Author's note: (When we chibize gundam pilots, we do such a good job of it that they think that they are only five years old!!!)
Chris: Thank you for the review, whoever you are!!! I shall now put out the next chapter, because I got a review! Yay!!!
Melara: *groans* What are so happy about?
Chris: I got a review!!!!!! ^________________^
Melara: whoopdie do…
Chris: And who ever reads this shall review it, or I shall make Duo deliver your pizzas!!!
Melara: o.O How are you going to know where they live? Scratch that. How are you going to know if someone read this without reviewing?
Chris: How are you intending to send chibi Duo on me?
Melara: First off, I said I would sick chibi shinagami on you. Second, like this! *chibizes Duo and gives him a can of pink paint, points at Chris* Kill! *chibi Duo grins and dumps the entier can of paint on Chris's head, turning him an interesting shade of pink.* You are dismissed… *Duo returns to teenage form and leaves until the fic starts.*
Chris: Okay, on with the fic.
Melara: But first a disclaimer…
Chris: and revenge… Oh Quatre! *Quatre walks in, Chris chibizes him and gives him a can of light blue paint.* You see that black shirt? *points at Melara's shirt* It's for painting on.
Melara: *walks over and picks up the adorable little Quatre, carefull to move away from the paint* You know, I would love to see you do a picture of Sandrock for me! But I don't think my shirt is big enough…
Chibi Quatre: So, what can I painted on?
Melara: *smiles evily at Chris* Why don't you try painting on that door over there? *points to the door to Chris's bedroom*
Chibi Quatre: Otay…
Melara: He's such a kawaii little boy, isn't he Chris?
Chris: *zaps Quatre out of the way untill the fic starts, just in time to save his door* Alright! Alright! On with the disclaimer!!!
Discalimer: I do not own Gundam wing or any of it's characters.
Melara: O.O Th-there was no humor in that… Chris? Are you feeling well? *puts hand to Chris's forehead*
Chris: *looks up at disclaimer* Ack! What have I done!!!! I'm firing that disclaimer!!!!!
Melara: Why don't you try the legal cr…
Chris: *shoves sock into Melara's mouth* NO CURSE WORDS!!!! This is a PG fic!
Melara: Mmph!
Chris: Now, let's try that disclaimer again…
Disclaimer: I OWN GUNDAM WING!!!!!!! I OWN THE WORD YAYNESS!!!! I OWN THE WORLD!!!!!!! And because I own the world, I say that it's oposite day!
Chris: *starts babbling about the complications of oposite day* …but that means that I don't own the world, and can't do anything I want, so then it's not opposite day, so then I do own the world, and can do anything I want, so it is opposite day…
Melara: *reading disclaimer, ignoring Chris* you were this close to becoming Heero's new tool for target practice…
Chris: *pauses from babling* why? *continues to babble, and is still ignored*
Melara: You said that you owned the word yayness…
Chris: *Still blabering on about his disclaimer* …hey, if I do own the world, then I can't own Gundam wing, because it's opposite day, but if I own the world, then I own everything in it, so then I do own gundam wing…
Melara: *is thougholy confused* Um… Can we just do the warning?
Chris: BWA HA HA HA!!!! I'VE DONE IT!!!! I'VE HOPELESSLY CONFUSED YET ANOTHER PERSON!!!!!!
Melara: Just do the warnings.
Chris: Hm? Oh, right.
Warnings: uh, it's the second chapter, the warnings are the same, except now there's a special apearence of Melara. YAY!!! Everybody aplaude!!! *silence* Oh… Right then… moving on…
Melara: Really? I'm in this? *reads fic* WOWIE!!! I get to…
Chris: *shoves a watermellon into Melara's big mouth to silence her* Shh! Don't tell them that yet! Let them read the fic for themselves!
Melara: Mmhp?
Chris: On with the fic!!!
Melara: *pulls wattermellon out of her mouth* I want some action in this one! Blow stuff up! BLOW STUFF UP!!! I WANT TO WATCH STUFF BURN!!!!!
Chris: I think I can do that…
Melara: Oh! And add some angst!!! I want angst!!!
Chris: Don't push it…
Melara: *ignoring Chris* We are the knights who say 'Ni!' and we demand a sacrifice. We demand that you bring us… a shrubbery!!!!
Party Time!!!!! (part 2)
Zero and Deathscythe are locked in a fight to the death.
Zeero uses twin buster rifle but misses
Deathscythe sends a barrage of scythe-swipes, but misses.
Deathscythe holds up its scythe and slices straight through the cocpit of zeero!
Heero: *drops controls*
Duo: *drops controls, turns off N64* Yeah!!!!! I beat you!!!
Heero: (grumble, grumble) *hands over $10*
Duo: ^__________________^
Heero: I want a rematch.
Wufei: Move over, it's my turn!
Quatre: You shouldn't fight!
Duo: Put a sock in it!
Quatre: @_@ DIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *pizza cutter mysteriously missing, starts trying to strangle Duo with his braid*
Dorthy: *pops in* Quatre!!!! *drags him out the door*
Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOO! MUST RESTRAIN EVIL; MUST KILL DUO!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dorthy's servent: *picks up quatre's feet so he won't drag*
Duo: *lying on the floor, gasping for air* OoO
Chris: Get Duo some medicine, Liz!!!
