Alas, I have returned from sunny Lincolnshire

Alas, I have returned from sunny Lincolnshire. And I've brought BTTF 10 along with me. Now, in this part … well, suffice to say that interesting things happen… oh, and, I forgot to mention it last part. Congratulations to Sapphire Flame, who actually emailed me the answer to my puzzle from where she was staying in Scotland (SF {formerly Rainbow Kitty} is my sis, but she still figured it out). Yes, Megan Geri Horner is an anagram of Hermione Granger. Now, this part is dedicated, first and foremost, to Lizzy/Tygrestick and Chinook, for their superlative appearances as Veela. It is secondly dedicated to The House – purely for being himself…

Back to the Future (10): Dances and disaster

   

    'I see, Mr. Potter,' Dumbledore replied, stroking his beard. He had allowed James to speak into silence. 'That is quite a predicament.' James glanced around Dumbledore's office nervously, from Harry, who looked perplexed, to Ron, who looked merely bored, to Hermione, who had a shrewd expression on her face, before finally, to the real Neville Longbottom, sitting in the corner, whose expression was a mix of all three.

It had been Hermione's idea to explain the whole situation to Dumbledore. Ron and James had both openly agreed. Harry, however, had been more reluctant, and James felt sure he knew why. He would probably be sent back – back to the past – back to his own time. And Harry wouldn't want him to go, at least not yet.

Eventually, though, Harry had conceded the point, realising that, with Neville's return, James chances of remaining hidden were slim to none at best. Therefore, the four of them had traipsed up to Dumbledore's office (the new password was 'gumdrop'), whereupon they had interrupted a meeting between the Headmaster and Neville. Neville's face upon seeing James had been a sight to behold. Of course, the explanation that James was Neville under the influence of Polyjuice Potion would have helped little, especially in terms of preventing Neville from requiring heart surgery. Therefore, the absentee had remained for a conference between the group of anxious students and the wise headmaster. He now looked completely astounded.

James had recounted everything. From waking up in the hospital wing to Hermione's less-than-enthusiastic welcome ('There's five seconds I'll never forget.'), to conjuring his Patronus for Snape and allowing Gryffindor to win their Quidditch match. He missed out only a few details, most notably when he and Sirius had accompanied Remus in the Forbidden Forest in his werewolf form. Dumbledore, at his desk, sighed again, though his eyes were lit with an excited blue flame. James could tell he had something up his sleeve. Dumbledore always did.

'Let us think,' he said, standing up again, and stroking Fawkes under the chin. 'Neville, you may not be aware, as the others are, that two members of the Order of the Phoenix joined our school community yesterday.' Neville looked up, as did Ron. 'Now,' Dumbledore continued. 'There are two more members arriving tomorrow, whom I'm sure you will enjoy meeting. It could easily be arranged, James, for you to take the place of a third Phoenix member.' At these words, both Harry and James started.

    'I can stay?' James said, at exactly the same moment that Harry said 'He can stay?' Dumbledore nodded.

    'I think, in light of recent events, it would be most useful to have you with us, James. I'm sure none of you would object to this?' he added, to Ron, Hermione, Harry and Neville. Each of them grinned, in turn, before shaking their heads simultaneously.

    'It seems that you are a welcome visitor, James. Also, though you have not yet experienced it in your time, before your death you were the best Phoenix member we had.' James smiled.

    'Sure – I'm nothing but a recruit,' he replied, though his faced showed what he though of the great man's compliment.

   

'I see,' Harry said, breaking the few minutes of silence that ensued. 'So James would be Sorted into Gryffindor, obviously. He would essentially be taking the same role as he is now.'

    'But he'd need to take Polyjuice Potion or something,' Hermione put in. 'He certainly couldn't be Neville any more.'

    'And what happens when Neville comes to play the next Quidditch match?' Ron asked. 'How's he gonna feign James' talent?' At these words, Neville's look of anxiety transformed into an expression of pure horror.

    'That's not really important right now,' James said, sighing. 'I think I just need to get undercover. Does Severus have an Aspectus Draught lying around somewhere, sir?'

   'What's wrong with Polyjuice Potion?' Hermione put in, before Dumbledore could answer.

    'Think about it, Hermione. I don't want to impersonate somebody, as you do with Polyjuice Potion. I want an unique visage.'

    'Could that be translated as an ugly mug?' Ron whispered to Harry, who had to stifle his laughter. Hermione looked slightly different, somehow, as though being told something by someone else was an experience she'd long forgotten. Dumbledore, meanwhile, looked pensive.

    'I have no idea,' he replied. 'Perhaps I should invite him up here and ask him?' James shook his head.

    'No sir, maybe I should ask him on my own. Catch up on old times, stuff like that …' James could see Dumbledore's eyes laughing.

    'Certainly,' he replied. 'And now, I suggest the rest of you return to Gryffindor Tower. Neville, I am sure your classmates will be delighted to see the real you again, though I advise you to ask Harry, Ron, Hermione and James here to explain what has supposedly happened to you over the past few days. James, I will speak to the two young ladies arriving tomorrow morning and explain the situation.'

    'It might be wise to omit a few small details,' James replied, glancing at Harry. Dumbledore smiled.

    'I will speak to you tomorrow. Good night.'

*

Why I have to put up with such imbeciles … I don't know. "Sir, is my friend supposed to turn into an aardvark as a side effect?" Thank God I wasn't a Hufflepuff. Severus Snape's thoughts were interrupted by a loud knock at the door. He approached it carefully.

    'Hello?' he said weakly, wondering what exactly had caused him to become such a coward when opening doors.

    'Afternoon Severus,' said a cheerful voice. Snape knew that voice. James Potter stepped into the room. Snape stood, frozen.

    'Longbottom – Potter – but how – Patronus –' Snape collapsed onto a chair. 'How are you here?' he said, finally.

    'Time turner,' said James, pulling it out from around his neck. 'Came to see all my old buddies again.'

    'No,' replied Snape, his voice full of hatred. 'It can't be you – it's impossible. You're Neville Longbottom.'

    'You know perfectly well that all of those statements are false,' James replied, seating himself opposite Snape and looking him straight in the eye. 'Neville is back in Gryffindor Tower and … you saw the Boggart.' His voice shook slightly. Snape looked even more horrified – as though all his nightmares had come true at once.

    'I don't know why you look so terrified, Severus. We're on the same team, now. And Dumbledore told me what you did.' James couldn't help keeping the pride out of his voice. 'Lily and I would have died a lot sooner without your help. If only Peter hadn't intervened.' At this, Snape did start.

    'Black killed you,' he hissed. He looked less horrified now that he was convinced James wouldn't attack him.

    'And you know that's false as well. I must say I was disappointed when I heard about the Shrieking Shack incident …' James felt sure he'd imagined it, but he was certain something akin to shame crossed Snape's features. It was soon replaced with a sneer, however.

    'I thought that Weasley, Granger, and your illustrious son might be in danger.'

