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Snape shows his lighter side (or not)
Recently one of our Daily Prophet reporters caught up to Severus Snape and asked him a few questions
Reporter: So, Severus, I understand you are a teacher at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, do you enjoy your job?
Snape: No.
Reporter: Why not?
Snape: Because of those damned kids, that's why!
Reporter: What have the kids ever done to you?
Snape: What have they ever done to me? That stupid ass Neville Longbottom ruins all of my best supplies every week, and that Harry Potter and his friends are always disrupting my class, and sneaking out of their dorms at midnight waking up everybody in the school! You people wonder why I hate my job.
Reporter: Crabby son of a bitch.
Snape: What was that?
Reporter: Nothing. So, um who do you loathe the most?
Snape: That Harry Potter, I can't stand him.
Reporter: What would you do if he walked into this room right now?
Snape: Well, first I'd break off his limbs, so he could never play that stupid sport Quidditch anymore, and then I'd look him right in the face and tell him what a worthless peice of crap he is!
Reporter: Well, aren't you the compassionate one.
Snape: What?
Reporter: Nothing. If you hate teching so much, why don't you just get a new job.
Snape: Hey! Good idea!
Snape rushes out of the room to find a new job.
Reporter: thanks for tuning in folks, but we have to go, considering we have no one to interview. Jesus, what the hell was wrong with that guy? Boy did he have a problem. I'd like to... What, we're still on air? Oh sh...
Snape shows his lighter side (or not)
Recently one of our Daily Prophet reporters caught up to Severus Snape and asked him a few questions
Reporter: So, Severus, I understand you are a teacher at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, do you enjoy your job?
Snape: No.
Reporter: Why not?
Snape: Because of those damned kids, that's why!
Reporter: What have the kids ever done to you?
Snape: What have they ever done to me? That stupid ass Neville Longbottom ruins all of my best supplies every week, and that Harry Potter and his friends are always disrupting my class, and sneaking out of their dorms at midnight waking up everybody in the school! You people wonder why I hate my job.
Reporter: Crabby son of a bitch.
Snape: What was that?
Reporter: Nothing. So, um who do you loathe the most?
Snape: That Harry Potter, I can't stand him.
Reporter: What would you do if he walked into this room right now?
Snape: Well, first I'd break off his limbs, so he could never play that stupid sport Quidditch anymore, and then I'd look him right in the face and tell him what a worthless peice of crap he is!
Reporter: Well, aren't you the compassionate one.
Snape: What?
Reporter: Nothing. If you hate teching so much, why don't you just get a new job.
Snape: Hey! Good idea!
Snape rushes out of the room to find a new job.
Reporter: thanks for tuning in folks, but we have to go, considering we have no one to interview. Jesus, what the hell was wrong with that guy? Boy did he have a problem. I'd like to... What, we're still on air? Oh sh...