Remember When...
~ Moody(DADA) turned Draco Mafoy(Slytherin) into a ferret.
~ Everyone thought Hermione Granger(Gryffindor) was Harry Potter's(Gryffindor) girlfriend.
~ Harry Potter came to Hogwarts.
~ A Harry Potter stalker was saved by his camera.
~ Hermione Granger slapped Draco Malfoy.
~ Neville Longbottom (Gryffindor) almost set the potions lab on fire.
~ Hermione Granger dropped Divination (!!!).
~ Hermione Granger only got 64 out of 65 questions right and convinced professor Flitwick(charms) to let her retake the test.
~ Draco Malfoy was caught on camera. In boxers.
~ Lavender Brown(Gryffindor) projected the picture on the roof of the Great Hall where normally the sky could be seen.
~ Professor Trelawney (Divination) was right. *GASP*
~ Professor Snape(Potions) was caught making out with Professor McGonagall(Transfiguration) and made the witnesses swear not to tell a soul by threatening them with their lives(literally).
~ The witnesses didn't need to tell anyone because Professor McGonagall talks in her sleep.
~ Hermione Granger showed up to the yule ball with Viktor Krum(Durmstrang).
~Draco Malfoy called Hermione Granger a Mudbl**d
~ Draco's arm was slashed by a killer version of buckbeak.
~ Neville almost fell off the astronomy tower.
~ A crashed car was found by the whomping willow.
~ Someone died Fleur's(Beauxbatons) platinum hair bright purple, out of revenge.
~ There was a schoolwide attempt to viciously torture then murder Rita Skeeter.
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