you have a chronic bleeding problem?"
Vincent(embarrassed aka showing no emotion whatsoever): "Whad? Oh. Yes, I suppose I do."
Yuffie patted the cloth and sat down next to him. "No, Vincent, I should be thanking you. For saving my life out there. But I still don't know where I am or why I'm here…?" The ninja girl set a probing eye on her bleeding savior.
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(It's 7/24/2001 5:20 PM EDT right now, and after several breaks to chat with friends on AIM and Mirc,(hehe ^^;; I know I should have been writing the fan fiction)I have decided to give you readers something to READ(!!!!)and just post this half donechapter up! Please e-mail me at animefane1@hotmail.com if you want me to tell you when it's done(soon, I hope!! :D)! Arigato gozaimasu for your patience, mina-san~!! :D - TBOtaku)
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Darkness and Brightness
Chapter 3 - "Dual Package and a Nosebleed"
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****ATTENTION READERS: Since I can't decide on whether to stick with my vow and make this an almost entirely serious and drama-styled fan fiction or whether to make these two following chapters a big lumbering(well, graceful too J)joke, I am going to write TWO, repeat, TWO(!!!!) versions of this Chapter!! Hopefully, they will be coordinated enough so that Chapter Four will be suitable for both versions. Well, I'll just shuppo my rambling now. Enjoy! -TBOtaku
"DIE, EVIL MAKO SCUM!!! YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" Yuffie pounced from the bed and kicked a big hole in the wall. "Oh, ouch. Whuh!? Where am I? And why am I wearing a ridiculous kimono of the type that I swore off of after beating my father into submission?" Yuffie removed her foot from the unfortunate wall and looked around. "Hey! I remember this room! But from where? I don't think any of the people I know are this rich…?" Yuffie started pacing the room, and then noticed something.
"……..OH MY GOD I AM NEKKID UNDER THIS FREAKING KIMONO!!!!!!!! WHY AM I NAKED WHO UNDRESSED ME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH~~!!!!!!!!!!"
Vincent Valentine was pouring a glass of water when a loud explosion shook the foundations of his house. The glass of water promptly tipped over and spilled onto his frontal pant area.
"…"
He started up the stairs in fear.
Meanwhile, Yuffie had calmed down a bit and was feeling more normal again. "Oh, gross. I am seriously dirty; I think my smell might be making Sephiroth gag from the other dimension." Exploring a bit, Yuffie found a bathroom and, after marveling at the marble bathtub, turned the water on hot. She stuck the plug in and began to shrug off the kimono, wincing as her body reminded her of the injuries she had been inflicted with. Stepping into the tub, the young woman sighed in relief as the steamy bath water relaxed her taut muscles. Yuffie splashed around a bit with her feet and started to shampoo her hair, singing a Wutaian children's song softly. Good thing I remembered to lock the door, She thought. Otherwise just anybody could walk in.
Vincent was walking up the stairs when he heard water running. That's strange; I must have turned it on and forgot about it. He strode down the hallway to the bathroom door and tried to open the door. Turning the knob harder in mild frustration, he reached into his pocket and took a small shiny object out. I wonder why the door is locked? he thought. It's a good thing that I have a master key so that I can just walk in. I hate kicking doors down. The man proceeded to unlock the door…
Yuffie(still in the tub): Uh, oh…What's that grinding noise?
Vincent(still trying to unlock the door): Uh, oh…What's that splashing noise?
Vincent Valentine opened-Yuffie Kisaragi stepped out of the tub-the door.
* * *
Yuffie placed a cool cloth on his forehead. "Don't worry, Vincent; I'm sure the blood will stop flowing soon." Vincent could only nod and pinch his nose. "Now tilt your head back, mister, or things are gonna get pretty damn messy!" She scolded.
"…Denk you for nod ober-reactig, Yuffie."
"Oh. Well, you're welcome." Yuffie paused. "Vincent, do you have a chronic bleeding problem?"
Vincent(embarrassed aka showing no emotion whatsoever): "Whad? Oh. Yes, I suppose I do."
Yuffie patted the cloth and sat down next to him. "No, Vincent, I should be thanking you. For saving my life out there. But I still don't know where I am or why I'm here…?" The ninja girl set a probing eye on her bleeding savior.
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(It's 7/24/2001 5:20 PM EDT right now, and after several breaks to chat with friends on AIM and Mirc,(hehe ^^;; I know I should have been writing the fan fiction)I have decided to give you readers something to READ(!!!!)and just post this half donechapter up! Please e-mail me at animefane1@hotmail.com if you want me to tell you when it's done(soon, I hope!! :D)! Arigato gozaimasu for your patience, mina-san~!! :D - TBOtaku)
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