"Talk
you ^%(*%%#%*&(&(*^&^^%!!!!!"
There
was immediately a moment of silence.
"I
am not going to tell you anything." A voice broke the silent atmosphere.
"Why
you…" Barret murmured and point his gun-arm at a Shinra soldier's forehead.
"You
won't kill me. If you do you won't get anything." The soldiers said.
"Argggg!!!!!!
I am gonna wack yer &%^(% you $%**^&*%^!!!!!" Barret shouted
uncontrollably. He had been interrogating the Shinra soldier that lead them
into the trap back in Midgar for two hours and he can't get anything out of
him.
"No
use doing that. He not talking. No matter what." Reno said from behind Barret.
Reno walked slowly towards the soldier.
"We
could try using a fryer." Reno pulled out his nightstick from his coat and
turned it on.
"No
point doing that. I am blessed with a spell that gives me no pain. You are not
getting anything out of me still." The soldier said.
"We
haven't tried yet, had we?" Reno smirked and attempted to thrust the nightstick
into the soldier's chest.
"Wait!
Let me try!" Cait Sith suddenly came hopping in.
"I
don't think you can handle the fryer." Reno replied.
"No.
I mean I can get information out of him without frying him." Cait Sith said.
"How?"
Barret asked.
"All
of you, go out." Cait Sith said out loud.
"Why?"
Barret and Reno asked.
"Just
go out for a cup of tea, will ya?" Cait Sith continued.
Barret
and Reno looked at each other. They wondered what Cait Sith would do. Cait Sith
was once a spy, he could probably be a spy again.
"Why
should we trust you?" Reno asked.
"Because
you just have to. Well?" Cait Sith asked back.
"Let's
go. But no tricks."
Reno
said and walked out with Barret. Cait Sith watched at them as they left Cait
Sith and the soldier.
"What
can you do? Hit me? Stomp me? Tickle me? None of that will work!" the soldier
said.
"I
just wanted to play some cards with you. Blackjack?" Cait Sith took out a deck
of cards.
The
soldier looked at him curiously. He didn't understand a thing.
"Not
interested? What about poker?" Cait Sith asked. The soldier just kept quiet.
"Rummy
gin? Solitaire?" Cait Sith asked some more.
"I
am not interested in cards, okay?" the soldier answered.
"Then
you should be interested in your fortune, right? Let's see…the day you will die
is…" Cait Sith doing his familiar fortune telling move again. The soldier just
looked at him. He still hadn't understand anything yet.
"That's
funny. I heard something said…tomorrow." Cait Sith said.
"That's
crap, right?" the soldier asked.
"How
can you say that? I know palmistry too. Let me take a look at your palm." Cait
Sith took a look at the soldier's tied hands.
"I
don't believe in crap like this okay?!" the soldier started getting annoyed.
"I
once knew a friend that don't believe in thing like these and the second day…"
Cait Sith continued.
"Will
you just shut up and leave me alone?!!" the soldier shouted.
"Bored
eh? Hey! I acted in the gold saucer's stage show once, let me show you my
acting!" Cait Sith said and started dancing and singing around the soldier. He
then took out megaphone and sing like hyena with a really bad sore throat.
The
soldier finally understood. He wasn't being tortured physically. He was being
tortured mentally! He kept on seeing Cait Sith circling round and round him
singing the most unbelievable pathetic music again and again. It sounded like
those ultrasonic waves that enter the ear and keep on circulating your brain.
Circulating again and again and....
"Roses
are red, violets are blues…wooo…wooo…yea…yea…"
The
soldier started sweating so much and it soaked the back of his uniform. He
can't stand a sicko kept on annoying him.
"I
won't spill the beans…won't spill the beans…" the soldier mumbled again and
again.
"Hmmm….hmmm….
baked beans are good to eat…but you can slip if it's under your feet…"
The
soldier looked as he just walked right into hell. He was so sick of Cait Sith's
dancing and singing and he looked like he could throw up anytime.
"Arggg!!!!!!!!
I will talk!!! I will talk!!! Someone come in and bring this sicko outta
here!!!!" The soldier shouted uncontrollably.
Two
men rushed into the room immediately. It was Reno and Barret. They didn't left.
All the time they were eavesdropping.
"You
serious?" Reno asked.
"Only
if you promise me you will never let me listen to that sicko singing again!"
The soldier begged to Reno.
"Wow.
You should join the turks, you know?" Reno told Cait Sith. Cait Sith just sat
down on the floor and started keeping his cards.
"Who
is the leader?" Reno interrogated the soldier that almost went crazy.
"I
don't know." The soldier replied.
"Are
you playing tricks here?" Reno said and cracked his knuckles.
"No.
I hadn't seen the leader before. The leader isn't with the army. He is
controlling the army from far." The soldier answered.
"Then
where is he?" Reno asked.
"I
don't know! I really don't! Hey, I am just a soldier who lost my job after the
fall of Shinra and I became a mercenary who take any job that pay good money, I
won't care who and where the leader is, all I know is they are a bunch of
freaks." The soldier defended himself calmly.
"Freaks?"
Cait Sith asked curiously.
"Yea,
freaks! All of them looked like they have no feelings or emotions. They looked
like walking corpses all day long and they won't eat, sleep, have fun or
anything we people do. All they do is practice their magic spells and trust me,
they are the perfect fighting force." The soldier replied.
"What
are their weak points?" Reno continued asking.
"As
far as I know, they are weak against melee attack." The soldier answered
firmly.
"We
know that already. What else?" Barret asked.
"Listen
kid, if you don't tell us their weaknesses I will let Cait Sith haunt you for
the rest of your life, is that clear?" Reno threatened.
"No!
Don't! I told you two everything I knew! I swear!" the soldier shouted and
struggled.
"Nothing
else useful left in this guy. Let him rot here." Reno said and walked towards
the door with Barret.
"Wait!
I have one question. How come they always get to kill our leader?" Cait Sith
asked and made Reno and Barret stopped.
"Well,
as far as I know, they have some sort of telepathic communication skills. When
one of them spotted the leader, he will contact the others and give them the
location of the leader. After that, the others will immediately seek and kill
the leader." The soldier answered.
"I
see…That's how Michael and Joseph got killed so early!" Cait Sith shouted out.
Reno and Barret slowly walked out of the room.
"Anything
else? I wanted to be alone for a while." The soldier pleaded.
"You
want to be alone? Sure! Why not? But you looked so bored, maybe I should cheer
you up a little. Here, pick a card. It will tell you whether or not you will be
killed by the ancient soldiers." Cait Sith said and pulled out a deck of cards.
"No…not
again…" the soldier looked at Cait Sith will a shocked expression.
"Not
interested? Do you wanted to listen to my theme song? I wrote it myself you
know!" Cait Sith pulled out his megaphone and started singing.
A
loud cry was heard from inside. Reno and Barret covered their ears and ran off
into the hallway.
"I
never thought that Cait Sith can torture others with his singing?!" Reno
shouted at Barret that is covering his ears.
"Me
neither! Do me a favor! Never, ever let that cat sing in public!" Barret
shouted and ran off like the wind with Reno.