    'And why would you care about Harry being in danger, hmm? You once vowed to me that you would hate me and my descendents, and their descendents. And theirs. You went on for some time, as I recall.' Snape muttered something incoherent, but James distinctly heard the words "life debt" in the sentence. He almost fell backwards in shock.

    'Don't tell me that's what all this has been about?' he said, amazed. 'The time I saved your life? That's why you hate Harry, and hate his friends, and hate Sirius –'

    'HE TRIED TO KILL ME!' Snape bellowed, interrupting James.

    'Shut up,' James replied, his eyes two chips of ice. 'You know Sirius would never intentionally harm someone. He just meant to scare you a bit. And he would have saved you, had I not been a faster flier. He went after you as well, Severus, but I got there first. He didn't tell me that for months. He ran as fast as he could to try and save you, try and pull you back, as I did. That's the truth, Severus: Sirius would have risked his life to save you as well.' Snape looked astounded for a minute.

    'But – but I thought …'

    'We know what you thought, Severus,' James replied angrily. 'We were there when you woke up. The first and only thing you said was that you hated us both and never wanted to see us again. Something changed in you that night, Severus. Your relationship with us went from dislike to intense hatred. But you never had a good reason, Severus, you never had a reason.' Snape said nothing. He continued to glare at James, who merely shrugged.

'Anyway, Severus, while I'm here, I need a favour. Do you have an Aspectus Draught lying around?'

    'Yes,' Snape muttered, clearly thankful for a way out of the previous conversation. 'Wait here…' He disappeared for a few minutes into his storage cupboards, and returned a few moments later carrying a small vial of dark blue solution. 'Here you are,' he said, rather grudgingly. 'One drop every twelve hours – you must add a hair for the potion to work.'

    'I know – Sirius explained it to me once. If you ever put aside your differences, you'd realise that you have quite a bit in common. Well, thank you, Severus. I must be getting off. Oh, and one more thing. You know, I never actually hated you.'

*

    'He still hates me,' James replied. 'That much is obvious. But I got the stuff.'

    'Excellent,' Harry replied, grinning. 'So, what will your new pseudonym be?'

    'Hmm … I wonder if Don Juan is taken …'

    'You could always fall back on Postman Pat.'

    'How … inspirational. Have you got a partner for the dance yet?'

    'Marie Déesse,' Harry replied nonchalantly. James could tell that he wasn't as excited about this as a number of other boys would certainly be.

    'Really? So, think she's going with you for your thoroughly gorgeous façade or that large gash on your head?'

    'Hard to say,' Harry replied, pulling back his fringe with a slight smile playing around his lips. 'You know, this attracts girls more than any other inanimate object I've encountered in the past.'

    'Dean must be devastated,' James replied dryly.

    'Hello children,' said a voice from the corner.

    'Hi, Ginny,' Harry replied. 'Here – have a seat.' He didn't notice James' warning look.

    Hi Neville,' she said. James could visibly see her putting two and two together and, unfortunately, obtaining four. 'Hold on, Neville, I thought you'd changed back …' Harry shot James a questioning look. James nodded mutely.

    'Ginny,' Harry said. 'I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine …'

*

   'Good luck,' Hermione said, passing James the small vial. James took it. It smelled uncannily of Sirius' old socks; not a pleasant odour at the best of times.

    'Blimey,' he said to Harry. 'Smell that!' Harry took the mixture and made a face that implied he'd just been told he had to attend the dance with Millicent Bulstrode. Ron took it and promptly went into a coughing fit.

    'Just take it, James,' Hermione prompted. 'Or we'll all die of asphyxiation.' James nodded to her and then to Dumbledore, who was standing behind the four of them with an amused look in his eye. James tipped his head back, and threw the foul liquid down his throat. The effect was instantaneous. James' insides began to shudder, first softly and then more violently. His eyes were burning, and his skin felt like it was being stretched across a rack. There was only minimal pain, but it was indeed the strangest sensation of his life. He could no longer feel his stomach, just a strange writhing inside it, as though live snakes had replaced it. And then, as suddenly as it had started, the feeling of numbness disappeared, and James felt perfectly normal again.

    'It worked, I guess?' he said to Hermione, except the voice he heard wasn't his own. It was deeper, and hinted slightly at a Mediterranean accent. He looked up to see Hermione literally gaping at him.

    'Good God Almighty,' she whispered (a/n. And somewhere in England, a guy called James Bemand cheered). She took a deep breath, clutching her chest.

  

Hermione had certainly seen handsome men in the past. Ron and Harry, even, in their individual ways, were quite good-looking. And Seamus had that mysterious-Irish aura about him. Never before had Hermione felt she was in the presence of pure, unblemished beauty. Until that moment.

James – who no longer looked anything like James Potter – was just slightly taller, with a mop of fairly long black hair. His body was completely covered with just the perfect amount of scrupulously sculpted muscle – what seemed like the result of hours spent in a gymnasium. His eyes appeared no longer blue, but a rich light brown, almost like pools of melted gold. By the tone of his skin, it looked as though he had spent many a hot day sunbathing in the warm Mediterranean sun – a deep bronze tint. He smiled at her, flashing her a set of perfect, pearl-white teeth behind a deep-set jaw line. This person was not just handsome; he achieved something greater, almost transcending the human perception of good looks and attaining something amongst the ranks of the immortal. He gave Hermione the impression that he was an angel, sent down to guard over mere mortals.  

    'Hmm …' Ron said, a few moments later. 'Maybe ugly mug might not quite fit the bill …' Harry grinned. He was having a great time watching Hermione practically drool all over James.

    'OK, James?' he said. James nodded.

    'Yeah, I feel fine. Do I get to see myself?'

    'Certainly,' replied Dumbledore, also looking somewhat amused, as he handed James a pocket mirror. 'May I introduce you all to Iago Alfarero?'

    'That's my name, is it?' James replied, admiring his new façade in the small mirror. He looked up, grinning. 'Very clever, Albus.' Dumbledore smiled.

    'It should work,' Dumbledore replied. 'Now, I suggest you three –' he motioned to Harry, Hermione and Ron, '– go and help yourselves to some breakfast. I will be announcing James and his colleagues shortly. They arrived early this morning.' Harry nodded to the other two, to Dumbledore, and finally to James.

    'See you in a bit,' he said. 'Good luck.'

*

    'Blimey, he's nice,' Hermione said.

    'Nice?' said Harry airily, grinning. 'Nice? Is that all?'

    'All right,' Hermione said, flushing purple. 'He's the most gorgeous human being I've ever set eyes on. Satisfied?' Harry laughed, slinging an arm around Hermione's shoulder.

    'Don't worry, Hermione. Dumbledore did that on purpose. He had to put James up to Veela standard.'

    'He's crossed that boundary by ten miles, I'd say,' Hermione replied.

