YC: And once we get to Jaded City, how am I going to get back to my Jackie Chan dreams?

Everyone: ::stares at her::

YC: This is my head, so I might as well be honest, right?

Lina: Um.... okay. Anyway, once we get there, we have to talk to the Wizard-

QT: So there's at least one thing that doesn't differ from the movie!

Lina: Um.. yeah. Sure.

Kakashi: Then let's... um... do the thing where we're not staying!

Gobu: Go?

Kakashi: Yeah!

Lina: You know, you remind me of someone I know...

Kakashi: I do?

Lina: Yes, you do. ::smacks him upside the head:: Jellyfish brains!

Kakashi: Owies.

YC: Let's go!

Everyone: Yeah!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
10 minutes later....

YC: Hey, where are we?

QT: It looks like a forest.

Lina: Yeah, this is the Enchanted Forest.

QT: Enchanted? This won't end well.

Gobu: Hey! What's that?

::they walk up to see a guy just standing with a sword in his hands::

YC: Hey, Zelgadis!

Zelgadis: Hi. ::just stands still::

Lina: Um, why are you just standing there?

Zelgadis: Grown... over... with... barnacles.

QT: Y'know, he's right.

Zelgadis: Duh.

Lina: Fireball!!!

Zelgadis: (still smoking slightly) Thank ::cough:: you ::cough::

YC: Zelgadis, my name is Yami-chan and I'd like to say that-

Zelgadis: You're my biggest fan?

YC: No, you're still on fire. ::points to his arm::

Zelgadis: Thank you. ::falls to the ground and starts rolling around::

QT: He's kind of weird.

Lina: Tell me about it.

Zelgadis: ::gets back up and smiles::

YC: Hey, want to travel with us?

Zelgadis: Where are you going?

Kakashi: The... city of... druggies, I think.

QT: Jaded City.

Kakashi: That's it!

Lina: ::smacks Kakashi upside the head::

Zelgadis: Why the hell not? I can ask the Wizard for my cure.

YC: Yay! ::does her happy squirrel dance*:: We have another person that wants to travel with us!

Kakashi: (to Zelgadis) You want a cure? I want a brain!

Zelgadis: I can see why.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*My happy squirrel dance- think a drunk Michael Flatley. This is generally one I save for while I'm in public with my family. That way, they pretend they don't know me and I get to spend all the time away from them.