Guiding My Cousin Through AnimeLand

by Yami no Miko

This is basically a parody of The Wizard of Oz. Also a very much self-insertion. Please read, I guarantee that at least the disclaimer's funny.

35. Why Can't Anything Just Be Simple?

YC: Come on! What do we have to do to get our requests?!

Wizard: Well, since you asked, I won't have to make it an order.

Everybody: ::looks at each other nervously::

Wizard: My job for the lot of you is to go kill Saban.

::Collective aw, shit::

YC: If we do that, will you give us what we want?

Wizard: Most of you, yes.

Zelgadis: What? Who wouldn't get what they wanted?

Wizard: What, you think I can actually give you Heero Yui?

Amelia: Could you give me a plushie of him, then?

Wizard: That, I could handle.

Lina: Kay, then I guess we have to go kill Saban. I kinda wish Xellos was here, tho-

Filia: No, don't say that!

::Xellos pops up::

YC: You had to say that, didn't you?

Xellos: Hello, my dear. You look lovely, as usual.

YC: ::sweatdrop::

QT: Let's just go.

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Kay, that's all for tonight, cause me little fingers are tiring with all the strain and I'm getting really un-coordinated and the shite. More later, but I'm retiring for the night, y'all. Oyasumi.