    'That's an interesting thought,' said Ron, with an amused chuckle. 'Hermione has an illegitimate relationship with James…' Harry and Hermione shuddered as the three of them entered the Entrance Hall.

    'Aha!' said Ron, skipping ahead slightly. He drew their attentions to a new piece of paper on the notices board.

Dancing Competition

These are the current pupils participating in the event from Hogwarts:

Justin Finch-Fletchley – Hannah Abbott

Harry Potter – Marie Déesse

Seamus Finnigan – Ginny Weasley

'Cheeky git,' Ron said, though he didn't sound too worried. Seamus has matured an incredible amount since his early teen years, and was unlikely to do anything hasty.

    'Cor, there are plenty of people entering,' Harry remarked. 'Look at all these down here … blimey …well, well, well … look at the last two couples…

Flora Déesse – Draco Malfoy

Hermione Granger – Neville Longbottom

'Oh dear,' Hermione said, pulling out her wand. She muttered a few words. Ron, however, was quicker:

Hermione Granger – Neville Longbottom Iago Alfarero

'Simple,' he said, as Hermione raised her eyebrows and Harry grinned.

    'Yes, of course, Ron dear,' Hermione said, kissing him swiftly. 'Come on, now. Places to be, people to see …'

    'I'd hardly refer to the Great Hall and repulsive, disgusterous kippers in such a way, but whatever you say …

  

*

    'A pleasure to meet you, Iago.' James smiled good-naturedly. The two Veela smiled at him hungrily, and he felt he could sense what they were thinking.

    'Nice to meet you, Adrienne. And you, of course, Elizabeth …' He grinned and kissed both girls on their fingers.

    'Call me Lizzy,' the slightly shorter Veela purred. 'So, Iago, what brings you 'ere?'

    'I am a member of the Spanish Confederation of Wizards,' he replied smoothly. 'But my mother was English. I was sent for by Dumbledore.'

    'I see,' Adrienne replied softly. 'We were sent for also. I expect our cousins arrived not long ago.'

    'Two days,' James replied, and, without skipping a beat, 'Dumbledore informed me.'

    'I am sure Flora 'as been up to her usual tricks…'

    'Usual tricks?'

    'Let us just say – she is a very passionate girl. Woe betide the one who succumbs to her charms.'

    'Lucky Draco,' muttered James wryly.

    'What was that?' said Lizzy swiftly, running a finger through her hair. 'Draco Malfoy? 'E – 'e is 'ere? And –' She swore softly, and muttered something to her sister. James overheard, however, with a slight grin, '– she got to 'im before I could.' 

    'You know him?' he said airily.

    'Er – yes – we 'ave met, so to speak. What house is 'e in? Slytherin?'

    'Right in one.' Lizzy shot her twin sister a quick glance.

    'That is terrible,' she said. 'Poor Draco.'

    'Yes. Anyway, I think –' James was interrupted at that moment as Dumbledore entered the room.

    'If you'd all like to follow me,' he said kindly. The three teenagers shared a look, nodded, and slowly followed Dumbledore out into the Great Hall.

*

    'Seems to be creating a fair bit of excitement,' Harry remarked. Most of the boys in the Hall were now craning their necks to get a better look at the door behind which James, Adrienne and Lizzy were concealed.

    'Methinks some of the females in here will soon be eating their words,' Hermione said, looking pointedly to Parvati, admonishing Dean for gazing at the door with his mouth open and his tongue protruding.

    'All right?' said Ron, coming over.

    'Yep,' Harry replied. 'Going to go goo-goo on us again, Ronniekins?' he added, in what he felt was an uncanny impression of Fred and George Weasley. Ron grinned.

    'Sorry about that, Hermione. But it's impossible to resist, you know …' Harry looked nervously to Hermione. He could tell from her tight-lipped expression that she too knew the only method of escaping the Veela charm. That came rather unsurprisingly – Hermione knew everything.

Dumbledore stood up. Immediately, all male eyes in the Hall bar those of Harry, Draco and Seamus looked to him. Seamus turned around and grinned as the anticipation in the Hall rose. Even Malfoy, at the Slytherin table, caught Harry's eye and shrugged. Harry thought it was unusual for Malfoy not to abuse him, but these thoughts were removed when Dumbledore opened the door behind him.

The quiet buzzing that had started in the Hall subsided immediately. A tall girl stepped out of the door, and smiled around at the Hall. She was fairly thin, with long hair flowing gracefully down her back. And, obviously, she was a Veela. She was elegantly dressed in a dark red robe, with glittery red teardrop, blood-coloured tassels
dangling down, ending at the bottom, just above her anklebone.
She smiled around the Hall again before standing to one side of Dumbledore. The door opened again.

And in stepped what Harry perceived must be the leader of the four. She was, incredibly, more stunning than either of the other three. She had the trademark long Veela hair, though it was dark instead of the usual blonde. She smiled around the Hall, winking in a similar fashion to Flora Déesse. She caught Marie's eye and grinned at her, both of them obviously enjoying the attention. Harry glanced to Dean, who was goggling at the second Veela's attire, or lack thereof, for she was dressed in merely some form of pale blue material that looked suspiciously like water. Long gashes covered the dress, leaving very little of her body to the imagination.

The two sisters stood at the front of the Hall beaming around widely. Dumbledore stood up, raising his arms.

    'I would like you all to welcome Mesdemoiselles Adrienne and Elizabeth Beauté.' There was rapturous applause, but a number of perplexed looks as to why the door at the back of the Hall was still ajar.

    'Thank you,' Dumbledore said, raising his hand for silence. 'Now – before we eat - there is another last-minute student joining us today, who arrived earlier this morning.' Hermione saw him glance amusedly to the Gryffindor table. 'I would like you all to welcome … Iago Alfarero!'

For the first time in two assemblies, it was the turn of the female contingent of Hogwarts to look interested. There was a scraping of chairs as the door opened slightly wider and James stepped into the room. And there was a loud gasp. 

James stepped into the room, clad in a simple forest green robe. He caught Hermione's eye, grinning, and made a gesture as though to blow her a kiss. She grinned back, pretending to blush. James stepped up next to Dumbledore, and soon realised that nearly every girl in the Hall, except perhaps Hermione, was craning her neck to get a better look at him. He smiled, and looked over to the Gryffindor table. Harry was in conversation with Seamus, whom kept shooting furtive glances at Marie Déesse, in rapt conversation with her sister, both of them staring at James. Ron appeared to have lost interest in the Veela and was courteously serving Hermione a drink (though from where it had come James could not quite envisage). Dean, however, was staring relentlessly at Lizzy Beauté, and James had to work quite hard to suppress a grin.

Dumbledore motioned once again to Professor Flitwick, who left the Hall swiftly and returned with the patched, frayed Sorting Hat. However, the Sorting Hat did not seem too pleased at being used so frequently, twice in three days, and therefore bluntly refused to sing anything.

    'That hat's the last person you'd expect to have an attitude problem,' Harry muttered to Hermione, who chuckled amusedly.

