Xellos: Yami-kun, my love, what's wrong?

::He shakes her. She stays asleep::

Xellos: Sweetie, please wake up!

Voice From Outside The Door: Jenny, what's going on in there?

Xellos: Who's Jenny?

VFOTD: ::bursts in. It's Yami's mom::

YM: Who are you?

Xellos: I'm Yami-chan's fiance. Who are you?

YM: I'm her mother.

Xellos: Then her real name is- ::smiles to himself::

YM: Fiance? Since when?

Xellos: Since today. Why? Got something to say about it?

YM: Yes, she's fifteen. It's illegal.

Xellos: Really? She's that old already?

YM: What do you mean that old already?

Xellos: I mean I thought she was still fourteen.

YM: ::looks at calendar:: Yeah, I know, but she told me to tell everyone she was fifteen cause it's only a month until she is.

Xellos: Well, I'm sorry, but in my realm, when you're this age, you're supposed to be married.

YM: Your realm? What does that mean?

Xellos: The place I'm from. Duh.

YM: Wait, I'm confused. Why don't we talk about this over some tea.

Xellos: You remind me of a less violent version of a person I know.

YM: Really?

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Just thought I'd check in on Xel-kun