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Setting: Exam room 5. Wufei is looking over a patient with Quatre.
Wufei: Now tell me how this happened again. looks in patient's ear
Quinze: I really don't know. I was walking down the alley and all the sudden this guy comes from out of nowhere.
Quatre: Did he attack you?
Quinze: Hell yeah he attacked me. Popped right up from the shadows. He had this huge thing looming over me. Then he brought it down and whacked me in the ear with it. I don't know what it was, but it really hurt.
Wufei: …
Quatre: I'll need you to file a police report then.
Quinze: It had to be a bat or something.
Quatre: What kind of bat?
Quinze: A big bat, what are you thinking?
Quatre: Nothing, we just had something similar happen the other day.
Quinze: Well then they should get the guy who did it.
Quatre: Uh…well, yeah…they should catch him.
Wufei: … still working with Quinze's ear
Quinze: You know doc, that really hurts.
Wufei: I'm almost done.
Quinze: Well hurry it up then.
Quatre: He's doing his best to make you comfortable again.
Quinze: Well he's ripping apart my ear.
Wufei: pulls something from Quinze's ear
Quinze: What is that?
Wufei: It appears to be a piece of fish.
Quinze: You mean to tell me that I was batted with a fish?
Wufei: nods
Quinze: A fish?
Quatre: nods
Quinze: Are you sure?
Wufei: Unless you have a habit of placing pieces of seafood in your ears.
Quinze: I got knocked out by a run by fishing.