Disclaimer- you saw it in the first chapter...~.~;
*Before the show starts again.....*
Yuffie- OMFG!! OMG OMG OMG! Thanks for all the reveiws! Uhm...all except one.. MEANIE! I told you guys to be nice stoooopid! Damnit! WHAAAAAA!!!
Rufus- *sweatdrops* eh..heheh... that was just too harsh and mean..
*Onto the show*
Yuffie- *Sniffles* w-welcome back to..the weakest link...*mumbles a bit* I CAN'T DO THIS!! THAT GUY GOT ME ALL DEPRESSED NOW!! AHHHH!!!
Sephiroth aka Announcer- RUFUS! hug her damnit!!
Rufus- But I finally relized I died!!!
Tifa- *looks to rufus* NUH DUH!!
Aeris- *somewhere off stage* Shut the fuck up, dike!
Tifa- *blinks and stomps off stage, starting a catfight with Aeris* SLUT!
Rufus- I'm dead....I'm dead? *looks to yuffie whose crying* I'M DEAD AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!!?!?
Yuffie- I-I didn't w-want you to *sniffle* lose your c-cuteness like that...
Cid, Barret, Vinny (Vincent), & Nanaki- Aww....
Rufus- *sweatdrops and looks to the four other contestants* Wha?
Barret- Hug her ya foo'!
Nanaki- cold hearted one aren't you...
Rufus- *Blinks and points to himself* Me?!
Cid- WTF Damn right!
Vinny- ....as Yuffie would say....STOOOOPID
*Everyone blinks and looks to Vincent*
Vinny- *sweatdrops* Wha!? I can't say that?!
Yuffie- *runs over to Vinny and fwaps him over the head then folds her arms, pouting* ...
Vinny- Itai... *is knocked out*
*Reno is out with Rude, getting a drink*
Reno- Well it looks like the game isn't going anywhere...
Rude- ....
Reno- I know...but..didn't all of the turks die?
Rude- ....
Reno- Yeah is better not to think about that...
*back on the show*
Rufus- Okay Okay! I'll hug her...*slowly walks up to Yuffie, not wanting to get smacked or something* Gooood Yuffie...Gooood... *he quickly hugs her and blinks*
Yuffie- *blinks and turns red* YAY!!! *returns the hug and smacks him hard* That took you long enough!!
*A Vinny fan girl drags Vincent backstage and hide him in a closet, wanting him all to herself*
Yuffie- okay...back to the game...the Strongest link from the last round gets to go first! Which is Cid, there are only.. one... two... three...four players left!? WTH!? *shrugs* lets continue.... one minute and ten seconds on the clock... Cid, What id the capital of the U.S.
Cid- Where? WTF is the U.S.?!
Yuffie- That is inncorrect, the answer was Washington D.C., Dog-boy... what is the name of the group tha sang,'Bye Bye Bye'
Nanaki- erm....N'stink?
Yuffie- Correct...er..Barret...
Barret- BANK YA MUTHA' FUCKA'
~bank: $1000~
Yuffie- what is the number of playable characters in the game FF7, INCLUDE Sephy!
*in the background*
Hojo- Goooo Sephy! Thats my boy!
*back on stage*
Barret- erm..one...two...three...ahh fuck! 100!
Yuffie- That is incorrect, the answer is ten! Ruffy-boy, Who do you think I like the most in the game FF7?
Rufus-.....me?
Yuffie- CORECT!! ^_^ Cid..
Cid- Bank!
~Bank: $2000~
Yuffie- Cid... how does Trowa from Gundam Wing keep his hair like that!? (a/n- A question I would like to know!!!)
Cid- @#$@$!? I dunno!!
Yuffie- Neither do it.. Dog-boy, why do you keep refering that guy in Cosmo Canyon 'Grandpa'
Nanaki- Cuz hes an old fart!
Yuffie- Nuh Duh! ^.~ correct! Barret, What it the name of you rebels?
Barret- its...its..hold on lemme think...uhm...Oooh! I know I know gimme a minute...AVALANCHE!
Yuffie- That took a while, but its correct! Ruffy-boy!
Rufus- Bank...
~bank: $4000~
Yuffie- Why do I like ya soooo much?
Rufus- Cuz I'm cute?
Yuffie- YEAH!! Correct!.....the time it up! You've four...managed to get $4000 outta a hellova lotta money.. you must now vote on who is...the weakest link...
Rufus- I FINALLY GOT A TURN! I GOT A TURN!!
Yuffie- Course ya did! ^_^
Sephiroth- this round's weakest link is Cid, but today's Strongest link was Rufus cuz Yuffie made me say that...
Yuffie- We'll find out whose the weakest link...when we return... Bwahahah!
~To Be Continued...~
Yuffie- I'm going on Vacation..Bwahahah! I won't be back for TWO WHOLE WEEK! OMG!
Rufus- I won't miss you...
Yuffie- WHA!?!? Nuuuuuu!! you HAVE to!
Rufus- nope...
Yuffie- *smacks Rufus again then looks to YOU* You'll miss me...won't you!? SAY YESH! SAY IT!
