HARRY POTTER AND THE HANKY PANKY DANCE!!!!!!
Book number 74.
By Harry Homer
A/N: Please rate this. I wanted a funny story for a change and all the funny ones I read are that Harry is gay with someone, normally Malfoy. They are good but lets make it funny without gayness.
Disclaimer: J.K. Owns Harry, Seamus Hermione, Malfoy, Ron and Ginny. I own Chane, Lilly the second and the plot.
PS its pretty dumb aye?
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I woke up and shouted down to Ron, "hey Ron, got to go to work today." "Whatcha say Harry, my hearing aid is dying out." Ron said back. "Harry, Ron there is no work today " said seamus. "Then what is today?" I yelled back. Hermione walked in the room "the hanky panky dance is tonight" she said. "Lets get dancing" I shouted. "Its very late at night, it ends at like six o clock" she said. "Nap time" said Seamus and Ron together. Ron and Seamus go back to bed. Harry and Hermione walk off to find Ginny Weasly, Ron's rich older sister. "Ginny, Ginny" Hermione called. "I am here" she shouted. "So Ginny you mad your husband died last week?" Hermione said. "THAT OLD GUY NEVILLE!" Ginny yelled. "Uh yea" I said. "Now I do not have a date!" said Ginny. "Well that Bi*ch Pansy died" I said. "How about Malf I mean Draco?" "So harry I hear your a great granddad?" said Hermione. "Yea too bad Ron didn't hear it," said Ginny. "GINNY," I screamed. "Well its great Chane had his daughter Lilly, and its better that Cho is not on the death bed anymore, I guess you were right Hermione unicorn blood rocks!" "Be ready too hours and the dance starts I am going to fix my hair." "Bye Ginny, bye Hermione." "Bye Harry I will see your and Cho at the dance.
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A/N Hope you laughed a little, now I am working on another part, part 2 THE DANCE then part 3 THE ENCOUNTER.
Book number 74.
By Harry Homer
A/N: Please rate this. I wanted a funny story for a change and all the funny ones I read are that Harry is gay with someone, normally Malfoy. They are good but lets make it funny without gayness.
Disclaimer: J.K. Owns Harry, Seamus Hermione, Malfoy, Ron and Ginny. I own Chane, Lilly the second and the plot.
PS its pretty dumb aye?
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I woke up and shouted down to Ron, "hey Ron, got to go to work today." "Whatcha say Harry, my hearing aid is dying out." Ron said back. "Harry, Ron there is no work today " said seamus. "Then what is today?" I yelled back. Hermione walked in the room "the hanky panky dance is tonight" she said. "Lets get dancing" I shouted. "Its very late at night, it ends at like six o clock" she said. "Nap time" said Seamus and Ron together. Ron and Seamus go back to bed. Harry and Hermione walk off to find Ginny Weasly, Ron's rich older sister. "Ginny, Ginny" Hermione called. "I am here" she shouted. "So Ginny you mad your husband died last week?" Hermione said. "THAT OLD GUY NEVILLE!" Ginny yelled. "Uh yea" I said. "Now I do not have a date!" said Ginny. "Well that Bi*ch Pansy died" I said. "How about Malf I mean Draco?" "So harry I hear your a great granddad?" said Hermione. "Yea too bad Ron didn't hear it," said Ginny. "GINNY," I screamed. "Well its great Chane had his daughter Lilly, and its better that Cho is not on the death bed anymore, I guess you were right Hermione unicorn blood rocks!" "Be ready too hours and the dance starts I am going to fix my hair." "Bye Ginny, bye Hermione." "Bye Harry I will see your and Cho at the dance.
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A/N Hope you laughed a little, now I am working on another part, part 2 THE DANCE then part 3 THE ENCOUNTER.