Author's Notes: Godzilla: The Series belongs to Toho and Tristar. Bumper stickers created through collaboration with Vathara.
As many vehicles as H.E.A.T. goes through, this had to show up somewhere. Never, ever let Randy near your mode of transportation.
If you can see the giant claw marks, you're too close.
I have friends in the U.S. Army. (I have enemies there too, but we won't go into that.)
This is my 6th vehicle this week.
W.W.M.D. What Would Monique Do?
We brake for nothing under 10 stories.
Don't talk to me about pet stores.
Keep honking - I'm calling my monster.
Missing platoon and mutation. ...Reward for mutation.
My reporter girlfriend said it was her or Godzilla... God, I'm going to miss her!
Go Army! The Other Way, Please.
Air Force. Aim High. (They're over 100 feet tall.)
Army. A great way to serve... dinner.
H.E.A.T. Jobs that matter.
It's not a job, it's an adventure.
Insured by the French government.
Yes, Godzilla, we will ride with you!
Proud parent of an 18-story mutation.
H.E.A.T. Destroyed in 30 minutes or less, or your next one is free!
W.W.G.D. What Would Godzilla Do?
When it absolutely, positively has to be stomped overnight.
It followed me home... and I kept it.