Dumbledore motioned to Adrienne to step forward. She did so, and placed the Sorting Hat on her head. She glanced around as the Hat made up its mind. After about thirty seconds it bellowed, 'Slytherin!' There was a loud cheer from the Slytherins and Adrienne, smiling, made her way over to the Slytherin table, seating herself next to Draco Malfoy. At the Sorting Hat's words, however, most of the Great Hall had let out a load moan, Dean in particular. Seamus, meanwhile, remained silent and looked extremely pensive.

Lizzy stepped forward. She grinned to her sister, Flora and Marie, and put the hat over her hair. It had barely touched her head before it positively screamed, 'Slytherin!' Lizzy, through more cheering and moaning, went and sat on Draco's other side, attempting to engage with him in conversation. Draco, however, was deep in conversation with Flora, who shot Lizzy a triumphant look. Dumbledore, still beaming widely, turned to James.

James smiled back and walked over to the small stool on which the Sorting Hat was placed. He'd done this before, but that seemed like a lifetime ago. Taking a deep breath, and getting one last, fleeting look of all the girls in the Hall staring at him avidly, he slipped the hat over his head. And he heard a familiar voice.

    'Good Lord – is it really James Potter? Oh, I see, you came here via time-turner.'

    'You always that said the Gryffindors were the troublemakers,' James thought back.

    'Quite. Now, let me see – you've changed James, certainly. A lot less careless, more wary of others' welfare … I daresay you and your son are a dying breed. I couldn't put you anywhere else really, could I? You're going back into Gryffindor!!'

The last word reverberated loudly around the Hall. James, still grinning, took his seat at the Gryffindor table. He didn't notice the jealous looks from the girls in the other houses, or the triumphant glances of Lavender and Parvati. He merely saw the amused glances of those who knew the whole story – Harry, Ron, Hermione, Seamus, Ginny and Neville. He approached Harry.

    'A pleasure to meet you at last, Mr. Potter,' James said solemnly, shaking Harry's hand and trying to prevent himself from bursting out laughing. He could tell that Harry was having to work hard do the same thing.

    'Tell me, Iago,' he said. 'Have you been to England before?'

    'Oh no,' James replied loudly. 'I learned English off the back of cereal packets.'

*

James and the others whiled away the afternoon in the Gryffindor common, supposedly getting to know one another better. Shortly before five-thirty, James volunteered to go and fetch some food from the kitchens. All those who knew not of James' true identity were amazed that a newcomer could have located the kitchens in such a short space of time. James merely shrugged. Harry gave him the Invisibility Cloak and Marauder's Map, for what he described as, "just in case".

It was on his way down to the kitchens when James noticed two distinct things on the map. The first, in the Slytherin common room, was the dots 'Draco Malfoy' and 'Flora Déesse'. The dots were not the usual black, however, but red. James grinned as he remembered that extra charm Sirius had added. He also remembered what Lizzy had said earlier, "Woe betide the one who succumbs to her charms". Chuckling, he looked to the second odd thing on the map. The dot in the Gryffindor common room, 'Ron Weasley', was not black either. It was green. James, straining his memory, remembered that that had something to do with protection.

    'Ron is protecting someone?' he muttered, a little puzzled. Remus had added a lot of anti-Dark Arts charms to the Map, some of which James knew little. He looked back to the map, but, astoundingly, the dot had returned to its black colour. Shaking his head, James folded up the map, put it in his pocket, and continued on his expedition, intent on catching up with an old friend.

 

*

    'Afternoon.'

    'Hi James. What are you up to?'

    'Not a lot, Remus. Just wanted to check something. Here, look at this.' He drew out the map and showed Remus the peculiarity he had noticed beforehand. Remus looked at it with a furrowed brow.

    'Hmm … green, you say? No, I didn't write that one. Must have been Peter.'

    'Where is Peter?'

    'No idea. Ask Dumbledore.'

    'Well, I'll leave it for now.' He checked his watch. 'I have to go and get changed in a minute.'

    'Oh, for the dance? Who're you going with?'

    'Hermione. Why, are you going too?' Remus grinned.

    'Hermione, eh? She'd be just right for you. All that intellect …' James punched him playfully on the arm.

    'Less of that, you. Who are you going with, pray tell me?'

    'Professor Sinistra. You know, Caroline.' James threw his head back in an exaggerated manner.

    'Ah, fair Caroline. A beautiful young lady and an absolutely marvellous dancer. Who is she again?' Remus chuckled.

    'Never mind. So, Iago, how have you been getting on?'

    'Don't take the Miguel out of me,' James said in a mock-horrified tone. He drew himself up. 'I am a member of the Order of the Phoenix!'

    'Huhhhhh. So?'

    'So you must wespect me. Where's Siwius?'

    'He should be in hiding – though I bet he's off finding a dance partner.' James grinned.

    'Ah yes, he always wan –'

    'Ranked, highly. R-anked.'

    'I remember that,' James remembered, laughing hard. 'Along he came, with his wisp. I remember what Sirius would say …'

    'Yes, I don't think we'll ever forget. Moving swiftly on …'

    'Rats.'

    'Go on. You go and get changed. You wouldn't want Hermione to stand you up, would you now?'

    'She would have to be pretty stupid.'

    'That's what you said before, and Lily still went with Sirius.' James did not reply. He merely sighed, and seemed to wipe away a tear from his eye.

    'You miss her, don't you?' Remus asked. James nodded glumly.

    'I dunno – it's great to be here and all – I just – I wish Lily was here to see it as well. To see Harry – Ron and Hermione – Seamus – you – Sirius.' He sighed. 'I love her so much.' Remus smiled.

    'I know,' he said softly. 'I know. We all did.'

    'A little too well, sometimes. All right then, I'd better be off. See you later, Remus. Thanks.' Remus smiled, and opened the door.

    'See you later, James,' he said quietly. He closed the door quietly, and put his face in his hands, thinking long and hard about the contemporary and friend he could have had.

*

    'Ron, you're too nervous. It's only dancing, for God's sake.'

    'Shut up,' Ron replied, grinning. 'Just because you've become Mr. Sex-On-Legs doesn't mean the rest of us can't try.'

    'I will treasure that moment for a whole thirty seconds, Ron. Thank you so much.'

    'Oi,' said Harry, in a mock-affronted tone. 'Come on, idiot, I'm trying to prove that you're not brilliant at everything.' James held up his hand.

    'Oh – too late.'

    'Ha ha,' Harry replied. 'You're absolutely useless at this game.'

    'I used to be good, but constant thrashings from Lily, Sirius, Remus and Peter in particular led me to suicide. When I say suicide what I mean is giving up.'

    'But you thought you'd play me just to make me feel better?'

    'No, I thought it might be hereditary.'

    'Baldness and chess skills are two very different things.'

