Guiding My Cousin Through AnimeLand
by Yami-chan (who else would write something like this?)
Archive Rights: I'll hold my breath and wait for you to ask. You ask, you'll most likely get.
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::We see that our *cough* beloved author Yami-chan is sitting at her computer typing away like a diligent little chipmunk... er, author::
Yami-chan: I... need... sleep! ::passes out::
Wayne and Garth: ::break into her house:: Doodily-doo! Doodily-doo!
::That little wavy thing that means a dream sequence happens and we enter Yami-chan's head::
Amelia: Scary!
Yami-chan: It's not that bad!
Zelgadis: What's that black stuff in the corner?
Yami-chan: What, that? ::points to sticky black stuff:: Nothing.
Zelgadis: (shocked) Is that bong residue?!
Yami-chan: No! ::smacks Zelgadis with her slipper::
::Suddenly a boy a little bit younger than Yami-chan (let's just call her Y.C.) shows up.::
Q.T.: Um, where the hell am I?
Y.C.: Q.T.-chan?
Q.T.: Yami? Oh shit. ::looks at the person writing this:: Why do you torment me so?
Big Writing Hand: I don't, really.
Q.T.: Then why do you stick me in these scary fics?
B.W.H.: Because it's amusing.
Q.T.: I hate my life.
Y.C.: I thought I was the center of this story.
Q.T.: Wait, let's look to see who's the center. ::scrolls up to the title:: I think we both are. 'Guiding My Cousin Through AnimeLand' generally implies that both of us are starring.
Pepper: Would you just fucking get on with the story?!
Y.C.: (addressing B.W.H.) Why is she in my dream?
B.W.H.: I... don't... know. ::runs away quickly::
Pepper: Back to the matter at hand. Yami, you-
::Suddenly a large group of midgets break in on the scene, which we see is a miniature town::
Y.C.: Oh shite. I've seen this before.
Lots Of Midgets: Follow the Badly Drawn Road! Follow the Badly Drawn-
Y.C.: Hey! You're not really midgets! ::pulls mask off a midget:: Shite! It's... it's... it's a chibi! ::runs screaming::
First Chibi: Poo-doo.
Q.T.: You DO realize that my cousin is scared as all hell of Chibi's, right?
Second Chibi: Yes.
Y.C.: ::runs back, still screaming.:: AAAAH!! THEY'RE CHIBI'S!!!
Q.T.: ::grabs Yami and covers her mouth:: Yami, it's okay. They're nice chibi's. ::looks at First Chibi:: Right?
F.C.: Right.
Y.C.: Oh. Okay. How did we get here?
::Everyone stops and looks around while the 'Jeopardy' music plays::
F.C.: Hell if I know.
Q.T.: Hey, aren't we supposed to have an annoying little dog following us?
Y.C.: Good question. Oh! I have the answer!
::we hear the 'Gobu the land shark' theme come on and Gobu pops up into the Chibi Village, swallowing a couple as he goes along::
Q.T.: That's our substitute for Toto?
Gobu: Do you WANT to be eaten?
Q.T.: ::sweatdrops:: This is going nowhere.
Y.C.: Hey, what about the wit-
::An evil dude flies down from the sky::
Evil Dude: You killed my little brother!
Everyone but Q.T.: AAAHHH!!!! SABAN!!!!!
A/N: I'm sorry, but Saban's killed all the anime's he's ever touched!
Q.T.: Who's Saban?
Y.C.: He's the epitome of evil. Let's get out of here.
::They Leave the Chibi Village::
Chibi's: Follow the Badly Drawn road, Follow the Badly Drawn road...
Yami: That was really fuckin' creepy.
QT: I know. ::shudders::
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Alright, that's technically the first installment. r/r if you want more, baby!
by Yami-chan (who else would write something like this?)
Archive Rights: I'll hold my breath and wait for you to ask. You ask, you'll most likely get.
______________________________________________________________________________
::We see that our *cough* beloved author Yami-chan is sitting at her computer typing away like a diligent little chipmunk... er, author::
Yami-chan: I... need... sleep! ::passes out::
Wayne and Garth: ::break into her house:: Doodily-doo! Doodily-doo!
::That little wavy thing that means a dream sequence happens and we enter Yami-chan's head::
Amelia: Scary!
Yami-chan: It's not that bad!
Zelgadis: What's that black stuff in the corner?
Yami-chan: What, that? ::points to sticky black stuff:: Nothing.
Zelgadis: (shocked) Is that bong residue?!
Yami-chan: No! ::smacks Zelgadis with her slipper::
::Suddenly a boy a little bit younger than Yami-chan (let's just call her Y.C.) shows up.::
Q.T.: Um, where the hell am I?
Y.C.: Q.T.-chan?
Q.T.: Yami? Oh shit. ::looks at the person writing this:: Why do you torment me so?
Big Writing Hand: I don't, really.
Q.T.: Then why do you stick me in these scary fics?
B.W.H.: Because it's amusing.
Q.T.: I hate my life.
Y.C.: I thought I was the center of this story.
Q.T.: Wait, let's look to see who's the center. ::scrolls up to the title:: I think we both are. 'Guiding My Cousin Through AnimeLand' generally implies that both of us are starring.
Pepper: Would you just fucking get on with the story?!
Y.C.: (addressing B.W.H.) Why is she in my dream?
B.W.H.: I... don't... know. ::runs away quickly::
Pepper: Back to the matter at hand. Yami, you-
::Suddenly a large group of midgets break in on the scene, which we see is a miniature town::
Y.C.: Oh shite. I've seen this before.
Lots Of Midgets: Follow the Badly Drawn Road! Follow the Badly Drawn-
Y.C.: Hey! You're not really midgets! ::pulls mask off a midget:: Shite! It's... it's... it's a chibi! ::runs screaming::
First Chibi: Poo-doo.
Q.T.: You DO realize that my cousin is scared as all hell of Chibi's, right?
Second Chibi: Yes.
Y.C.: ::runs back, still screaming.:: AAAAH!! THEY'RE CHIBI'S!!!
Q.T.: ::grabs Yami and covers her mouth:: Yami, it's okay. They're nice chibi's. ::looks at First Chibi:: Right?
F.C.: Right.
Y.C.: Oh. Okay. How did we get here?
::Everyone stops and looks around while the 'Jeopardy' music plays::
F.C.: Hell if I know.
Q.T.: Hey, aren't we supposed to have an annoying little dog following us?
Y.C.: Good question. Oh! I have the answer!
::we hear the 'Gobu the land shark' theme come on and Gobu pops up into the Chibi Village, swallowing a couple as he goes along::
Q.T.: That's our substitute for Toto?
Gobu: Do you WANT to be eaten?
Q.T.: ::sweatdrops:: This is going nowhere.
Y.C.: Hey, what about the wit-
::An evil dude flies down from the sky::
Evil Dude: You killed my little brother!
Everyone but Q.T.: AAAHHH!!!! SABAN!!!!!
A/N: I'm sorry, but Saban's killed all the anime's he's ever touched!
Q.T.: Who's Saban?
Y.C.: He's the epitome of evil. Let's get out of here.
::They Leave the Chibi Village::
Chibi's: Follow the Badly Drawn road, Follow the Badly Drawn road...
Yami: That was really fuckin' creepy.
QT: I know. ::shudders::
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Alright, that's technically the first installment. r/r if you want more, baby!