Author's Note: Hi! I'm Melara's little brother, Chris! I'm using her account because I can't get onto Fanfiction.net! (stupid parental controls)
Melara: Hi peoples!
Chris: Well then, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!
Melara: Hold it!
Chris: What?
Melara: You have to do warnings and a disclaimer first.
Chris: oh, right.
Warnings: This fic will be a tad OOC. My apologies. This will also have references to some of Cherry Blossom's and Melara's fics.
Melara: *blink, blink* that was short, and pointless.
Chris: But informative!
Melara: *blink, blink* Riiiight… Moving on
Disclaimer: If I owned Gundam Wing, we would be out of business in five days. I do not own the word 'yayness' (you can get the gun away from my head now, Melara)
Melara: Um… why would you be out of business?
Chris: Too much sarcasm?
Melara: o.O Forget I asked.
Chris: And now, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!
Party Time!!!!!
Chris: Hi everyone! I suppose you are all wondering why you're here,
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!
Chris: Well, I decided to throw a party and invite all my friends!
Trowa: I see Quatre, Heero, Wufei, Duo, and me.
Duo: *whispers to Heero* Not the most popular kid at school…
Chris: *zaps Duo into pink tutu* I can be worse than Cherry Blossom if you push me!
GPs: AHHHHHHHH
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!
Duo: GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!!!
Chris: *zaps tutu off of Duo* Now Duo, I invite you and everyone else to my party.
GPs (excluding Wufei): Party!!!
Wufei: smeg
Chris: *crosses arms* Party pooper Wu-wu! *zaps Wufei into the pink tutu*
Duo: *laughs hysterically*
Chris: Now pardon me but… *uses Ace Ventura voice*
*Trap door in ceiling opens and disco ball comes out*
Chris: *zaps tutu off of Wufei*
Wufei/Trowa: *start dancing to music*
Quatre: I'll order pizza!! *pulls out cell phone and dials number* Yes, I'll have *looks at Duo* 5 cheese, 10 pepperoni, 15 pineapple, and 20 mushroom pizzas, all extra large. *pauses* Yes, I am rich. *pauses* Yes, Duo is here…
Chris: Heero, for you *brought Heero to duck hunt game* I made a modification… *hands Heero an electric beam cannon connected to the Nintendo*
Heero: *evil smirk*
Chris: and Duo, *uncovers full size model of the Eiffel tower made entirely of pocky*
Duo: ^_______________________________________^
*the party went well until there was a knock at the door, and it wasn't the pizza…*
Relena: Hi Heero!
GP: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Heero: *mysteriously disappears*
(Luckily, a muse had found me already)
Chris: Liz!
*Chris' muse came running in*
Liz: Yes?
Chris: Give Wufei a full police outfit!
Liz: *gives Wufei a complete police costume*
Wufei: Relena, you are under arrest! *pulls out handcuffs*
Relena: *struggles against handcuffs* But… but…
Wufei: *drags Relena off to jail* Justice shall prevail!!!
Chris: I love making people do stuff! Now Liz, Go play Duck hunt with Heero.
Liz: Yes sir. *runs off* Yay!
Ding dong!
Duo: I'll get it! *grabs knife off of table*
Pizza guy: AAAAAAA-ugh… *collapses*
Quatre: Duo, you need the money!
Duo: It was free!
GP/Liz/Chris: PIZZA!!!!!
Duo: Yum! *gulps down every single pizza in one minute* Hey, there's one more! *opens box* AAAAHHHH *keels over*
Wufei: *comes back from jail* Mmm! Anchovies! *eats pizza*
Everyone except Duo/Wufei: Whaaat?!! ;__;
Quatre: O.O *shakily* The last pizza… @.@ BWAHAHAHA!!! I WILL DESTROY BOTH OF YOU!!! *grabs pizza cutter*
*lightning flashes*
Bweep… Bweep… This program has been interrupted for a required weekly test. Bweep… Bweep… Bweep… thank you for waiting!
Quatre: *on the table with pizza cutter* BWA HA HA HA!!!
Relena: *head rolling on the floor*
Heero: *unconscious under pizza boxes*
Duo: *head stuffed in toilet*
Wufei: *buried alive*
Chris: *deprived of author powers, and pinned to the wall with… spoons?*
Liz: *too absorbed in duck hunt to help*
Trowa: *missing*
Meanwhile, at the psychiatrists…
Trowa: I need to hire a psychiatrist.
Man: I guessed. *indicates sign that says 'line up here to hire psychiatrist'
Trowa: ^__^;;;;
Man: What do you need one for?
Trowa: I need to stop my friend, who has been driven insane by pizza, from blowing up the neighborhood.
Man: Here you are.
Tessae: Look, don't tell Kat, it's a day job.
(Note: Tessae is Kat's muse. Kat is Melara's best friend. Melara is my older sister. Is that plane enough for you?)
Meanwhile, back at my house…
Quatre: HA HA HA HA HA!!!! *inches towards Duo's braid with pizza cutter*
Trowa: *Grabs Quatre and sits him on a long red couch.*
Tessae: *sits on white recliner* So, what made you so angry?
Quatre: ;__; Duo and Wufei ate the pizzas I got for everyone. *sniff*
Tessae: I have a solution, *holds out 8 personal pan pizzas*
GPs (well, the ones that can talk): Yay!!!!
Later…
*everyone munches on their own pizza*
Duo: I'm sorry Quatre…
Trowa: there's still 1 (wait, Wufei's still underground…) 2 pizzas left. Who gets them?
Chris: That's easy. Tessae! Tsuru! Pizza!!!
(note: Tsuru is Melara's muse. Melara is my sister. She is not in this story yet. There will be a quiz at the end of this fic, so study hard.)
Tessae/Tsuru: Yay! ^____^
To be continued… (if I get reviews) So, Review, my slaves. REVIEW!!!!!
Melara: o.O this is what happens when you give my little brother a note book…
Chris: Touch my notebook you die…
Melara: The thought never crossed my mind…
Chris: Of course it didn't. You don't have thoughts, unless you've gone crazy…
Melara: And you think I was ever sane?
Chris: Okay, when you're dangerous then.
Wufei: Don't speak of things which you know nothing about…
Chris: I live with her Wuffie…
Melara: *zaps the rampaging Wu-man out of the room* I think he was referring to the fact that I'm always dangerous.
Chris: Only with your zapping finger…
Melara: _ There called amazing authoress powers. GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
Chris: See ya next time! *runs out before Melara can kill him*
Melara: Um… Review? Bye.