    'It'd be a bastard if they weren't. And they do say, "Unlucky at chess –'

    '– Lucky at Transfiguration." Yes, we know, Hermione proved that years ago.'

The conversation continued in this vein for about ten minutes, until a loud cough interrupted the boys' arguments about Hermione's hairbrush. It was Marie Déesse, looking absolutely spectacular in robes of sapphire blue. Her hair had not been changed very significantly, yet she looked truly beautiful. Harry smiled.

    'You look beautiful, Marie,' he said kindly. Marie smiled, nearly blinding James as she flashed her teeth in his direction. Ron seemed to have lost the ability to construct coherent sentences, and appeared to James to possess all the charm and charisma of half a chewed banana.

    'Thank you, 'arry,' Marie replied. 'You look very 'andsome.' Harry bowed and put his arm through the crook of hers.

    'Are you ready to go, Ron, James?' he asked.

    'We're going to wait for Hermione. You go on ahead.'

    'All right,' Harry replied. 'See you in Hogsmeade. Bye.' He and Marie crossed the room, arm in arm, and left the common room amidst chatter and giggling.

*

    'She's taking her time.' Ron glanced nervously over to the door that lead to the girls' dorm. James, who was attempting to engage Ron in a game of chess, sighed.

    'Don't worry,' he said. 'Hermione is hell-bent on winning the Dancing Competition – she'll not go AWOL.'

    'Yeah, but it's not that, it's …'

    'Look Ron,' said James kindly. 'I know how much Hermione means to you. Lily meant the same to me.' He sighed at his use of past tense, and felt an odd clenching in his chest. 'Believe it or not, it pains me to be here, purely and simply because Lily isn't. My relationship with Lily is different from my relationship with Harry, even though I love them both – I miss her, Ron. I miss her badly.' Ron sat silently, feeling terrible for James. He was just about to utter some words of confidence when Hermione entered the room.

Even James' jaw dropped. Hermione looked completely stunning. Her hair had been tied back in a sleek, elegant knot, and came to a rest at her shoulders. She was wearing a fine silk green dress, coming down to her ankles. She also wore a thin diamond necklace, given to her by her deceased grandmother, around her neck; it sparkled in the flickering light. She smiled at Ron and James nervously.

    'What do you think?' she asked. Ron merely gulped. James took Hermione's arm, however.

    'You'll knock them all for six, Hermione,' he said, grinning. 'You look beautiful.' Hermione smiled.

    'Thanks James. I won't comment on your appearance for fear of foaming at the mouth –' James grinned. 'Come on, shall we go?'

*

   'Sh - sugar, this place has changed quite a bit since I was last here,' James remarked, as he, Ron and Hermione walked arm in arm across the main street of Hogsmeade. Ron chuckled.

    ''Spect you still had Honeydukes and Zonko's though, didn't you?' James grinned.

    'Ah, those were the sites of our misspent youths,' he replied fondly. 'That place was here too, and the pub, of course. Ah, I could tell you a hilarious story about Lily, Sirius, that restaurant over there and myself. But I'd rather not …'

    'I think I'd rather not know,' Hermione muttered, her teeth chattering slightly. James gave Ron a sidelong glance. Ron, without even noticing, removed his jacket and placed it around Hermione's shoulders.

    'Thanks,' she said. 'Come on – it's just over here, James.' They were walking into the part of the village that had been revitalised shortly after Voldemort's first defeat. When they passed into the shadow of once particularly grim looking house, James shuddered.

    'What?' Hermione asked.

    'Just – in this house. Horrifying things – too horrific to recount – sorry …'

    'The resemblance between you and Harry really is uncanny,' Ron remarked. 'He was kinda like that at the end of our fourth year – not giving any horrific details …' Hermione sighed.

    'He's been through enough, though,' she said. 'And you know he's saved our necks on more than once occasion. Look at the time he saved my life – what knowledge do any of us have of that, eh?' James averted his eyes. Ron merely changed the subject. Harry, James thought, if you don't tell her then I will. In later years, James would swear that he had heard a voice in his head at this point, and yet, the more he thought about it, the more impossible it seemed. I'll tell her, dad. Don't you worry.

*

    'Good evening contestants!' The moderator of the dancing competition beamed around the hall. 'My name's Hayden, and I will be running the competition tonight. My colleagues, Matthew, Leanne and Kim, will be helping me to judge the event.'

Most people were sitting down at tables when James, Ron and Hermione entered. There were waiters rushing around, hastily taking down orders for drinks, and a few people had even started to dance unaccompanied by any music. The three made their way over to where Harry, Marie, Seamus and Ginny were sitting, chatting unconcernedly. Upon seeing Hermione, Seamus pretended to fall to the floor in a dead faint, claiming he was 'blinded by her radiant beauty'. Harry merely sat, speechless. He eventually managed to stammer, 'You – you look beautiful, Hermione,' before James rescued him, leading Hermione away to help him get drinks.

Presently, the dancing began. A fast beat started, with all of the couples moving from every direction like tributaries to a river into the centre of the dance floor. James took Hermione's hand, and Harry took Marie's. Seamus and Ginny had started to dance exuberantly almost the minute they left their seats.

They danced for approximately half an hour to different tunes, from Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata to Stutter, by Mystikal. At one point, Justin Finch-Fletchley and Hannah Abbott were politely asked to leave the floor because of the 'evident passion' they were displaying while dancing. Evidently, the operators didn't like their "bumping and grinding" (which they claimed all the Muggles did) to the Thong song. Fuming, Hannah exclaimed, 'God, it was only my nipple!' whilst the judges attempted to get them away as hastily as possible. They were soon seen exiting the club to find a more private spot. The rest of the partners gave the angry couple unreadable looks before they left, yet continued dancing with just as much flair as before.

To take the dancer's minds off of the disturbance, the judges started to play the
Tango. At this, two of the judges, Kim and Hayden, decided they would have a
better look at the dancers while dancing themselves. James laughed when he heard Kim giving Hayden terse orders, 'Pretend my body is a globe. Your hands don't go south or north of the equator. Got it?' Kim ordered, placing his hands on her waist. She glared up at him, but a grin started to spread across her face as Hayden led her across the floor with the other couples. He merely smirked innocently before they began.

Presently, most people sat down for a drink. James and Hermione remained for the tango, however.
James took Hermione's right hand and guided it onto his forearm, whilst his left went onto the small of her back. His right hand grasped her left and
stretched it out into the correct position. Then, slowly, they began to move. Slowly, Hermione turned around and relaxed his arms. She fell against him in the usual slow dance position seen in dozens of both Muggle and wizarding television shows and films. They continued dancing in the simple two-step pattern. The two were clearly the best dancers out on the floor, in tune not only to the music, but to each other; always on the beat, aware of where the next one would move – they would be most likely to receive the top marks.