Liz: Not now, I have a perfect score on 'Clay pigions'…
Man walks in, sits in desk and says "And now for something completaly different."
(note: this was from the monty python movie 'And now for something completaly different.' As if that wasn't obvious…)
Heero: No Monty Python. *shoots man in head*
Liz: Horay!!! High score!!!!
Chris: Liz, get me a bell!
Liz: On it! *hands chris a bell*
Chris: *rings bell loudly, nothing happens* HEY!! LISTEN UP!!!!!
Everyone else: *looks up*
Chris: We're going to make a shopping trip!
Duo: To get more video games? ^____^
Chris: No, To get me a pet! And guess who's paying!
Meanwhile, at Dorthy's HQ…
Quatre: Must… break free! *squeezes through window.*
Security system: RRIINNG ReEEP ReEEP ReEEP bleep bleep bleep
Dorthy: Quatre has escaped!!! Send out the security bots!!
Dorothy's servant: On it.
Quatre: Security bots! *rams two bots together, making a large explosion, sending Quatre flying*
Meanwhile, at My house…
Quatre: *crashes throug the roof, covered in soot*
Chris: Ah, Quatre, there you are! You get to pay for my pet because you wreaked my house with a pizza cutter!!!
Quatre: (sigh)
Later, at the pet store…
Melara: Hi!!!!!
Chris:Melara???!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!! OUT! OUT!OUT!!!!
Melara: I own this place!
Chris: (grrrrr…)
GP: o.O
Melara: Quatrekins!!!!! *glomps Quatre, knocking him over*
Quatre: Um… Hi Melara?
Chris: *taps his foot* Excuse me, but I'm here to…
Melara: *stands up, intterupts chris* Oh, right. Well, go pick out a pet!
Duo: Kitties!!! *picks up Heero kitty*
Heero kitty: MREOOWR!!!! *slashes at Duo's face*
Duo: YEOW!!!!! *drops Heero kitty*
Heero kity: *picks up mini-gun*
Heero: What the :::insert word of choice here::: is that???!!!!!!
Melara: *filing papers, looking bored* It's a yarn gun, Heero kitties need them or else they murder. That's why we seperated Heero kitties and Quatre kitties.
Heero kitty: *shoots string at duo*
Duo: *runs in fear* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Aww, how cute! *looking at Quatre kitty*
Quatre kitty: Meow! *touches a yarn ball, immediately becomes instantly tangled* Meow?
Quatre: Let me help you, little kitty… *tries to untangle Quatre Kitty, but only manages to get himself tangled* ???
Melara: *laughing to herself* Let me help with that.
Moments later…
Melara: *tangled in yarn with Quatre* How did I get here?
Duo: *snickers*
Quatre: Trowa Help us!!!
Trowa: Alright, coming.
Trowa: ???
Quatre: Déjà vu…
Melara: Heero?
Heero: No.
Chris: I'll help.
Chris: I hate yarn.
Quatre: Heero?
Heero: No!
Trowa: Duo?
Duo: *walks up to giant yarn ball*I'll try
Heero kitty: *points yarn gun at duo*
Duo:I hate cats.
Everyone in yarn (asside from Quatre kitty): Heero?
Heero: No.
incredibly kawaii Quatre kitty: meow? *shows off big kawaii kat eyes to Heero*
Heero: Not a chance.
Duo: HEERO!!! GET YOUR BUT OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
Heero: (sigh) oh fine…
Heero: STUPID YARN! WHERE'S MY GUN???!!!!!!
Quatre: Where's wufei?
Chris: Being smart.
Quatre: ???
Chris: somewhere else…
Doggie: *walks up to Melara* Woof! Bark! Woof! (translation: You forgot to feed me, Melara!) *bites off yarn, freeing everyone, and pushes food bowl toward Melara*
Everyone: WE'RE SAVED!!!!! *begin to throw steaks and pocky into the dog's food bowl*
Chris: *petting dog* I've found my pet!!!!! I won't forget to feed you!!!
Quatre: *picking up Quatre kitty* I'de better keep you away from yarn!
Chris/Quatre: We'll take them!!!
Quatre *hands over money*
Chris: I'll call you shark!
Heero kitty: *points yarn gun at everyone*
Everyone (but Quatre kitty): NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
To be continued…
Melara: Yayness! I got tangled up in string with Quatre!!!!
Chris: Don't get hentai in this. It's only PG.
Melara: *ingnoring Chris* And then Quatre called Trowa over to help! Isn't that sweet?
Chris: *whaps Melara on the head with… a herring?*(note:in one fic duo is asked to chop down a tree with a herring.) NO YAOI!!!!! ESPECIALLY NOT IN MY FIC!!!!!!
Melara: *pouts* why not?
Chris:revenge.*zaps melara in a tiny room with dress up clothes, a tea set, and a revived relena.*
Melara: uh, verry funny, now let me O-U-T, OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(shadowy figure aproaches melara holding two pink stockings like knives)
melara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *slowly slides down glass door*
chris:well, that's all! Next chapter I'll invite someone reviewing to be in my fic! So review well! Bye!
Melara:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH