Guiding My Cousin Through AnimeLand

by Yami no Miko

This is basically a parody of The Wizard of Oz. Also a very much self-insertion. Please read, I guarantee that at least the disclaimer's funny.

34. Please Exit The House, Xellos

Xellos: I wonder what's taking so long.

YM: What was that?

Xel: Oh, nothing. ::looks at timer:: It's almost done, ma'am.

YM: Really? Well, time flies when you're baking with a friend, right?

Xel: Yeah. Say, do I have to wear this?

YM: You've worn worse.

Xel: How do you know that?

YM: Jenny has Slayers Next on tape, and I've seen the episode with the dolls. By the way, what did that kiss with-

Xel: Um, okay, ma'am. ::beeper goes off:: Well, I'd better be going now! My mast- er, mother, is calling me home!

YM: Zelas, right?

Xel: Dammit. Sometimes it sucks royal ass to have your daily life on video.

YM: I'll expect you back at eight for dinner, dear.

Xel: Alright. Thank you, ma'am. Tell Yami I love her when she wakes up.

YM: Can do!

Xel: Bye! ::teleports::

YM: Bye! ::waves:: That sure is a strange boy.

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