Sorry we haven't written in a long time. We haven't been in the "funny" mood—like we are ever. Ok here it
is. Review please!
Mr. Tate takes a drink out of his mug, which is (not) suprisingly filled with alchohol. He shakes off the
feeling.
Hallie: Oh my gosh! Is Mr. Tate based on Mrs. Kutzke? Hahahaa. (nobody else laughs) Ok then.
He instructs them to read the wrong chapter in the book. A student in the class puts his earphones on.
Somebody in the back raises their hand.
Gina and Hallie: Please god make it be
Stan: Mr. Tate?
G and H: Damn.
Stan: We covered that last week. We're on Chapter 6.
Gina: (coughs) SUCK UP. Ahem excuse me.
Mr. Tate: Whatever. Will the rest of you please join Stan in Chapter 6?
Stoakley looks back at Marybeth who is taking notes like a good girl. Maybe they should get to know each
other.
Gina: I am sensing some lesbianism here. Just vibes are coming right at me.
Another scene outside of the school, it's decorated with streamers and school colors. Marybeth pushes a
streamer aside and walks to the table where Stoakley is sitting.
Marybeth: Hi. I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson. I'm new here. Whatcha readin? You one of those science
fiction people? Y'all believe in alternate universes and alien beings. What's your name?
Gina: Foreshadow foreshadow, make me a match. Find me a find.
Hallie: Shut up. Why does she tell everybody her middle name? I don't walk around like hi I'm Hallie
Brownie Hartnett.
Gina: OK. That's cuz that's not your real name.
Hallie: So?
Stoakley: Why do you wanna know my name?
Marybeth: Because I don't have any friends, and correct me if I'm wrong but you seem to have one less than
that.
Gina: Is that possible? To have one less than zero? Negative one friend?
Delilah: Stoakely! Seducing new students are we? Hi. I'm Delilah Nice to have you here. Don't you just
love the way Stoakley accesorizes the different shades of black.
Hallie: As opposed to the different shades of whore!
Stoakley: Fuck you.
Hallie: Good comeback.
Delilah: You set such a bad example for your people.
Marybeth (MB): What people?
Gina: Just like that- What people? It's the game we play each week- What people?
Hallie: Whatta blonde. And I AM blonde!
Delilah: I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your newfound friend here.
MB: I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.
Delilah: Aah. Too bad. Guess you'll just have to keep lookin' for Miss Right!
She says this to Stoakley who is getting up and leaving. She hits Delilah with her bag as she walks away.
Stoakley: Bye polar bitch.
Hallie: Aww she said bye to her.
Delilah: Later.
MB: Yeah.
Marybeth puts her head on her arms and seems to contemplate the situation.
Gina: Letsee- scary goth lesbian or popular girl who welcomed me. Tough decision.
is. Review please!
Mr. Tate takes a drink out of his mug, which is (not) suprisingly filled with alchohol. He shakes off the
feeling.
Hallie: Oh my gosh! Is Mr. Tate based on Mrs. Kutzke? Hahahaa. (nobody else laughs) Ok then.
He instructs them to read the wrong chapter in the book. A student in the class puts his earphones on.
Somebody in the back raises their hand.
Gina and Hallie: Please god make it be
Stan: Mr. Tate?
G and H: Damn.
Stan: We covered that last week. We're on Chapter 6.
Gina: (coughs) SUCK UP. Ahem excuse me.
Mr. Tate: Whatever. Will the rest of you please join Stan in Chapter 6?
Stoakley looks back at Marybeth who is taking notes like a good girl. Maybe they should get to know each
other.
Gina: I am sensing some lesbianism here. Just vibes are coming right at me.
Another scene outside of the school, it's decorated with streamers and school colors. Marybeth pushes a
streamer aside and walks to the table where Stoakley is sitting.
Marybeth: Hi. I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson. I'm new here. Whatcha readin? You one of those science
fiction people? Y'all believe in alternate universes and alien beings. What's your name?
Gina: Foreshadow foreshadow, make me a match. Find me a find.
Hallie: Shut up. Why does she tell everybody her middle name? I don't walk around like hi I'm Hallie
Brownie Hartnett.
Gina: OK. That's cuz that's not your real name.
Hallie: So?
Stoakley: Why do you wanna know my name?
Marybeth: Because I don't have any friends, and correct me if I'm wrong but you seem to have one less than
that.
Gina: Is that possible? To have one less than zero? Negative one friend?
Delilah: Stoakely! Seducing new students are we? Hi. I'm Delilah Nice to have you here. Don't you just
love the way Stoakley accesorizes the different shades of black.
Hallie: As opposed to the different shades of whore!
Stoakley: Fuck you.
Hallie: Good comeback.
Delilah: You set such a bad example for your people.
Marybeth (MB): What people?
Gina: Just like that- What people? It's the game we play each week- What people?
Hallie: Whatta blonde. And I AM blonde!
Delilah: I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your newfound friend here.
MB: I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.
Delilah: Aah. Too bad. Guess you'll just have to keep lookin' for Miss Right!
She says this to Stoakley who is getting up and leaving. She hits Delilah with her bag as she walks away.
Stoakley: Bye polar bitch.
Hallie: Aww she said bye to her.
Delilah: Later.
MB: Yeah.
Marybeth puts her head on her arms and seems to contemplate the situation.
Gina: Letsee- scary goth lesbian or popular girl who welcomed me. Tough decision.