Wow, thanks for the reviews everyone

Wow, thanks for the reviews everyone.  They're making me write faster now.  Hopefully you'll be seeing these scenes go up a lot quicker.  ^_^ You guys are the best. 

Scene 4

Setting: Nurse's station.  Quatre, Duo, and Sally sit filling out paperwork that Une stacked upon them.  Trowa stands looking over a patient's chart.

Sally: We can never get a break free of work.  I didn't know Une meant patience not patient when she told us to get out here. 

Duo: Yeah, I always get those two mixed up.

Sally: How could you?  You have none of one and an endless amount of the other.

Duo: I do have a lot of patience don't I?

Quatre: I don't think that's what she meant.

Duo: I'll show you!  takes pencil and tries to balance it on his upper lip

Sally: after watching a few futile attempts on Duo's part Maybe I was wrong…

Enter Hilde

Duo: getting frustrated Did someone mess with the weighting of this thing?

Hilde: Sure Duo, I knew that you were going to try and prove that you're not a complete moron and knowing that you would use that pencil in order to prove your point, I switched it with a look a like dummy pencil in order to make you look like a moron anyways.  Ingenuous idea, wasn't it?

Duo: evil glare No.

Trowa: Do you know what sarcasm is?

Duo: Huh?

Quatre: What Hilde said was sarcasm Duo; she didn't mean what she said.

Duo: So you say.  But I'll have you know that Hilde is the Queen of deception.  She is just making you think that so that she can pounce in and kill you!

Quatre: Sure…

Hilde: Wow, I have talent.

Duo: Now if you'll excuse me, I have something I have to do.

Quatre: It's not something to do with Spam is it?

Duo: Not a chance.  The Spam experiments are over…for now.  But you'll see in a little bit. runs off with a big goofy grin on his face

Quatre: I really hope he doesn't do anything too horrible.

Hilde: As if the Spam wasn't bad enough.

Sally: He'll just never learn to leave things well enough alone.  Sometimes people don't like the constant havoc that follows every step he takes.

Moment of silence

Followed by a ruckus that sounds oddly like gunfire

All run to investigate