COMMERCIAL BREAK
By MARCEE
(A devious device to increase the tension. If you don't like this kind of joke, just go to the next part.)
"Announcing the new and approved SuperSucker Vacuum Cleaner!"
"It's now even easier to use and has even more sucking power!"
"Watch as the amazing SuperSucker sucks the doorknob right off this door!"
"The SuperSucker is available right now for only 3 easy payments of $39.95. That's right, just $39,95. It's only available for a limited time! Call right now! And if you're one of the first 25 callers, we'll throw in this incredible SuperSucker attachment for FREE! It reverses the flow of air so the SuperSucker becomes the SuperBLOWER!"
"Do you need a good blow? With the attachment, you won't have to hire someone to do it for you! It's so easy to use, even a child could learn!"
"Men! Send your wives out shopping for the day! They'll be so surprised when they get home to see you hard...
at work with the SuperSucker!"
"Remember! This offer is for a limited time only - so hurry! And don't forget, ladies, for just 3 easy payments of $39.95 you could suck your way to a cleaner house...
With the SuperSucker!"
END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK
By MARCEE
(A devious device to increase the tension. If you don't like this kind of joke, just go to the next part.)
"Announcing the new and approved SuperSucker Vacuum Cleaner!"
"It's now even easier to use and has even more sucking power!"
"Watch as the amazing SuperSucker sucks the doorknob right off this door!"
"The SuperSucker is available right now for only 3 easy payments of $39.95. That's right, just $39,95. It's only available for a limited time! Call right now! And if you're one of the first 25 callers, we'll throw in this incredible SuperSucker attachment for FREE! It reverses the flow of air so the SuperSucker becomes the SuperBLOWER!"
"Do you need a good blow? With the attachment, you won't have to hire someone to do it for you! It's so easy to use, even a child could learn!"
"Men! Send your wives out shopping for the day! They'll be so surprised when they get home to see you hard...
at work with the SuperSucker!"
"Remember! This offer is for a limited time only - so hurry! And don't forget, ladies, for just 3 easy payments of $39.95 you could suck your way to a cleaner house...
With the SuperSucker!"
END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK