Xellos: So, Yami-chan dear, why exactly ARE you wearing that bunny suit?
YC: I'm being forced to. It's magical.
Xellos: Well, that's fine. I think you look cute in it.
YC: Really? ::blushes::
Xellos: Yes, really.
QT: Hey, lovebirds, it's getting dark.
Kakashi: It's getting dark?
QT: Yeah. This didn't happen in the movie.
YC: Yeah, and exactly WHY am I still asleep?
Lina: That's a good question. How long do you sleep?
YC: Oh shit! I forgot! I've got a cold!
Zel: Then that means....
Everyone: She's going to be asleep for 24 hours!!!
YC: Noooo!!!
Kakashi: Maybe we should make a camp.
Zel: That's actually a good idea.
Lina: Alright, there's a clearing up ahead next to the road. I'll make the fire, Zel, you and Amelia and Q-chan get wood, Yami and Xellos get food.
YC: I have food. After all, I'm the one dreaming this and I can pop anything in.
Amelia: Then why do we have to get wood?
YC: Because I'm lazy, awake or asleep.
QT: Whatever. Hey, we're here.
::The group splits up and Yami-chan and Xellos get comfortable next to a tree::
Xellos: So, why do you want to get out of this place so bad?
YC: I don't know. I guess because it's weird.
Xellos: It's not THAT bad.
YC: There are chibis everywhere. Yes it is.
Xellos: Come on. Chibis aren't that bad.
YC: Chibi Sylphiels?
Xellos: Okay. Point taken.
YC: Why do you want to go to the Jaded City?
Xellos: Because I've read Jaded.
YC: What-
Xellos: ::Kisses Yami::
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Meanwhile...
QT: Hey, I think we've got enough.
Amelia: Yeah, it looks that way.
Zel: Let's go back then. L-sama only knows what's going on back at camp.
::They head back to camp only to find Lina already asleep::
Zel: (to author) That's unlikely.
BWH: Hey! I had to make this work! I want a nookie scene with Yami and Xellos!
Amelia: What does that me-
::They look over to see Xellos and Yami making out::
QT: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
::All three turn around and barf::
YC: Hey!
Xellos: The mood's gone. Sorry. ::gets off her and goes to fall asleep::
YC: ::throws slipper at Xellos:: Damn you!
Filia: ::pops up:: He's a namagomi, I tell you.
YC: I see your point.
::Filia and Yami-chan go off to talk about Xellos::
Zel: I'm starting to wonder why Gourry hasn't shown up yet.
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Hahaha! I had to make a scene for me and Xellos. I'm THAT obsessed!