::We see Yami-chan in the laundry room again, with the customary wine glass of Kool-Aid::

Yami-chan: May I ask you a question?

Audience: Uh oh.

Yami-chan: ::gets up:: How many reviews do I have for this series? Four? Five? And how many chapters have I given you people? That's right, more than thirty.

Pepper: ::barges in:: Yami-chan, three minutes until we shoot- ::looks at audience:: Oh. ::grins nervously:: Uh, never mind. ::goes out::

Yami-chan: Please ignore the disturbance. Anyway, I would like to know just why I have gotten six reviews. In fact, I would like to know why I can count my reviews on one hand and one extra finger. ::smashes wine glass in her hand for dramatic effect::

Yami-chan: ::looks at hand for a moment:: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! THAT HURT WAY MORE THAN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO!!!!!

Pepper: ::comes in:: Yami? Oooh. Owchies. Gottago. ::exits quickly::

Yami-chan: ::now running around screaming and thrashing hand:: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! OOUUUCCCHIIIESS!!!

Amelia: Yami-san? ::comes in:: Oh my. ::comes over and does a minor healing spell on Yami's hand::

Yami-chan: ::regains composure somewhat:: Thank you, Ame-chan.

Amelia: Are we ready for filming now? Or have you finished the script?

Yami-chan: ::cough:: Audience ::cough:: ::fidgets with head to where the reader is::

Amelia: ::looks at reader:: Um, never mind. Are you okay?

Yami-chan: Yes, thanks.

Amelia: Okay, bye. ::goes out::

Yami-chan: Back to the subject, why haven't I gotten that many reviews? This stuff is funny, right? Right? ::goes off into depressed author mode:: I mean, I poured my heart into this work, it was my baby. Why do you think I added so many chapters?

QT: ::walks in:: Yami-chan? How's the rant going?

Yami-chan: Does everybody have to walk in during my rant!!??

QT: Sorry. ::goes out::

Yami-chan: Now, if there are no more inter-

Xellos: ::teleports in:: Hello!

Yami-chan: Just, please, review.

Xellos: Oh, come on hunny-bunny.

Yami-chan: I'm very scared right now.

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Come on, why haven't you!?