Seamus and Ginny waltzed across the floor, flying through the gaps in the
other couples as if they were butter. Somehow, however, Ginny got the impression that Seamus would prefer to be dancing with someone else. Flora and Draco, meanwhile, matched the others perfectly with their grace and skills in all the dances ... however, because Draco had decided that the seventh slow dance of the night was the perfect time to kiss his partner softly on the lips, they had been asked to leave, and display their affection elsewhere. Draco jumped at this, and hastily led Flora to an old broom cupboard at the back of the club.

After the first set of dances, people began to start dancing with other people. Harry took one round with Hermione, though she was clearly far better than he was. Then Hermione led Ron in a slow dance, letting her head rest on his shoulder as he turned her around slowly. But easily the most heart-warming sight was when Seamus asked Marie if he could dance with her. The sparks were practically flying from them, in Harry's opinion, as they danced slowly to an encore of the Moonlight Sonata. Whilst dancing, they were staring unwaveringly into each other's eyes. Harry felt he could quite easily guess the three small words Seamus whispered into Marie's ear at the end of their dance.

There was a break shortly after the second set of dances. The judges were to collaborate their marks and the top three couples were to prove their excellence by dancing 'La Tango de la Burro'. Harry and the rest sat drinking at their table. Hermione insisted on sticking to orange juice. Dean, however, had other ideas. Hayden stood up to announce the finalists, when there was suddenly a huge crash from the street outside.

The whole club went silent.

    'What the hell was that?' Harry said, glancing worriedly at James.

    'No idea,' James replied, pulling out his wand. 'But we'll soon find out. Come on.' Harry nodded and followed. He noticed Ron, Hermione, Sirius and Remus do the same. The four friends ran outside of the building, whilst the dancing continued. It was deserted.

    'OK,' said James. 'Whatever that was probably isn't good. We need to find it. Harry, you and Hermione go that way, up towards the Shrieking Shack. Sirius, you and Remus go up the main street. Ron and I will go this way, towards the Castle. We'll meet back here in an hour.' The four nodded, and went off their separate ways. James muttered, 'Lumos!' and, with a slight sense of foreboding, started off down the dark path, Ron to his left. 

*

    'See anything?'

    'Nope. Come on, I think this is safe.' Harry inched forward and allowed Hermione to tiptoe past him.

    'I don't like this, Harry,' she said, shuddering slightly.

    'Neither do I, Hermione, but we need to find whatever it was that made that noise.' She nodded, and they continued along the dark path, the shadows of the Shrieking Shack lit by Harry's wand light. It was odd, in a way, to know that the Shrieking Shack was not a haunted building, as it practically epitomised one, in Hermione's eyes. The overgrown moss on the side, and the boarded-up windows served to give it a very spooky aura. Harry made a sudden movement. He seemed to be straining his ears, as though listening for something. He motioned for Hermione to be quiet, and stepped closer to the Shack. It looked very ominous, particularly when only lit by the light of Harry's wand. He inched closer, and saw something move on the ground. It was very small, dark and thin.

    'What's that?' Hermione asked, looking at what looked like a black sheet.

    'Haven't a clue,' Harry remarked. Hermione peered closer, however. She knelt down until she was close to the cloth-type creature.

    'There was only one creature I can remember being cloth-like,' Harry said, straining to remember. 'What was it – hmm –' He mused for too long. The small black cloth, whatever it was, leapt up suddenly and onto Hermione's face. Her screams were muffled by the thick black sheet that was, Harry suddenly remembered, a Lethifold.

    'Good God,' he said, instantly wondering how a Lethifold had made its way to Hogsmeade. He pulled out his wand, and concentrated extremely hard on the moment he had kissed Hermione, all those months ago. The feeling swelled in his chest, and, almost automatically, he heard the words, 'Expecto Patronum!' escape him.

James' Animagi form's appearance was a brief one. The silver, dazzling stag rushed at the Lethifold, catching it on its antlers. Hermione managed to sit up, looking dazed and very out of breath. Harry watched as the Lethifold slithered away, incensed that there was no Light Arts way of destroying the creature. He looked up at Hermione, who looked extremely shaken and very pale.

    'Hermione –' he began, but he was cut off. Hermione, wiping tears from her face, threw her arms around him helplessly, sobbing into his jacket. 'There there,' he said, consolingly. 'It's all right.' Hermione gulped.

    'Harry,' she said. 'I'm sorry – a Lethifold – I didn't know – I didn't mean to –'

    'Shhh, don't worry,' Harry said kindly. 'It's gone now. See? It's not here.'

    'But H – Harry, how did it get here? I thought they were tropical creatures…'

    'They are,' Harry replied. 'Someone left it in Hogsmeade with the intent of murder, I perceive. Something bad is going on, Hermione. Something is wrong. We need to find the others, and quickly.'

*

    'Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.'

    'Don't worry, Sirius.'

    'I tell you, I've only sensed this feeling once before.'

    'When?'

    'Can't you guess?' Remus nodded.

    'Halloween 1981,' he said glumly. Sirius bowed his head, and wiped some tears from his eyes.

    'Right,' he said, his voice cracking slightly. 'The night – Lily and James – died. I could feel it, Remus. I knew something was wrong. And I got twelve years in a living hell for it.' The deadened look in his eye became more pronounced than ever before.

    'I hope you're wrong, Sirius, that's all I can say.'

*

    'Anyone there?' Ron asked nervously.

    'Don't think so,' James replied, pulling back from the window. 'They're all still at the dancing competition.' He turned and looked to the path ahead of them.

    'I think we should go back to the castle,' Ron said, voicing what James was thinking. 'Something's just not right.' James nodded.

    'Good idea. Come on.' They left Hogsmeade, both with their wands out in front. As they walked, they looked left and right for signs of anything out of the ordinary. The most they encountered was a rather irate Jarvey who harangued them for at least five minutes on the importance of remaining quiet when walking past his home. Ron got rather annoyed himself, eventually, and put a Jelly-Legs hex on the creature. The Jarvey had danced away before it could protest.

They walked until they could see the looming turrets of Hogwarts on the horizon. James motioned to the tallest tower.

    'That was where I proposed to Lily, I'm told,' James remarked fondly.

    'Eh? How'd you know?'

    'Sirius told me about it. Apparently I made Snape write it on the wall in his own blood, which just goes to show that Sirius never tells the truth …'

    'How do you think you would have proposed to her?'

    'I wouldn't be extravagant. No need. Go down on one knee, tell her how much I love her, and offer her the ring. No need for extra complications.'

    'So you wouldn't mind the casual tossing of the ring over the table, "fancy getting hitched?" approach?' Ron replied slyly. James chuckled.

    'That's more a Sirius thing, probably. Nah, only kidding. That would just be pathetic.'

    'There goes my plan, then.' James chuckled.

    'Never mind. We're both a bit young to be thinking about marriage, anyway …' He suddenly chuckled again.

    'What?'

     'Oh, just never thought I'd hear myself saying that sentence.'

They walked further, and the windows of Hogwarts became more and more distinct. The moonlight was shining off the lake in ripples when it appeared, and James sighed wistfully.

