Scene
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Setting: By the unit secretaries desk. Relena and Duo are lounging around the counter.
Treize is going over a chart with Une.
Duo: Yo, Une. What was up with you chasing us out of the lounge this morning?
Une: I'm going over a chart right now. stars in eyes Now what were you saying Head Treize?
Treize: What did you just call me?
Une: Nothing doctor. resumes chart reading (Whoa, that sounds like something Miss Cleo with her fake Jamaican accent might do)
Duo: Say Relena do you think you could do me a favor?
Relena: cocks eyebrow Such as?
Duo: Nothing that will kill anyone.
Relena: That isn't what I asked.
Duo: Just something to keep everyone on their toes.
Relena: Oh really, now why would we want to do that?
Duo: Will you do it or not?
Relena: I will, as long as you take all the credit.
Duo: Deal.
Relena: What's involved?
Duo: hands her inconspicuous brown paper bag
Relena: So why aren't you wearing those goofy sunglasses and hat while you're passing off this top secret bag of…opens bag you know these are illegal in this state.
Duo: I know that.
Relena: Just remember that I was not involved.
Duo: Roger.
Relena: Just answer the phone while I'm gone.
Duo: Roger.
Relena leaves
Duo: Hey Une.
Une: I'm still working on this chart. resumes stars in eyes As you were saying Head Treize.
Treize: What did you call me?
Une: Nothing doctor.
Duo: Figures. I wonder when he'll figure out she's got the hots for him.
Enter Hilde
Hilde: Who's got the hots for who?
Duo: Une's got a crush on the new head of the department
Hilde: I think it's cute.
Duo: You would.
Hilde: You're just jealous that no one has a crush on you.
Duo: Am not.
Hilde: Right. Just like you're not planning something devious right at this moment.
Duo: I'll have you know I'm not planning anything. It's already going into action.
Hilde: As long as I don't get some Spam down my shirt I don't care what you do..