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:::Mew walks up and starts tapping a microphone:::
Mew: Is this thing on? MEEEW!! Okay, it works..Now, I have come here to confess my deepest darkest secret...I'm in love with-
:::Lugia walks in, interupting Mew:::
Lugia: HI!! I'M LUGNUTS!! WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME, MEW?!
Mew: EW! No! Go away!
Lugia: BUT I LOVE YOU!! __________________________;
Mew: Well, I don't! Now, go away!!
:::Lugia flies off, sadly:::
Mew: Now that that THING is gone, I can say what I was going to say..I'm in love wi-
:::then Meowth walks in with an electric guitar:::
Meowth: It's time for NYAASU NO PAATEI!!!!
:::Meowth starts singing "Nyaasu No Paatei":::
Mew: DAMN IT! Get out of here, you dumb cat!!
:::Mew throws a Snorlax (don't ask how that's posible! XD!!) at Meowth:::
Meowth: O.O NYAA YA YAA!!!! I'm outta here!
:::Meowth runs away, screaming:::
Mew: KUSO! _;; I have to confess this without being interuppted!! I'm in love with MEWTWO!! He's just so sexy!! He's got such sexy eyes, a sexy voice, and a sexy everything!! He's so sexy when he smiles..*____________________________* I didn't wanna fight him during "Mewtwo Strikes Back"! I just wanted to have sex with him, but he didn't like me..;___________; He's still sexy anyways!! ^________________^
:::a Pikachu on cocaine named Bokey walks in, while Mew keeps going on about Mewtwo:::
Bokey: HEY!! CAN I GET SOME COCAINE AROUND HERE?!?!
:::Mew notices Bokey, and forgets about Mewtwo:::
Mew: I LOVE YOU!! *__________________________________________*
Bokey: DO YOU HAVE COCAINE?!?!!
Mew: No, but I'll have sex with you!!
Bokey: BUT I WANT COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mew: But, I don't have any! _____;
Bokey: YOU SUCK! I GOTTA GET ME SOME COCAINE!!
:::Bokey runs off, in search of cocaine:::
Mew: NNNNNOOOO!!!! _____________; That Pikachu was so sexy..Well, back to what I was talking about..Wait..What was I talking about?
:::Mew is thinking about what she was saying when two Mewtwos walk in..One being Mewtwo, and the other being Garth..(see "Tortured") After a minute, Mew notices the two Mewtwos:::
Mew: OH MY GOSH!! THEY'RE THE SEXIEST GUYS I'VE EVER SEEN! Forget about that Pikachu!!
Garth: What the hell?
Mew: YOU TWO ARE SO SEXY!!! I WANNA MAKE SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME!!!! *______________________________________*
:::Garth is greatly disturbed:::
Garth: You're the most scary thing I've ever seen..Well, next to Domino, anyways..
Mewtwo: Mew? What the hell are you on? -_-;;
Mew: NOTHING!! SEEING YOU MAKES ME HIGH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!
Garth: Mewtwo, you KNOW this thing?
Mewtwo: Unfortunatly, yes. This is..The legendary Mew.
Garth: I WAS CREATED FROM THAT THING?!?! o.O;;;;;;;;;; AAAAHHHH!!!!
Mew: Both of you were created from me! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT MEANS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ALL BE LOVERS!!!
Garth: No..o.O;; That means we're all related in a way! So, you're my mom, and Mewtwo's my brother!!
Mew: Ooooo..Incest would be fun! ^_~
Mewtwo: That's not right..o.O;;;;
Garth: Mewtwo, let's get out of here!!
:::Garth and Mewtwo start running away from Mew as fast as they can, and Mew flies after them:::
Mew: WAIT FOR ME!! I'm your MOTHER! GET BACK HERE!!
THE END.