I was very bored
when I wrote this, but I'm quite pleased with this! Its Independent Women Part 1 by Destiny's Child gone wrong! I hope nobody is offended, coz this is for a
laugh. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters; as always,
Squaresoft do, and I am so jealous. The
song "Independent Women Part 1" is by Beyoncé Knowles, S. Barnes, C. Rooney,
and J. Oliver and sung by the great girl group known as Destiny's Child! This rearrangement was written by moi. Please do not sue me!
Independent Women
Part 1 – Final Fantasy 8 style!
Squally-poo?
Where're my new
shoes?
Seifer, Zell and Irvy?
Said where're your
chicks? Come on!
Uh, Uh, Uh,
Rinoa: Squally?
Tell me what you think about me,
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings,
Always by your side each time we fight a glacial eye,
When it's all over I'll keel over and die.
Selphie: Irvy?
Tell me how you feel about this,
Wink at other girls, bloke, you'll get me well p****d,
I'll kick you in the hoo-ha and I'll give it all I got,
You now know who's the boss, now will you kiss me and be gone.
Sub-chorus
Everyone: The shoes
on my feet (I bought it)
The clothes I'm wearing (I
bought it)
Librarian Girl With
Pigtails: The hot-dog Zell's scoffing
(What?!)
Everyone: 'Coz I
depend on me
Rinoa: If I wanted the watch Squall's wearing
(I'll nick it)
Everyone: The car
he's driving (We'll nick it)
The rock we're rocking (We got it)
'Coz I depend on me, I depend on me.
Chorus
Everyone: All the
women who're independent! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the honeys making money! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the mamas who profit dollars! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the ladies who truly feel me! (Throw your hands up at me!)
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that,
Rinoa, how d'ya train Squall to save your butt?
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that,
Selphie, how could Irvy put up with you?!
Librarian Girl With
Pigtails: Tell me how you feel about this,
I stack books on shelves, keep them orderly,
I gave you a book called "Combat King – Volume 3",
Zell, you care more 'bout the hot-dogs than me
Quistis: Seifer?
How d'ya like this knowledge that we brought?
Braggin' on that Squall cannot beat you in a fight,
If you're gonna brag make sure its not scars that you flaunt,
Just show me all the money and I'll give you what you want (óh lá lá!)
Sub-chorus
Everyone: The shoes
on my feet (I bought it)
The clothes I'm wearing (I
bought it)
The rock we're rocking (We got it)
'Coz I depend on me
Rinoa: If I wanted the watch Squall's wearing
(I'll nick it)
Librarian Girl With
Pigtails: The house Zell lives in
(We'll seize it!)
Everyone: The car
he's driving (We'll nick it)
'Coz I depend on me, I depend on me.
Chorus
Everyone: All the
women who're independent! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the honeys making money! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the mamas who profit dollars! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the ladies who truly feel me! (Throw your hands up at me!)
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that,
Librarian, you need to make wedding plans, (Zell screams)
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that,
Quistis, you should whip-crack your bloke for fun, (Seifer shakes in
horror)
Quistis: Destiny's Child?!
All (apart from
Quistis): Whassup?!
Quistis: You in the house?!
All (apart from
Quistis): Sure 'nuff!
All (inc.
Quistis): We'll break these blokeys off
Angel style
All apart from
Rinoa, who was nasal gargling the ad. lib section over the top:
Women of those
blokes
You don't need
them, b****r off!
No one else can
date me,
Independent girls
Chorus
Everyone: All the
women who're independent! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the honeys making money! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the mamas who profit dollars! (Throw your hands up at me!)
All the ladies who truly feel me! (Throw your hands up at me!)
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that,
Charlie, how d'ya Angels get down like that
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that,
Charlie, how d'ya Angels get down like that…
So how was it?!
Please review or else I'll cry!
Thanx!
