Gloria: Alright, here he is, the Wizard.
YC: Finally! After 32 chapters, we've found the Wizard!
Everybody: ::stares at her awkwardly::
YC: Why does everyone find it so funny to stare at me.
::Collective shrug::
YC: Let's go in. ::pushes open door::
::Big head pops up::
Big Head: What do you wish of the Wizard of AnimeLand?
YC: Wow. It's been awhile since I used that word.
BH: What is your business?
YC: I want to return to my normal dreams!
QT: And I want my reality back!
Zelgadis: I want a cure.
Kakashi: ::walks in:: Hey guys, I heard that we were shooting meeting the Wiz- ::looks at reader:: Oh, um, I want a thinking... thingy!
Gobu: ::swimmy-thingies in:: A brain?
Kakashi: Yeah!
Gobu: And I want... wait, I never had a request! What a rip.
Amelia: I want Heero Yui.
::Collective sweatdrop::
Lina: I want to find Gourry and just get out of here. By the way, why do you sound familiar?
BH: No reason.
Filia: I want a new mace!
Parn: I want Record of Lodoss War to be more popular!
::Another collective sweatdrop::
BH: You puny fools! You dare to waste my time!
YC: What do you do here without people like us? It can't be that entertaining.
BH: Well, actu- Hey! That's not the point!
QT: No, she's right. If we're so puny, who do you hang out with?
BH: Shut up! Foolish mortal!
Kakashi: Hey, is that just an adapted version of the Shakespeare line "What fools these mortals be?"
Everybody: ::stares at Kakashi in shock::
Lina: What... did you just say?
Kakashi: Hey, what DID I just say?
::collective facefault::
YC: That was scary for a minute.
QT: Yeah, my heart's just started beating again.
BH: What's the big deal?
Amelia: Wizard-san, if you knew Kakashi, you'd understand.
BH: Okaaay.
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