Scene 5
Setting: Hallway outside the Employee's lounge. It seems that for some reason everyone and their brother has run into the hail of loud noises since it is such a smart thing to do.
all burst into the Employee lounge
Treize: What is going on?
Heero: with gun drawn(ok, I know most surgeons don't carry guns on their persons, but this is just the Heero thing to do) …
Sally: It sounded like gunfire.
Quatre: Don't you think we should have checked to see if it was safe before entering?
Une: Yes, there could have been some psychotic madman with an uzi, sitting ready to shoot anyone who goes through the door.
Hilde: That's why we ran into together, it's strategy. See, if they started shooting…at least one of us would have been able to get through unscathed. Then they could capture the madman and treated the wounded.
Sally: You call that a strategy?
Hilde: shrugs Well why did we do it?
Trowa: Because someone pushed us in after we all crowded up to the door.
Une: Who would do that?
Wufei: Oh braided one.
Quatre: But why would he do that?
Sally: This is Duo we're talking about. He probably set this up for us to fall into his clutches.
Duo: from behind door You're right!! Evil maniacal laughter You are all so predictable!
Wufei: Who are you calling predictable?
Duo: Just you justice doctor, the sound of fireworks and you all the sudden forget everything else except for exacting your justice.
Hilde: Are you reading from cue cards?
Duo: What?! How did you?…wait a sec…
Hilde: How did I know right?
Duo: Well, yeah.
Hilde: You left your note cards and this beautiful cyan colored crayon in here.
Duo: Damn.