EVEN MORE HARRY POTTER STORYS TO TELL
Harry and the Mad Quest for N*Sync Tickets
One day, the happy gang (aka Harry Hermione and Ron)
Wanted to get a taste of the Pop culture,
Soooo they went to the local ticket master to ask for N*Sync Tickets to go see the show that night. But the ticket master, he just laughed in their face when they said that they wanted the tickets for that night, they had been sold out for a year! Sooo Harry and Ron both and desperate crushes on Hermione and they wanted to give her those tickets... So they both jumped up on the Ticket Dude and started punching him... then there was a sickening crack, and the boys were lying on the floor in peril... The Ticket dude was Voldie who then put on I like big butts and Hermione started dancing with the Charlie's Angels who became Death Eaters.
Harry goes to a pet shop to buy a Chimmera.
It wasn't pretty
Harry's big toe.
One day, Harry wanted to go to a salon and get his big toe decorated. So he went in to
Rita Skeeter's Right Salon. And asked Rita for a big toe manicure. So, she chopped off the entire nail and replaced it with a Face, put the big toe in a costume of a Poule. (Chicken or hooker in French for all you Spanish people.) Then she told him that she wanted to write an article about it for the paper. In the article, she said how lovely his toe was, but not on him and that she should have more customers for the Toe Treatment. That started a revolution and EVERYONE came to the salon and Rita lived happily ever after, oh and Harry's toe was accidentally cut off.
Harry and the Mad Quest for N*Sync Tickets
One day, the happy gang (aka Harry Hermione and Ron)
Wanted to get a taste of the Pop culture,
Soooo they went to the local ticket master to ask for N*Sync Tickets to go see the show that night. But the ticket master, he just laughed in their face when they said that they wanted the tickets for that night, they had been sold out for a year! Sooo Harry and Ron both and desperate crushes on Hermione and they wanted to give her those tickets... So they both jumped up on the Ticket Dude and started punching him... then there was a sickening crack, and the boys were lying on the floor in peril... The Ticket dude was Voldie who then put on I like big butts and Hermione started dancing with the Charlie's Angels who became Death Eaters.
Harry goes to a pet shop to buy a Chimmera.
It wasn't pretty
Harry's big toe.
One day, Harry wanted to go to a salon and get his big toe decorated. So he went in to
Rita Skeeter's Right Salon. And asked Rita for a big toe manicure. So, she chopped off the entire nail and replaced it with a Face, put the big toe in a costume of a Poule. (Chicken or hooker in French for all you Spanish people.) Then she told him that she wanted to write an article about it for the paper. In the article, she said how lovely his toe was, but not on him and that she should have more customers for the Toe Treatment. That started a revolution and EVERYONE came to the salon and Rita lived happily ever after, oh and Harry's toe was accidentally cut off.