Rufus- ow....
*Before the show starts again.....*
Yuffie- OMFG!! OMG OMG OMG! Thanks for all the reveiws! Uhm...all except one.. MEANIE! I told you guys to be nice stoooopid! Damnit! WHAAAAAA!!!
Rufus- *sweatdrops* eh..heheh... that was just too harsh and mean..
*Onto the show*
Yuffie- *Sniffles* w-welcome back to..the weakest link...*mumbles a bit* I CAN'T DO THIS!! THAT GUY GOT ME ALL DEPRESSED NOW!! AHHHH!!!
Sephiroth aka Announcer- RUFUS! hug her damnit!!
Rufus- But I finally relized I died!!!
Tifa- *looks to rufus* NUH DUH!!
Aeris- *somewhere off stage* Shut the fuck up, dike!
Tifa- *blinks and stomps off stage, starting a catfight with Aeris* SLUT!
Rufus- I'm dead....I'm dead? *looks to yuffie whose crying* I'M DEAD AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!!?!?
Yuffie- I-I didn't w-want you to *sniffle* lose your c-cuteness like that...
Cid, Barret, Vinny (Vincent), & Nanaki- Aww....
Rufus- *sweatdrops and looks to the four other contestants* Wha?
Barret- Hug her ya foo'!
Nanaki- cold hearted one aren't you...
Rufus- *Blinks and points to himself* Me?!
Cid- WTF Damn right!
Vinny- ....as Yuffie would say....STOOOOPID
*Everyone blinks and looks to Vincent*
Vinny- *sweatdrops* Wha!? I can't say that?!
Yuffie- *runs over to Vinny and fwaps him over the head then folds her arms, pouting* ...
Vinny- Itai... *is knocked out*
*Reno is out with Rude, getting a drink*
Reno- Well it looks like the game isn't going anywhere...
Rude- ....
Reno- I know...but..didn't all of the turks die?
Rude- ....
Reno- Yeah is better not to think about that...
*back on the show*
Rufus- Okay Okay! I'll hug her...*slowly walks up to Yuffie, not wanting to get smacked or something* Gooood Yuffie...Gooood... *he quickly hugs her and blinks*
Yuffie- *blinks and turns red* YAY!!! *returns the hug and smacks him hard* That took you long enough!!
*A Vinny fan girl drags Vincent backstage and hide him in a closet, wanting him all to herself*
Yuffie- okay...back to the game...the Strongest link from the last round gets to go first! Which is Cid, there are only.. one... two... three...four players left!? WTH!? *shrugs* lets continue.... one minute and ten seconds on the clock... Cid, What id the capital of the U.S.
Cid- Where? WTF is the U.S.?!
Yuffie- That is inncorrect, the answer was Washington D.C., Dog-boy... what is the name of the group tha sang,'Bye Bye Bye'
Nanaki- erm....N'stink?
Yuffie- Correct...er..Barret...
Barret- BANK YA MUTHA' FUCKA'
~bank: $1000~
Yuffie- what is the number of playable characters in the game FF7, INCLUDE Sephy!
*in the background*
Hojo- Goooo Sephy! Thats my boy!
*back on stage*
Barret- erm..one...two...three...ahh fuck! 100!
Yuffie- That is incorrect, the answer is ten! Ruffy-boy, Who do you think I like the most in the game FF7?
Rufus-.....me?
Yuffie- CORECT!! ^_^ Cid..
Cid- Bank!
~Bank: $2000~
Yuffie- Cid... how does Trowa from Gundam Wing keep his hair like that!? (a/n- A question I would like to know!!!)
Cid- @#$@$!? I dunno!!
Yuffie- Neither do it.. Dog-boy, why do you keep refering that guy in Cosmo Canyon 'Grandpa'
Nanaki- Cuz hes an old fart!
Yuffie- Nuh Duh! ^.~ correct! Barret, What it the name of you rebels?
Barret- its...its..hold on lemme think...uhm...Oooh! I know I know gimme a minute...AVALANCHE!
Yuffie- That took a while, but its correct! Ruffy-boy!
Rufus- Bank...
~bank: $4000~
Yuffie- Why do I like ya soooo much?
Rufus- Cuz I'm cute?
Yuffie- YEAH!! Correct!.....the time it up! You've four...managed to get $4000 outta a hellova lotta money.. you must now vote on who is...the weakest link...
Rufus- I FINALLY GOT A TURN! I GOT A TURN!!
Yuffie- Course ya did! ^_^
Sephiroth- this round's weakest link is Cid, but today's Strongest link was Rufus cuz Yuffie made me say that...
Yuffie- We'll find out whose the weakest link...when we return... Bwahahah!
~To Be Continued...~
Yuffie- I'm going on Vacation..Bwahahah! I won't be back for TWO WHOLE WEEK! OMG!
Rufus- I won't miss you...
Yuffie- WHA!?!? Nuuuuuu!! you HAVE to!
Rufus- nope...
Yuffie- *smacks Rufus again then looks to YOU* You'll miss me...won't you!? SAY YESH! SAY IT!
Rufus- ow....