    'What's wrong?' Ron asked.

    'Can't you guess?' James asked, smiling.

    'You must miss her badly, James. Everything seems to remind you of her.'

    'You could name any single thing associated with Hogwarts and I could associate it with Lily.' Ron grinned, accepting the challenge.

    'All right then … The Great Hall.'

    'Place where every single person in the school found out about Lily and me.'

    'Ah, I'm sure the ticket prices were astronomical. Hmm … the library.'

    'Let's just say there's one section called, "Detailed Studies of History of Magic" where nobody ever goes.' Ron smirked.

    'All right then … the tallest tower – ah, no, you said you proposed to her there … the lake.'

    'Ah, the time when Lily er, fell in, so to speak.' Ron grimaced.

    'OK – last one – the seventh year Gryffindor boys' dormitory …' James laughed.

    'Nice try. I'll just say that I'm not at liberty to answer that question.' Ron smiled.

    'You were lucky, you know,' he said. 'To have Lily, I mean.'

    'I was,' James said, sighing. 'And that's the problem.'

They ambled on further, Hogwarts becoming clearer the closer they got to it. It looked, as it always did, positively mysterious in the moonlight. The evening air was still warm, though there was a very light breeze coming in from the north.

     'Nice night,' James muttered. He turned, expecting an answer, but he couldn't see Ron. He turned, puzzled, and he saw it. A large black shadow was making its way towards him. It all happened very quickly.

The black shadow moved forward, breathing slowly, but before it could react, there was a loud cry of 'James!' from the other side of the path. Something tall flew onto the path, and knocked James, completely frozen, onto the floor. This happened just as the words 'Avada Kedavra!' escaped the mouth of the black shadow, and green light issued around the small clearing.

*

    'What the hell was that?' Hermione said, looking anxious. Harry didn't answer; he merely grabbed Hermione's hand and pulled her in the direction of Hogwarts castle.

*

    'Ron,' James gasped. 'Ron? Ron!' He struggled to his feet, and saw Ron, lying spread-eagled on the ground.

    'James,' Ron whispered slowly. 'I'm OK. The spell missed me …' James breathed a huge sigh of relief.

    'Thank God,' he said. 'Come on – up you get.' He put his arms under Ron's and pulled him up. He looked all right, just very shaken. James released him, and he just about managed to stand on his own two feet. His face was deadly pale.

    'Thank you, Ron,' said James sincerely. Ron muttered something incoherent. 'Thank you for saving my life. Come on.'

    'What happened to him?' Ron asked suddenly, motioning to the assailant.

    'I Stunned him,' James replied, his eyes two chips of ice. Ron nodded.

    'Good. I think we had better get going …'

    'Ron! James!' Hermione's voice rang out across the path, as she and Harry came running up.

    'Are you all right?' Harry asked. 'We heard a – Good God, what happened to this one?' He had noticed the attacker, sprawled on the ground. James had the man's wand, and was twirling it between his fingers.

    'He attacked me,' he said simply. 'He probably though I was you, Harry. Ron knocked me out of the way.' Ron did not look up, and James would be forever touched by his modesty. Harry smiled, meanwhile, and looked up towards the castle.

    'I think we should go back,' he said. 'It's been a busy evening, what with one thing and another. Come on.' They turned to leave. James conjured a stretcher for the attacker, and letting him float along ominously. Just before they began to walk, Harry muttered something rather disconcerting in James' ear, 'I'll tell her when it's the right time.'

*

James, Ron, Harry and Hermione spent the rest of the evening playing Exploding Snap in the Gryffindor common room. They had dropped off the attacker, who both Dumbledore and James had recognised as a Death Eater called Avery, in the hospital wing.

After seven or so games, people began to return from Hogsmeade. One of the last couples to come through was Seamus and Marie Déesse, who had certainly settled their differences. They came through the door hand in hand, and made their way over to the corner.

    'Made up, have you?' Harry asked, smirking. Marie and Seamus grinned at each other.

    'I suppose so,' Seamus replied. Marie replied by kissing him swiftly on the lips. She pulled back to face a rather dazed Seamus.

    'I 'ave to go somewhere,' she said, checking her watch. Seamus pretended to look very upset.

    'Oh, OK,' he said, kissing her again. When he did, however, Marie was taken by surprise, and fell over on top of Ron. She jumped up hastily, and apologised profusely. Still embarrassed, she muttered, 'See you later', smiled at Seamus and the others, and left the common room through the portrait hole.

Ron, almost immediately after she had left, jumped up and said, 'I'm going to the kitchens.' He didn't sound quite all there when he said it, however. It sounded almost automatic, as though he hadn't meant to say it.

    'What?' James asked. Ron shook his head.

    'I'll go and get us some food,' he said, quietly. The others nodded.

    'All right,' Harry replied. Ron stood up and left the common room. James stood up too, as he had noticed something odd. A green stain on Ron's dress robes.

    'Harry,' he said. 'Can I borrow the Marauder's Map? I need to go and see if Remus and Sirius got back all right…' Harry wasn't fooled.

    'Why do you really want it?'

    'I don't know, Harry. Just an odd feeling. Please?' Harry nodded.

    'OK, see you in a bit.' Within a few moments, James had also left the common room.

Seamus remained with Harry and Hermione for some time. He procrastinated for a while, but eventually they found out what the story was between him and Marie.

    'We met in France, two years ago,' Seamus recalled. 'And fell in love, even though we were really young. I dunno, it just seemed – right.'

    'But it didn't work out?' Hermione asked.

    'No – Marie had to leave, with her sister. God knows where, and God knows why. She just left me a very tear-stained note explaining the situation.'

    'That was why you were so shell shocked around that time,' Harry recalled.

    'Yeah,' Seamus replied. 'I was pretty devastated. But when she showed up here …'

    'That's why she was staring at you when she arrived,' Harry said. 'She recognised you too.' Seamus nodded.

    'She didn't expect me to forgive her,' he said, smiling. 'But I couldn't stay angry with her – I love her too much.' He sighed, and seemed to remember something. 'Oh yeah, Hermione, why did you and James leave? You won!' Hermione gasped.

    'I – we won?' she said faintly.

    'Yeah – but you weren't around to get the trophy. I think – Flora has it – ask her when you see her.' Hermione finally looked as though all her dreams had come true.

    'I won – we – James and I – we won,' she said, still amazed. Harry chuckled.

    'Did you really think anyone else would win?' he asked incredulously. 'Ron and I dance like pregnant gherkins.' Hermione and Seamus laughed. 'Not funny,' Harry added, in a mock-affronted tone.

Seamus stayed for one more game, but insisted he had to go to bed. Harry and Hermione remained alone in the common room playing chess. After two games, Hermione suddenly became acutely aware of that fact, and of how closely together they were sitting. But, then again – she was going out with Ron, wasn't she? Why should she be bothered about Harry? Do you really want me to tell you? Came a small voice from the back of her mind. Hermione sat up, suppressing it.

