::We enter a room and see that it is lit in the same fashion as the disclaimer, with the author, Yami-chan, sitting on a dark red couch and holding a wine glass filled with Kool-Aid::
Yami-chan: Hello, loyal reader, and welcome to the standard issue apology and explanation as to what the hell I'm doing adding the character Gloria. ::gets up and moves to a mantel with a puny fire underneath::
Yami-chan: These are pictures of the school production of the Wizard of Oz. ::points to several different pictures::
Yami-chan: Nice, no?
Pepper: ::enters room and turns on the lights:: What are you doing?
Yami-chan: Making an apology and explanation.
Pepper: Oh. Well, I need this room for the party I'm having.
Yami-chan: What party? This is my laundry room.
Pepper: Yes, well, I'm sorry. I invited some other muses over, and we're having a party.
Yami-chan: Can you leave? Oh, and turn the light off, I'm trying to go for some bloomin' credibility here.
Pepper: Fine. Just be out soon. I don't want you around when Stephen gets here.
Yami-chan: Stephen? What's that, a boyfriend?
Pepper: ::blushes:: No. ::slams the door on her way out::
Yami-chan: ::turns the light off:: Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes, our school's production of The Wizard of Oz. It was amazing, not based on the movie very much. Well, when I was working in it (for a small amount of time), I learned that there were three versions of the play. ::holds up three bible-sized scripts::
Yami-chan: In any case, we were doing a version with Gloria, the mayor's daughter, in it. I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz, ever, but I've seen the play. I haven't read the book, but I've got my mom's remembering the movie and the play to base this on.
::she pours more cherry Kool-Aid into the wine glass::
Yami-chan: Anyway, I asked my mum if I had missed any part of the movie in my parody, and she informed me that I had. I missed them killing the blinkin' witch! So, I'm turning it almost completely over to play-verse. Thank you, and I hope you understand now why I-
Pepper: ::barges in and turns on light:: I thought I told you to be out in ten minutes!
Yami-chan: It's been ten minutes?
Pepper: Yes! Stephen will be here any minute! Now go!
Yami-chan: Alright, alright. Where am I going to go in this getup, though? ::gestures to her blue pajamas::
Pepper: I don't care. Why don't you visit Eric?
Yami-chan: ::blushes:: Not likely. I'll be in my room. ::walks out::
Pepper: I wouldn't do tha-
Yami-chan: Why is there a keg in my room?!
Pepper: Oh well. ::blows out candles and turns out light::
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