Daily Prophet

Recently one of our Daily Prophet reporters caught up to Lucious Malfoy, and asked him a few questions.

Reporter: So Lucious, you used to work at the Ministry of Magic, correct?
Lucious: Yeah, along with that stupid ass Arthur Weasley.
Reporter: Did you enjoy your job?
Lucious: Sure, until that stupid Harry Potter lost it for me.
Reporter: So what are you doing now?
Lucious: I'm currently working over at King's Cross Station.
Reporter: What do you do there.
Lucious: I take the tickets from the people.
Reporter: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Lucious: Why are you laughing? It's a high paying job!
Reporter: What do you get paid, a knut every hour? HA HA HA HA!
Lucious: Stop laughing at me!
Reporter: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Lucious: I'll get my son in here, and you know he's not stable.
Reporter: Bring your son? You wouldn't do that would you?
Lucious gives reporter a nasty grin.
Lucious: Draco! Draco come in!
Draco Malfoy walks in the room.
Draco: Yes father?
Lucious: Beat that man up for me.
Draco gets the same nasty grin. Walks over to the reporter and starts to beat him up.
Reporter: Ow, ooh, ouch, stop, no, stop, oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh.
Lucious: Draco, what did I tell you about hitting people there?
Draco: You're not the boss of me.
Lucious stands up.
Lucious: Yes I am, I'm your father!
Draco walks over and hits Lucious in the marbles too.
Draco: From now on, this is my studio! HA HA HA HA HA HA!