Harry, meanwhile, was suffering some description of internal suffering – he couldn't decide whether or not to tell her. Surely it was the perfect moment. He smiled nervously, and was surprised to see Hermione smiling back. He gulped, and braced himself.

    'Er, Hermione,' he said, as another of his pawns went flying.

    'Yeah?'

    'I think there's something you ought to know,' he replied, as casually as he could.

    'Fire away.' Harry exhaled and took a deep breath.

    'I think you should know what happened the night I saved your life …'

*

Hermione couldn't believe it. She sat, stunned into silence, as Harry drooped his head onto his shoulder. Something else began to swell inside her – anger. Why had he not told her? She had a right to know, didn't she? How dare he not tell her?

    'Why didn't you tell me, Harry?' she asked, a few tears leaking out. Harry had to work to keep his voice steady.

    'I just – I couldn't do it – I didn't want to ruin …'

    'So you thought you'd just wait until I was seeing Ron?!' Hermione practically screamed. 'Just thought you'd wait until you could ruin our romance, hmm? And there was me thinking you weren't self-centred, Harry. You're too late, I'm afraid.'

    'Hermione, please, just listen –'Harry, sitting devastated, was interrupted.

    'No Harry, you listen to me. You love me, fair enough. But I don't love you, I'm sorry to tell you. I love Ron, and he loves me…' She broke into tears. Harry had to work hard not to bite through his lip.

    'Yeah, Hermione, you're right. I'm sorry. Forget anything ever happened.' Harry walked across the common room, feeling his heart literally being wrenched out of place uncomfortably in his chest and smashed into a hundred pieces. After all this time – and she didn't feel the same way. What was he going to do now? He could barely look at her any more, let alone attend every lesson. He again felt a painful pang in his chest. He swallowed – with difficulty – and made his way up to the boys' dorm.

Hermione suddenly felt terrible. What had just happened? Had she really said those things? She suddenly looked at the conversation from Harry's perspective.

    'Oh my God,' she whispered. 'What have I done?'

She did not have long to dwell on this, however. James burst into the common room, his face bloodless and his eyes on fire.

    'Hermione,' he said, in a toneless voice. 'Get Harry. Now.'

    'Why?' she asked, almost fearful of his commanding presence.

    'Peter and Avery have escaped,' he said calmly, obviously not showing his emotions. 'They took Severus Snape with them.' James looked into the light, clearly suffering internally. 'And Ron –' his voice cracked very slightly as he lifted the Marauder's Map from his pocket and drew his finger across it. 'Ron has disappeared …'

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Cheers), len (Thanks a lot), Lily of Ravenclaw (And I'm very happy to hear it. Thanks!), Skittles (Ooh, definitely not. There are some betters, though. AngieJ, Cassandra Claire, Lori. Keep looking. Thanks), Sarah (Thanks a lot J), Grace (You shouldn't hate Ron. He's kewl. Thanks a lot for all the comments {you're right about the electronics thing} Ciao), J {x2} (You should vote then. Cheers for double reviews), Ivi Murffy {x4} (Ah, thanks for the multiple reviews. Ciao), Acromantula (Ooh, subtlety. The second person to do an email address vote. Thanks), Charmsangel (Hmmm. Now. Thankeledankely!), Teardrop005 (Ah, me going AFAP. Thanks a lot), Ppofn (Ah, don't hold it against me. I know R/H is far more likely – I'm just having a bit of fun. And Ron is kewl; I like Ron. Thanks), Little Witch (Aha, going AQAP. When's the next part of 'WHmL' out, hmmm? Thanks, LW!), Switchblade {x3} (Thanks for multiple, albeit insane, reviews. Ciao), Herms (Will do. Thanks), herm (I will. Thank you), Kacie Michelle (Ooh, more ficciness. Thanks), Lady Ev (Dead yet? Ohhh well. Cheers), Paparazzi (Ooh, you press are so changeable. Thanks a lot!), Angel Star (Ah yes. I like Seamus. I think … gumdrop voted the same. Sorry – he has Marie. Thanks), star beneath the stairs (It's got better, IMO. Thank you), FunkyMonkyLO8 (Ah, good vote. Thanks), ? (I'm a god? I knew it – House, you owe me a tenner! Cheers), Spunky (Ah, thanks a lot), K.A.P. {x3} (Thanks for multiple reviews. I think James wanted, in this fic, for Harry to regard him as a contemporary, as they are both 17. Thanks), Angelina Johnson (Ooh, shoulda voted. Cheers), Dragon88 (Glad to hear it. Cheers), Unknown (More what? Ohh well, thanks anyway. Ciao), Lycus (I'm not that good. Thanks a lot), Courtney (Ooh, long review. Cheers), Hedwig {x2} (Nice, subtle vote. Happy to hear you enjoy it. Thanks), Menyl, Goddess of Manipulation (Thanks a lot for two reviews! And I am 14 … I think), sam (Yes, I've shortened it. Ta), becki~ (Thanks a lot), George Must Die (Must he? Thanks for comments. Ciao), Daniel Diggory (I think I did … hmm … thanks), Taylor (Yup. Like cliffies, I do. Cheers), HP FREAK (A self-confessed freak … that's rare. Thanks), James + Lily, Harry + Hermione (Add a sprinkle of sugar and you're on. Thanks), jus1digigirl (Yes I must. Cliffies are fun. Thank you), Princess Sakura (Nice vote. Thanks a lot), ooh, the very spiky Jae-san (Will do, sah, thank you, sah. Good night), Phoebe (Thanks for a kind review. Ciao), pool (Thanks), G-chan (Yeah, James is cool. Cheers), Unshed Tears {x2} (Love that pseud. Still going … thanks), tina (Ah, nice vote. Thanks), Arthurs Merlin (Yes. Thanks a lot), do you really care ?! (No, I suppose not. *g* Thanks a lot), anonymous (Oh yes. I understand all of not at all. Thanks), Menyl, Goddess of Manipulation (Well, I know you reviewed before, but oh well. Thanks a lot. Liked the vote – and I definitely am 14. I checked. Thanks), Withywindle (I think, just for that, I'm making it Ron/Marie. We'll see. You scare me, Maria; did you know that? *g* Thanks a lot!), JadeiteZ (Pray tell me, which story was it you found? Thanks anyway, JZ. Ah, once again, this becomes my favourite reviews, as it allows me to finish the INHUMAN PRACTICE that is the THANKS SECTION!!).

I think you should all give yourselves a pat on the back. Yes, very good.

Some twivia:-

Ooh, now, the whole thing is: 11, 148 words

The Thanks Section is: 1, 387 words

The Percentage is: 12.5% Oh yeah, baby.

Thanks again, everyone. I hope you'll stick with the fic 'til the end. Only … two chapters to go! (I think …)

I love you all more than I did last chapter.

Tchau